@sukelephens.bsky.social drop the MK World code

@albabycakes.bsky.social please talk me off the ledge about Dub and Mark next pod

Does anyone in New Orleans wanna hang out maybe

Girl at the bar just asked for my number behind this guy’s back she’s been with tonight and I turn around 20 seconds later and they’re making out

Shot, chaser

When the lady in the training video names the example person Charles Cheese

get the fuck out my fAaAaAaaace

Lettin the Walgreens brand NyQuil talk tonight

Before swig vs after swig

Me and the Dangerous Nights Crew after assembling on Bluesky:

Need someone to shame me so I stop eating ice cream

Back

Hey

Hey @mclovenxoxo.bsky.social

4 invite codes and they’ll never be given out. Can’t have people that know me here

I look like this btw

Just witnessed a short king(?) fumble a beautiful tall woman and I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such despair

52 year old man

Back on my bullshit (going to the local dive at midnight on a worknight)

Game respect game

Are mustaches just beards for noses

Are either of these anything

The head so bomb I call her Toppenheimer

Call me Toppenheimer the way I give bomb head

I have 6 different beverages in my car right now, at what point is there a problem

I fucking love movies

I’m girl dinner

Last call in Utah is at 1. This is a fake state

Family gc goin nuts about seeing The Sound of Freedom, how do I tell them that watching a movie isn’t activism

Not drunk selfie posting tonight as a form of self care

Me and who

I think I found the one

Does anyone wanna come to Portland for the next 3 months with me

Starting my drive up to Portland today all the way from Mississippi and I’m a little more nervous about falling asleep on the road than I probably should be

Was only a matter of time til I started drunk skeeting

Need one as a pet so bad

Historically down bad right now I need a lobotomy

Got ice cream if anyone cares

People really voluntarily live in Dallas, insane shit

Security deposit refund just hit drinks on me

He just like me fr

Can I have a shower drink on bsky

Gonna go drink some beer on the beach but give a thumbs down to every person who walks by me in patriotic gear so they know I am simply celebrating a day off from the capitalist grind and not supporting their silly silly country

For my first tattoo should I get something more meaningful or should I go SpongeBob mode like this

I’m gonna be the first person to ever sing LCD Soundsystem at karaoke

Am I supposed to mask the stache Ignore the hat hair pls