honestly hard to believe

i love waiting rooms like hell yeah i am using this room exactly as intended

listen if you didn't want me to talk about the easter rising for 45 minutes you shouldn't have invited me to your St "Pattys" day office potluck

This is also the end of Blood Meridian

once in awhile you’ll be like walking in the sun eating an apple and you’ll be like yeah this is it

stella took my picture

pretty, dumb, and weak: the nick squires story

why are you, as a man, thinking about carbohydrates

600.8 lbs could only do three dumb and also weak

eternally grateful for @yyentaa.bsky.social shaming me into putting milk in my tea by calling it my american trait

i can still squat 600(.8)

this is my love language apparently

i don’t like to brag but i think it’s neat that i had to bring my own weights to the gym since theirs didn’t go high enough

i only think about drinking occasionally but i think about smoking a fucking cigarette every day

i love having a friend in australia because they will text you at 5am on december 31st and say happy new years. love you @cptwoodsy.bsky.social

me: has been powerlifting competitively for 10 years, 10 years of being in a gym 8-10 hours a week. also me: googling every lift to make sure i’m not doing it embarrassingly wrong every time

May he never know peace. The blood of Gaza is on his hands.

Still dutifully turning off lights when I leave the room meanwhile ai is out here chugging down all the electricity it can get to pump out piles of incorrect garbage

finally some relevant information

saying this every time i eat bread until there's no one in my life at all because of it

the two ravens that come to my office window some mornings just stopped by to show me a single vertebrae that they found, i'm so proud of them

Hello! I don't know how any of this stuff works, but I like to share vegan food, dumb thoughts and the occasional bon mot!

replying to a “as per my last email” ass message

if Pink Lady isn't in your top three best apple varieties don't talk to me

friday's project

What’s a movie that made you ugly cry? this one sticks out because i remember trying really hard not to cry in a theatre during a movie about a fuckin shell and failing

Guys think women want a muscular, macho, wealthy man, but that's not true. Women just want a man who's kind and funny and clearly communicates his affection and is interested in her life and helped orchestrate the Dublin Lock-Out and is socialist 1916 Rising leader James Connolly

please let’s not do this

might fuck around and switch from powerlifting to strongman it just looks cooler. 160/210lb bags arrived at the gym

woke up to 3 different clients experiencing site outages who all texted me directly instead of calling the helpdesk

i haven’t been allowed to lift heavy for over a month and instead am doing dumb shit like sets of 10 paused at 205kg/451lbs

this isn't an echo chamber because there's still people who are proud to be democrats here

went to stella's parent teacher conference and met her three teachers who couldn't stop talking about what a bright and curious and kind child she is and i spent the whole time trying not to cry

“why would you ever need more than a 10 round magazine?”

joining the mandatory company call on how to implement and leverage microsoft copilot AI into our day with this as my teams background

need to go back real bad

this rules 🇳🇿 #nzpol

me 15 minutes after RFK Jr reviews my food tracking from the mandated daily upload to myfitnesspal.gov

why, as a man, is your handle invalid

ok bluesky it is