a lot more bird fights this year. i blame the weather

lmao

yeah, those two dudes are gonna drive brunson insane and i hate it. especially harden cuz he's gonna have two lights out games that make everyone lose their minds

struggling really hard with a kid that cannot talk in front of an audience. i do not have that problem. and all i can think of is no one cares. is there another way to get through?

jill, good obit writing. also, that's how my kid will write about me. damn right i kicked your ass so bad you had to switch games

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been there

phone guy goes insane? huh, wonder why that might be?

aaron rai winning a major makes sense because it's the pga. but he's also one of those guys that it's like, yeah, good for him. five years of basically no pressure for a dude that's universally liked and has battled injury. (was also fun seeing the dirtbag cam smith and scotties putter going silent)

this is really good

jeeeeezus

scottie wins somewhere around -6 or -7 and probably in a playoff against one of the pretenders currently top 10

thinking bout putting the shovels away. might wait until tomorrow just in case

i am so glad no one is home right now because i don't have to explain what i just said

the guy who trains the insurance salesman in fallout

how many nights would it take pratt to pay your mortgage for the year?

brian campbell, he of the 280 yard average drive (dead last on tour) should make the cut on the number at the pga. that rules

pairing this with @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social's cup of coffee. absolutely incredible, especially the little newspaper icon on the bottom right (scroll all the way down)

watching the directors cut of napoleon and did the horse take a cannon ball to the chest in the theatrical release because i loled hard at that

kid went to a twins game today, $45 for an adjustable hat. pohlads are BROKE

I saw the greatest van I have ever seen today

no dolphins. decent chance i only have to endure 3-5 games this year. love that i only have to pay attention to the canes, the normal team

you are not allowed to help your neighbors. incredible gambit or class crime? news at 10

there is water falling from the sky. is that something that can happen?

impossible answers long way to the top hells bells the answer is play ac/dc

lmao wild. still gonna ride, but goddamn

a 10% charge to load a gift card is obscene man. the hell we doing here?

"point out the scripture" should be an immediate second question to all of em

she sucks. just put her words on air and we're done here

a bailey ober special. use your defense, kids

whistles swallowed and its bullshit

from the rochester (mn) post bulletin today. it's evil. the people in charge are evil.

what an incredible save. frost are up against the goalie gods and an already legendary goalie

god that's nasty for mackinnon

"butt-ending" is a 4-minute double minor, apparently

i have the athletic because of Aaron, russo and miami sports (that i obviously cannot get local coverage of) and this is probably the end of my deal with them. turned a blind eye when the nyt of it all happened but damn, man, wtf?

Wow. The PWHL announced that tonight’s Game 5 of the PWHL Walter Cup Playoffs between Minnesota and Montréal has been postponed due to player safety concerns related to illness. A new date will be announced when it can be rescheduled. #PWHL

unreal control on that orb and two from naz

sweats and tanks and shoes that confuse the olds...yup

sick wife and mother's day in a few hours is quite the needle to thread. the kids are gonna riot and i need a plan. good thing we decided to get high

kid is going to the capitol this week and a word of advice for all of you that i told him: do not carve your initials on the horse's balls. you get in trouble for that

much more measured than i would've been

wtf is race control thinking? can't leave dude stranded there. jesus, indy, get it together

good lord what a weird start to indy

a couple weeks ago several coworkers were surprised i had never been on a cruise and were adamant that i would have a good time. i said absolutely not, seems nasty. it has not been brought up since

brock lesnar is my guess for the gophers

It exists! I interviewed backup dancers, producers, the costume designer, the song’s producers who granted the rights, and so many more who were involved: web.archive.org/web/20240227...

"yodel in the canyon" is a new one and in a twist it seems divorce is on the table if i keep saying it

good mood time youtu.be/fOZ-MySzAac?...