my boss just asked me since when I wear glasses 

lowkey hate working from home I be feeling like I wasted a day

Everybody is suspect at this point. Y’all all catfish until I fuck. Wassup? lol

I like when ya say goodmorning on here that really put a lil extra pep in my step

you can’t fuck everybody throat 💯

blob is catfishing beast lmfaooooo 😂😂

acting like I know how to use chopsticks

If y’all want to truly verify that y’all are real… show some ass. That’ll do it. 🤭

parasocial relationships gon kill ya

you actually don’t have to read all the comics in a universe/event if you don’t want to, the earlier issues of ultimate spider man are ass sorry not sorry

good morning and happy saturday to everybody who douched before 10 am ONLY

I be trynna interact with yall but it be feeling fake 😂 beautiful gowns tho

I be late to these things

my eye twitching who masturbating to me??? 🤨

I was wfh yesterday gotta cut, washed and recurled my fro, put on a new fit and this nigga ain’t even here today broooooooo

idk why streets not fw this age of revelation event im loving it 🤷🏾‍♂️

there’s a pregnant lady on tiktok who’s husband gave her an undercooked burger bc he was mad and she defending him lmaoo

I almost broke my neck for this video last night 😂

I forget ya cool over here

I can’t multitask for shit it be work or play

work flick

nyc doormen be so jealous 😤 like i’m going to fuck a slut bro I promise you can have some too damn

comics are a great way to build back up your reading stamina

i’m getting jumped bc ALL X-MEN MATTER smh

leave my bi king alone

gotta cut yesterday and ain’t take a single flick yet… i’m washed up??

I ain’t have an açaí bowl in like 2 months #backonmybullshit

at work hype bc pretty p back

I hate wearing my glasses I be feeling like I gotta tell everybody they prescription

my coworker just asked me if I sing

JUST FOUND A BOOSTER!!! ya don’t understand i’m jumping for joy rn

The criminalization Of Black Autistic Behavior 👨🏽‍🦱👩🏽‍🦱

I love when cute niggas check me out

I told my sister imma get her hair down for school and why the shit 250????

this how I feel about Alicia Keys she a pianist that’s it that’s all

8th grade mr ackee my goat

worddd I forgot I paid my rent early and got a whole money order and everything smh

something having an aftertaste is literally the devil how tf that even make sense

long time no see 🙇🏾‍♂️

me

lemme put one of these in yo ass

they gave me free queso and chips at chipotle #BigPeckerPerks

one of my plugs got customer service reps now, he getting too much munyun 😂

this was a negative post btw

this verse agenda IS the gay agenda!!!

severance is cute it’s just dark as FUCK

is that a titty I see? 🕵🏾‍♂️💪🏾