Kimmel comes out of the gate with a Tylenol joke

BREAKING: The Epstein Files just got one step closer to being released. With Adelita Grijalva’s victory in AZ-07, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna now have the magic number — 218 votes — needed for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the full Epstein Files.

This dumb nepo bitch must’ve slept through the firings of the late night comedians. I can’t imagine what her dad would be thinking right now.

Dear World, WE ARE SORRY www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Spbwvh/

HOLY SHIT

Trump is such a dick If only we could read the audiences thought bubbles

Acetaminophen 🥴 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SpAj5W/

L I A R 👖 On 🔥🔥🔥🔥

BREAKING: Jon Bon Jovi isn’t backing down. After first posting, “If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive,” the rock legend was met with heavy backlash.

Ugh. I got my Covid & Flu shots yesterday. For some reason they kicked my butt like never before. 🤒🥶🤢😷🤮 Unfortunate for me I have to get myself together to take my senior momma to her dr’s appt. I’m hoping a shower works miracles. #NoogieArm #Chills #BottomedOutBP #Weak #PouringSweat

Jon would like a second opinion

Can someone please explain to the guy speaking at the United Nations that he did not end 7 wars and everyone knows he is a liar. Oh, he does not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. And please, ask him about the EPSTEIN files.

We all grieved. We knew what the Harris/Walz loss would mean for our country. We weren’t wrong. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Sgh2kh/

So what time should we expect the big event? 😏 Today’s the day! Rapture Day

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What in the actual f?!? open.substack.com/pub/newsom20...

Oh what I wouldn’t give for someone to say this to the fucker & then show these pictures to the lying sack of shit. He’s short fucker even with shoe lifts #TinyMushroom #ShortFatFuck #TinyHands

When the veil is removed His diabolical demonic soul is exposed #AntiChrist #Monster #Cancer #SpawnOfSatan And the ✝️ fell for it

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F’ING gross America we’ve been conned

The ‘lady’ on the left must have used truckloads of Tylenol.

A double slap in the orange dumbo’s face! 👏🏾👏🏾

Jimmy's First Guest Will Be - Governor Gavin Newsom

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Please do it

This is not leadership This is the definition of a small vindictive old man who is not equipped mentally, morally, or physically for the position in our WH.

Old constitutional crisis: President disobeys the Supreme Court. New constitutional crisis: Supreme Court disobeys the Constitution.

I love this aspen grove in the Caribou Ranch Open Space area in Boulder County. It was a great day to hike. The fall colors 🍁 were lovely. We got a bit of rain, but the hiked ended in sunshine. #Colorado #AspenTrees #CaribouRanch #BoulderOpenSpace #hiking

The republicans are protecting the #EpsteinFiles Why? Trump is all over them. If the word gets out they lose trump. They are choosing to protect the pedophile in the White House & big Republican pedophile donors for the sake of power instead of serving justice for Epstein child rape survivors