What if I don’t want to lock in? What if I want to unlock?? To lock out???

Adam just told me I’m a yapper and that I could talk myself into a life sentence even if I was innocent of all crimes LMAOOO

Maybe I should put the bluesky app on my phone screen where the twitter app currently is so instead of wasting my time there, I remember to waste it here instead

WHAT A GOOD SUNDAY :)

GOOD MORNING BSKY, I’m gonna make blueberry pancakes and pumpkin spice coffee then walk the dog then get ready for a cute little wreath-making crafternoon with my bestie and my mama before having a cozy evening and dinner with my man! Happy Sunday, I hope you all do something nice today!!! 🥰

I’ve had the flu for a week and am finally feeling less like death warmed over today, so I actually cooked a proper dinner from scratch instead of eating my default bowl of soup from a can and that feels like a goddamn victory :’)

Sexci

So uhh can I ramble into the abyss here the same way I do on tw*tter?

brb gotta light my smoky pumpkin wine candle

why do i live in southern ontario when this is what it looks like up north this time of year???

so is this basically the same as threads which is similar to a less shitty twitter???

😌

I want a snack so badly but there are no snacks to be had

I really have to remember this app exists and actually use it :)))

girl dinner

had a very beautiful little weekend 🥰

Wow I entirely forgot about this app. I had a phenomenal weekend celebrating my bday though. 🥹

Last lift as a 30 year old 🫡😵‍💫😤

Does this app not support videos?? Omg lol

I need bluesky to add the feature where you can see which of your mutuals follow someone pls and thx

My birthday is one week today. In the past year, I walked away from a man who was about to propose, went through the darkest chapter of my life, recovered from an eating disorder, began unapologetically seeking joy, and accidentally went viral for exposing a predator. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you see me posting the same shit here as on twitter, mind your business 😘

I heard we were doing this

She BLUE on my SKY till I JACK DORSEY

on bluesky we don’t go viral. we only go skyral.

verified accounts are limited to 55 burgers, unverified accounts are limited to 55 fries, new unverified accounts are limited to 55 tacos,

The amount of banana custard I have consumed is borderline unconstitutional

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

haha nice

Today is perfect!!!!

affirmation / today’s booty pump

💀😭

@meatymcsorley.bsky.social’s bio is mf ARTISTRY

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

Twitter is broken and Bluesky isn’t good yet, where am I supposed to funnel all my chaos???

Got a v cute crochet top from the farmers’ market this morning and I love it 🥰💐💖

I do not know what I’m doing here :)