why it don’t be this much ass on humpday i’m wondering?? 🤔

bluesky is my alt

Imagine your city having a Pride Ball at City Hall. Shoutout New York

I be watching pegging videos and I hate when the shit barely going in nigga could’ve did that himself #GoBigOrGoHome

I really gotta stop isolating myself.

my guilty pleasure is watching them gay fights on twitter it just be psd booty and ass

You could never get me to hate grits.

why tf is syrup so expensive?? or am I just cheap

the sun is shining and ya pussies so pretty everybody have a good day

nobody talks about how hard it is to be nonchalant fr

just tried a pickleback shot for the first time and that shit was disgusting 🤮

the boys series finale was exactly as expected; dumb as fuck

I need to gain 25 pounds by juneteenth

Well well well look what day it is….

would I? no. can I? also no.

I used to hate english muffins growing up idk what I was on tho these shits soo good

I hate when paperclips be gaped out wtf

I got a great fit on and the big booty patient transporters ain’t even here today 😞

LMFAOOOOO I just had a whole 16 mins convo with a patient and when he ain’t get the answer he wanted he gon say he need an interpreter he don’t speak english 😭😭😭

imma join that wawg book club next month for sure. I signed up for the email shit but I been busy as hell on sundays

my barber just told me I got “the kinda face where the shape ups look real good” he wan fuck ain’t it

this dude at my job was trynna talk to my coworker, stopping by our office and shit but then randomly starts dressing like johnathan majors and my coworker laughs her ass off every time he leave now 😂😂 #coldworld

I ain’t come on here yesterday because my people are more than just booty pics 😞✊🏿#onthisland

I can’t STAND the “why y’all tearing a black man/woman down” rhetoric every time black people try to hold each other accountable for doing harm. HATE👏🏾IT👏🏾

don’t my hashbrowns look so majestic this morning?

hair washed spliff rolled dick fat

simple compliments are cool. I think being lusted over constantly in a sexual manner can get old quick.

Today truly feels like Friday 🫩

I just went on a lunch date and this nigga is taming my bad dragon 😮

One thing i have learned is sex is not a bond. You can get fucked & forgotten.

a nigga that get up and go to the gym will always get props from me cuz i’m just not doing it 🙅🏾‍♂️

I wish I was hairier

sleeping next to somebody is not for the real yearners I almost quit my job this morning

my undies be my favorite part of my fit lowkey

I love office booty I wanna climb in that back pocket

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Fuck them voters who’s having voter’s remorse!! I’m not forgiving shit!!!

everytime somebody ask me light or dark meat I forget which is which

I don’t be paying ya dust i’m just awkward I swear

my intrusive thoughts be kickin my ass.

disappointed I ain’t see no humps yet

this week’s just been a reminder i’m about to get darker and more powerful this summer

i’m back on here again act natural

after a few shots my tongue be trynna find some hole

first day back in the office inna week.5 and my coworker talm bout the 1000 al qaeda sleeper cells that are apparently up to no good 🫩

this my last holiday season with my fam I gotta put me first sadly

wtFUCK timothee chalamet got going on

I think it is detrimental to raise a black child or POC child in predominantly white communities. I will die on this hill.

The power of “sick day” was really strong this morning! 😭😭!!

ya be getting facials?? I want to but im scared its gonna make me break out