oh I succeeded with this btw

does it ever get tiring being constantly negative about every situation that you find yourself in, do you wonder

I love the music scene as a whole I love how silly small a world it is I love that a random connection I have to a canadian indie band can somehow become relevant to a completely different scene through sheer happenstance

the opposite of flat stanley is curvy stanley

lmao did u know that showing up and liking only my selfies with ur chaser-ass profile will get u blocked faster than u can call me "a trans"

what's my crime having a crush? a succulent transsexual crush??

my special ability is getting super anxious when discussing the meta subject of flirting with someone as it relates to me flirting with them

i am possessed by the sudden need to find some septum jewelry that stands out more

gay gay homosexual gay

I need to own a pinball table so bad dude

🤔

oh my god I'm starting a band. what the fuck

nothing is worse than finding a band that ALMOST hits the spot

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

believe it or not part of transitioning is changing as a person. so maybe staying on the same incel shit you were on pretransition isn't the move

idk man I think maybe going up to trans women you think are hot and being pathetic at them instead of having a Normal Conversation is bad, actually

my phone is constantly awash with notifications from my beautiful women Gmail and Samsung Account Preferences

I need to go to a state park I need to be surrounded by nature and not much else I NEED to walk into the forest

i wonder why people dont talk to me at halloween parties..

"I'm starting a noise project" uhmmmm, all music is noise 😌 checkmate

I for one am a fan of the recent deathcore trend of leaning into souls-esque dark fantasy visuals and lyricism

watching the kingdom hearts fandub and oh no this is gonna alter my vocabulary once again

Can't stop thinking about this

the thing about me is that my sweet and caring nature is inextricable from my flirtiness. I can't not be warm and caring even while I'm talking about makin out sloppy style

girl wearing screamo band baby tee what's up

do my friends know that every time I see them my heart is filled with warmth and my day is brightened considerably and just for a little while the world doesn't seem so bad

new year new me: refusing to let my brain overthink tiny perceived slights and distances in my loved ones because I trust them to talk to me like adults if there is a problem

watching someone unmask and relax around you as you get close to them is one of the wonders of the world

taking someone clothes shopping and telling them I'm going to "post-nasal their drip" and refusing to elaborate

Block button my beloved

self-destructively eating too much caramel corn

some of these girls I'm friends with need to realize the power that pet names and terms of endearment have over me lmao

baseball-based metaphor for flirting or whatever, I'm gonna go to bed lol

I must not sleep. going to sleep is the being awake killer

it's all worth it to be a cute girl, y'know ?

bringing this back for no reason at all :)

if I add someone to close friends first it's creepy and weird but if they add me first it's an honor and I'm flattered

"I'm such a good trans ally! look at how many trans women I follow on social media!"

centering every action you take around the validation you can get from it must be an exhausting way to live

puppygirl movie frustrated me more than anything lol

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

Nature is healing

Lammy Blows It

it's ridiculous how vulnerable I am to even slightly butchy trans women

it's fuckin SILLY how much eating one (1) delicious plumcot has improved my mood today

teaching a workshop called "how to post a 12x18 flyer to Instagram without cropping it"