Yay, #TheHoliday is on! My trashy Xmas film fix. (Don't even mention the Other film in my presence)

Karen stopping that spin suddenly was one of the greatest things I’ve seen on this show #scd #strictly

That was off the scale! GO KAREN. I feel Alex's pain that she was denied a paso like that. I still dont get what she did to deserve that godawful piece of music for hers. #SCD

Nikita in those trousers 😍🙈 couldnt tell you anything about that dance #SCD

Love Claud in red #SCD

@simonmayo.bsky.social coated with death

Dizzy was THE floor filler at the college disco in bar on a Thursday night #TOTP

ALTERNAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!! *MAKES SHAPES* Top one, nice one, get sorted #totp

I can do a decent Bowie sneer "keep coming up with love, but it's all scratched and torn..." #TOTP

Classic Soft Cell. No one me knows I'm here for sure! #TOTP

Bit of ABC for @themellers.bsky.social #TOTP

Tears Are Not Enough. WHAT. A. BANGA. New Rom tastic (album version better) #TOTP

Who has the stronger fringe game - Chrissy or Our Claud? #totp

Someone's put a jacket on Nikita again. Bless him for acting genuinely shook he got through after the guyliner strip off #SCD

Shurl with the insane voting again. That was one wafty rumba #scd

WHO TOLD NIKITA TO PUT A TOP ON?! #SCD

The only motivation Alex needs is just not to be given a frumpy stomp paso #scd

MOAR SLUTTY OILED GUYLINER NIKITA PLEASE #SCD

Pure filth. 10 paddle out. #SCD

Queue obligatory fan w*nk Blackpool intro #scd

God I love Nikita's commitment to showing as much spraytan as possible 💦 #scd

florence pew: thread

And links to my London shows can be found on the Dickens Museum's events page...

As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.

Another quality birthday twinning. Along with Richard Burton, Hugh Bonneville, Tarron Egerton and Warren G. And this one is the exact year too. #Birthday

A dance with 2 of my 4 sweepstake couples is not what I wanted tonight #SCD

Watching on catch up. Can we just tackle the massive Paso elephant in the room, that the biggest issue was they gave Alex and Jojo an ATROCIOUS piece of music?! #SCD

Can LEGO release a model kit of the UK TRAITORS castle please. Because fuck me, that place is gorgeous.

Literally shouted at the the telly #Marlon #Emmerdale

FLIPPIN' 'ECK that damn near broke me! 😭 #Emmerdale

29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'

Whiterabbits Whiterabbits Whiterabbits 🐇🐇🐇

I could do without Acaster tbh #Uncanny

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

Jimmy shouldn't have gone when George did that flat as a f*rt jive dressed as a cbeebies presenter #SCD

DO THE REAL CHOREO! #Britneymix #SCD

I was out last night so watching on catch up. I sincerely hope "I'LL SIT ON JUDI DENCH!" was trending #CelebrityTraitors

Surely, the next week should be Halloween Week? I'll be fewmin If they drop it #SCD

WTAF is this? #SCD

One of the best Pasos I've seen since Kev & Susanna #ole #SCD

That was a not shit male rumba 👍🏻 #scd

Me and my mate once did fancy dress as Tom n Nic 'Days of Chunder' #totp

One of those 50s croon songs that will never not sound as sinister as feck #totp

The Only Rhyme That Bites is a banger tho #totp

That misuse of a Stone Roses sample should be a criminal offence #totp

Nope, me neither #totp

Hands up if you did the middle 8 side shuffle 👍🏻 #totp

I had a pair of black patent stilletos and I adored them #totp

HEY! WHAT? 💙 #Madge #totp

Im frightened the weight of that monitor might tip that keyboard over at anytime #totp