pj knows receivers man. if you're looking to figure it out, that's a great spot to start

i just had the most surreal 60 hours and whatever i had planned for the next 2.5 days is gonna have to be cancelled. just gonna need some time to think while high and comfortable and home

this has been one of the most minnesota vikings ass seasons ever. it's been absolutely hilarious.

men, female, girl that's all i need to know about this guy

shit

nflpa gotta figure out guaranteed contracts man. this is some bullshit

the last bit of this made me laugh. the last bit of the newsletter made tears. merry xmas everyone

we just pulled off the bike chain first then new bike gift (his birthday is tomorrow) and the reaction to the lock was hilarious. sorry bud. but glad you love the wheels

everything thing i can to not post mission accomplished pic

while a small hall vote is one i approve of, i prefer a larger one. bat at least it's coherent. which blank votes are inherently not

Not a bad way to spend the afternoon

gotta tighten some bolts

My favorite historical costume designer is Sandy Powell, and she has an amazing trick that it took me years to realize: Be conservative with color and lean into modern shapes with your hero, and put your villain in the most outrageously period-specific costume you can.

that steve francis one is sick

frankenstein was great

i just watched those giants and i might do it again because they got all the breaks and still lost to the vikings. how bad can it get?

hell yeah

terrible call, that's a det td

come on man. this shit has got to stop

jj hurt again? man, they gotta get someone else just because of that, let alone how not good he is

No this is genuinely hilarious 🤣🤣 the AI was like "ok make Nazis, but remember diversity and inclusion!!👍🫡"

skolol, jj looked right at him

i am halfway through and it's a great read

that is not how that rule should be legislated. impossible to sack a qb otherwise

huh, never thought about what to do with the ball falling over but the other 10 guys no where near the kicker

Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault Gone and cry

i have learned to just go along with the christmas enjoyers. they're all crazy but all have reasons that make me enjoy the season

things that happened to me in HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL: broke a collarbone, tip of shoulder, scapula, and put a hole in a growth plate and then: fractured fibula, cracked knee cap, fractured vertebrae only thing that made me stop was i graduated and wasn't good enough

it's a small thing that goes a long way: coach has a stock of shirts and ties for game day. every kid gets hooked up as needed immediately in the morning. i cannot wait to be tying knots for the boys

QB Josh Johnson has entered the game for the Washington Commanders tonight, which gives me an excuse to share his *incredible* resume.

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

i wanna know if someone stole the image of the lady and if they got the numbers on the left even remotely correct

oregon unis are fantastic. love the old yellow

i had to read/edit a lot of rf football a few years ago and this is pretty crazy. good on em

“That was forward”

i appreciate this because i was watching the skycam and there was no replay by the time i switched to the regular broadcast. the loud boos when they apparently showed it in stadium had me wondering

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

god i'm glad that's done. is eleven days enough time to get a better qb?

That game, for that fanbase, was the exact sequence of events most calculated to bring out the most deranged posts of all time. We need to shut TexAgs down for 48 hours for national security reasons.

welp, defense needs a stop because beck ain't gonna get em down and score. fuck!

This Miami Texas A&M game is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in the rambling, incoherent gameplay has anyone come close to scoring a touchdown. Everyone is now dumber for having watched it. I award these teams no points, and may God have mercy on their souls.

whatever he once was, it's completely gone

quit getting cute! run the goddamn ball, mario!

i hate carson beck so much

oh wow the canes defense struggling with a mobile qb? shocking

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member