ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

incredible

oh my god

that's some bullshit, man

a generational chance to make a run and fumbling the bag is very funny (i didn't think they'd win this game but goddamn)

go watch your local hs marching band

third time in the last week the dog got her tags caught in the deck

saw and heard all i needed with the mexican anthem. win or lose, england is in for a bad time

just thinking about the british grand prix that i had to watch at work and how i did not get to properly laugh at max eating gravel because he does not seem to understand how the rear wings work. i should get to relive that

the big fella! (what a fucking move by the assist guy)

incredible shit

love it. though the three should be two shots one for two then for one. or it's one point on the foul and the shot for two

that's one of the greatest saves ive ever seen

i'm sorry, what?

if you count one glance you have to count the other one

i NEED a photo of the ball under his shirt with the offside flag in the background

turns out that the trick to getting the thermostat down to 66 and not getting yelled at is menopause. though it was kind of a cruel joke that it was 76 when i went to bed so i did not know what i was gonna get when my feet hit the tile at 5 a.m.

goddamn i might be in

bad call

if this turns into norris division hockey, i do not like the usa's chances

questions i would like answered from people is when and for how long did you have cable and more than one tv?

a lot of teams have a lot more money

look, going fast in a car is fun. going fast on a snowmobile makes my brain do max headroom noises. not a glitch, just processing at levels either me or the world cannot interpret. no idea what happens for a second or three at a time. it's awesome

a stunning collapse

shit. i do not like this trend

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well now i am going to have to buy some books

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hell of a goal though

damn

yeah, no thanks

thought he pulled a hammy but i don't think you can do that when nothing moves

my big funny nordic son

i got a steering wheel and a ps5 copy of f124, skyrim, ncaa 25 and a switch. i don't need shit

if the kids are gonna listen to the old music, need to get them into my tv. 6 feet under, dead like me and weeds coming right up

tried to light a smoke and a drop of water came out the bic

but we must make sure the actual kids cannot internet. prosecute the ghouls and leave children alone (many such cases)

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

bro on germany hit an absolute chimney

was war das?

i do not like any of these numbers

i don't think any of these people use the internet

if i was a teacher id be ok. like able to handle low-level emergencies. but i am a para and it is a struggle. especially as all the pt work dries up leaving me desperate in the summer

love to swim through the air

it won't make james corden funny, but helps with understanding why he's not

my groomsmen took me on a surprise trip to vegas for my bachelor party and when we got dressed to go out for a nice dinner my best man said this as he pulled out trunks. he was not kidding. no suit, we ordered pizza.

key moment, half speed, yowza

i completely deleted my account (whatever that actually means) so i can't even see links or embedded tweets and that seems like it's good for me

sharks drafted a 7-foot 277 lb defenseman from moldova. i so hope he plays one nhl game

Let us never forget that Zack Greinke stories are some of the greatest gifts we have in Major League Baseball. They never stop making me laugh.