Glitterati

It’s a wonder I had ANY left over seitan, let alone two separate dinners worth. But that makes for a good Sunday breakfast I guess

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Did the lollipop guild MAKE lollipops or was that the name of their guild, like Wobblies?

Eat plants, lift heavy. 2x495x3 #vegan #veganfortheanimals #powerlifting

Okay so I have to figure out how to use this better.

You know what I mean?

This is not an exciting achievement

The Fishtown experience: seeing construction equipment drive down your street more than cars

They announced we would be switching from an electric engine to diesel on the leg from DC to RVA and for a brief moment I felt an interested spark in my autism before it subsided and was replaced again with Ghostbusters trivia

I love going to Lowe’s in the morning. I’m there in my lil camo SOYBOY hat looking at wall hanging kits with all the other real construction workers. “Hey,” I say, holding up a tiny screw hook. “How much you think this can load?”

Just gave Salem a new toy that looks like a coffee mug for his gotcha day so we can have coffee together. He stood on the stool for pets and coffee cuddles but then went and attacked a kicker on his cat tree while Lucky took the coffee mug toy and Cosmo attacked her. I love my three black cats.

I can’t wait to use this more than the tw****r I had for thirteen years, where I only ever posted a yearly tweet of “this year I’m going to use this thing”