I know it's his job, but any way you read this, it sounds like a threat. If there's one New England governor that can be summed up in bumper stickers and sound bytes, it's the in-over-his-head, never says anything Governor Gump.

@repauchincloss.bsky.social, were you there? Did you get to lick Bibi's ass in person?

hi, cis folks! that thing we kept warning about? it’s happening. and a lot of democrats won’t fight unless they’re afraid it will destroy them politically. US senators need to hear your voices. our healthcare isn’t a bargaining chip. contact info: reps.fyi tap in the thread for scripts & info.

I know nothing about Pete Davidson except the standup I've seen isn't funny, he shills for Taco Bell and he's taking blood money from the Saudis. Maybe he should put a cork in it. This feels like 1000 pounds of projection and shame talking.

In Madden 27 the whole stadium will cheer wildly when Trump arrives in the owner's box.

No, no my name is just Jeff. My idiot son I should have aborted is Mr. Beast.

No trials for ICE employees. Skip right to it.

@tedleo.bsky.social, you'd tell me if you're the Super Bowl halftime show announcement, right?

YEEEESSSSSSSS!!! BRING BACK UNDERGROUND ZINES.

Tom Brady this afternoon, clearly not understanding his new gig, "I can't tell you how good that defense was." How is he this bad at this job? I'm certain her hearing his practice for this job is what made Giselle leave.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, did you not hear about the corruption? You're such a bought and paid for embarrassment. Just like your mentor. Fuck you.

If this country was a dog, you'd have to put it down.

The Trump MedBed center is going to be the medical equivalent of that Willy Wonka pop-up experience. RFK Jr just sliding dumb humans into big air fryers...

This limp prick...

Mario Guevara faces imminent deportation after being detained by ICE for over 100 days. His crime? Livestreaming a “No Kings” protest. If you were outraged about Jimmy Kimmel, you should be more outraged about Guevara. It’s time to #FreeMario now!

People being surprised Bill Burr did something stupid will always crack me up. Dude's been trying to have it both ways for years.

@repauchincloss.bsky.social, you absolute fucking racist cunt. I can't wait for the next fundraising call from you. Holy fuck, you suck so much.

Impeach this motherfucker already. Make it a weekly thing.

#Vinyl listening pile for September 26, 2025: David Bowie - London Bye Bye Ta Ta - The Astoria Broadcast 1999 Nine Inch Nails - TRON Ares SDTRK Tori Amos - Diving Deep Live Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti Deluxe The Tori release is fine, but just makes me want To Venus And Back on vinyl...

This country sucks shit.

Was looking up Minneapolis shows while I'm out there and First Ave should be more careful with their line breaks!

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I mean... You HAVE to know you're going to be on camera at some point, right?

Abolish ICE doesn't even scratch the surface.

I hope they made him watch Live Free Or Die Hard.

Please join us tonight, rain or shine, for a mass mobilization to make clear: We want ICE out of New York City. We won’t stop showing up until they stop abducting our neighbors.

Standup comedy is like the Oprah of the arts. Super entertaining, sure. But not worth the harm it's done on the world. The only argument for not going back in time and killing it as an infant is that we got Zelensky out of it. This video is amazing.

If you're ever on a list with any of these assholes, you did something very, very wrong.

@shaheen.senate.gov ready to be both Lucy AND Charlie Brown with the football. What an asshole. Vote her out.

They look like they're about to demand the surrender of Paddington Bear to the authorities.

Stephen Miller tranquilizes his wife, drives her to exhaustion and then stabs her. She's on record.

Lots of screenshots of herself talking in session, but zero comment from @warren.senate.gov on this one. Cool, Liz. Are you waiting for Chuck to do it? Or for @markey.senate.gov to wake up?

To be absolutely honest, anyone should cancel a meeting with these two chodes. What the fuck good could possibly come from a discussion with Schumer and Jeffries?

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Hey @markey.senate.gov, maybe you could ask about this? Do something productive?

#WATCH | Rabbi Weiss: Zionism Is Not Judaism 👇🇵🇸✡️ Rabbi Yisroel Dovid Weiss delivers a scathing critique of the Israeli state, calling it “the embodiment of antisemitism” and accusing it of fueling hatred between Muslims and Jews.

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

Ick. Don't follow this account.

I mean, of course she was better than the other candidate, but Harris was never really ready for that job. Most winnable election in recent history (if not for legacy DNC sabotage).

John McCain was such a shitty father.

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

If you protested Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off the air by canceling Disney+ or some similarly simple action that had clear, direct, effective results, it feels good that you helped get him back, right? The neat part of you can choose another simple action, and keep that awesome feeling going.

He just made up an entity that doesn't exist. Might as well start talking about imaginary sons that he actually loves.

Locking in the exact parameters of the Charlie Kirk holiday. These fucking twats.

Brendan Carr is a bitch.

Found in a box I got from an estate sale.

I wrote a few things up for The Beat a few years back. It was a blast. Worth considering if you're heading to NYCC and would like a nice side-quest!

"Hey, Erika with a fucking k! Amazing Ceremony!! My husband and I had a blast!!! But where's Charli--- oh shit. Sorry!"

Dude knows what the fuck he's doing.