step aside "1 sentence horror story." and make way for the 1 picture comedic tragedy.

Hey uhh, hey guys, hey headline writers, during this period of history im living through im gonna need you not to start your headlines with "a single nuclear warhead of unknown origin is heading towards the u.s" thanks.

They didn’t just NOT give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize, they wrote a citation that reads like an anti-Trump rallying cry. (He’s gonna extra-tariff Norway now, isn’t he?)

Me and who?

I think this might be the least malicious ltg clip I've ever seen

Job update: There are nighttime rabbits

Me after finally getting to delete zip recruiter and indeed off my phone

Played cube for the first time today. Didn't go too well for me but I had fun.

To whatever progressives run in 28, we *need* you to rub his face in this. He's painting himself as a fighter that will challenge Republicans. Ask him how we can expect him to do that if he capitulated on these things all on his own without any kind of outside pressure.

MEASUREHEAD - “THE PAST IS MADE OF STATIC IMAGES, DISTORTED MEMORIES, DEMENTED NOSTALGIA. THIS, THE PRESENT -- WITH ALL ITS POSSIBILITIES, INNUMERABLE HITS AND MISSES -- IS FAR SUPERIOR. IT IS A *LIVING* ORGANISM.”

She mage

Hey, if you use windows 10, aren't upgrading to 11 (yet) and don't want your computer to be an open target for every hack known to man after the 13th, you should go into your computer settings -> updates and look on the upper right for "enroll in extended security updates" now.

I really do be forgetting that this is not a priv account that only my moots can see

The only things my dogs know is that I love them and that if they get within arms reach of me there's decent odds I will pick them up and squeeze them

Just saw someone say that taylor swift is the solo leveling of music and I high key agree with that take

finally got around to finishing this. I love these 2 and I kinda plan to draw more of them.

You can tell when sentiment has turned against you when moistcritical has turned against you. This man has, like, a superhuman ability to hold the consensus opinion on every topic.

How the Voltron player looks at you after hitting someone with 58 commander damage

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

Me and who?

Ordered some new earphones and the box makes a very interesting pitch

Turns out, 6 months was optimistic

Apparently swifties are beefing with black thought for some reason?

I'm a simple man If I see The Batman (2004) glaze on YouTube imma watch it and imma like the vid and ask questions later

I've been saying Andrew Cuomo looks like this MF for years

Welp

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

Today is the only day you can repost this

I fucking hate seeing newsom make objectively good moves like this at times like these because I really don't want him to be the next president

That's fine, it's not like he holds an important position in the democratic party or anything

Ngl when I first saw this I thought it was a shitpost, but everyone I've seen mention it seems to be treating it like it's real?

Wtf is even left? Adult content, abuse of women and children, serial killers, gore, and religious or political themes are, like... all that horror is. I was gonna joke about how it would all just be this. But this doesnt even meet the guidelines because it's told as a recounting of the past.

I can dig it youtu.be/3yqnzk9iHJo?...

Friend just recommended that I watch an AI vtuber

I really couldn't give two shits what an ICE "officer" says If they have any scruples they should quit

Ngl, I wouldn't put this past newsom, though he'd definitely make sure she took the homeless lives first

If you take nothing else away from this round of republicans running our country let it be this: Every. Single. Republican. Is. A. Pedophile. And. Hates. You. Personally.

Oh EA's gunna go BANKRUPT bankrupt. Like...fast.

Hey look it's the guy who laid the groundwork for infinite detention of american citizens

Wow Ngl I didn't expect the gay boss fight in silksong to make me sad like that

THE COW TOOLS IS REAAALLLL

Mr. Magoo fascism