OMG, I HAVE all these symptoms! I didn't recognize all of them from the names, and Google was no help with some of them, but fortunately the illustrations were more than effective in communicating the issues.

How mind boggling is it that a 6-foot (1.8 meter) rock could mass 7 tons (7,000 kg)? www.space.com/stargazing/m...

Trump is always looking to profit personally from his time as president. When he leaves office an emoluments suit should be brought against him demanding that he turn over all profits he collected while president to the United States Treasury.

Treeating a game like a war while we treat a real war like a game.

Wonder how often the thief has watched the little van on the map—"You're the next stop"—without realizing Amazon knows exactly where its vehicles are at all times. www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

TIL Cherry blossom trees aren't necessarily cherry trees. Coulda knocked me over with a petal.

Just a reminder that in January of this year, Trump and Hegseth decommissioned EVERY US mine sweeper. Yep. Every. Last. One. Evidently they could never imagine a scenario in which the US needed minesweepers. In Trump's America, we are governed by idiots.

Portland pothole artists are seriously my favorite people. If you know one or are one and would be willing to talk about your craft, please DM

This country doesn't actually have insurmountable problems, it has people who have made a career out of not solving problems and like it that way

authors, I can see you

If you want your own Julius Caesar knife block and have access to a 3D printer, here's how to make it: 3dgo.app/models/print...

Yes, that’s the issue. I’ve been trying to find a way to articulate this: to the extent that LLMs serve a purpose in education, it’s an indictment of the education system, not a praiseworthy feature of LLMs.

🪄🤣 Spreading JOY 🪄🤭🤣 This laugh worth the wait 🤣

The details of this even in this piece are brutal. She was babysitting 4 kids when she was arrested, what happened to them?!

You: Yeah, I might be interested. How much does a subscription cost? WaPo: How much you got?

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace

"Is there anything on TV?" "Yeah, there's The Second Trump Administration." "Well, duh, that's always on. I meant anything *else*."

A fitting soundtrack for these shameful days. Enable external media when/if prompted, and wait a few seconds for the music to start.

Cuba will get whatever they want after awarding Trump the Fidel Peace Prize.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

[Johnny Carson voice] I did not know that!

Is anyone considering Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald's idea as a possible solution to the #StraitOfHormuz problem? #Fitzcarraldo collider.com/werner-herzo...

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

Just discovered Grammarly was using me as one of its AI “experts.”

I wonder what Andy Ogles thinks of natural-born Americans who were brought up non-Muslim but converted to the faith as adults. Does he want to send them "back" somewhere?

Meta living up to its name

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

🔗: bit.ly/4bCjPby Kristi Noem spent $220 million in taxpayer money to create a minute-long anti-immigration ad for the Department of Homeland Security last year. 📷: DHS photo by Tia Dufour; Courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures

"Oh, what? I wasn't listening."

People outside Indiana don't have to deal with this: Search engines know where I am, so if I include "in" in a search, it assumes I mean Indiana. Which is how a search for "government buildings in hagatna" (the capital of Guam) got me a nice map to the Birch Bayh Federal Building in Indianapolis.

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Omg my dilemma is where do I run away from fascism but also still have a dressage horse!

It seems that instead of bombing Iranian jets & helicopters, the US & Israel have been bombing 'drawings'. Iran is using anamorphic ground paintings to deceive enemy attacks. Look at this video released by the IDF — the ‘destroyed Mi-17 helicopter’ is just a painting on the asphalt.

I'm at an age when you idly plug somebody's name into a search engine to see what they've been up to lately and it turns out you're a day late. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Starting in 2026, the National Endowment for the Humanities will only fund research on "Western civilization" Journalist: What do you think of Western civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.

How I arrived on BlueSky: "Please, kind sir, could you spare an invite code?"

I was thinking we should all have a 'Let's arrest Noem & everyone in the cabinet' Party 🥳 until they prove that none of them have committed any crimes 😁

Next FIFA Peace Prize winner gonna have to build the Death Star and take out Tattooine to qualify

To my complete shock, it seems I may now qualify for Canadian citizenship by descent thanks to the recent rule changes. I would be very happy to pay a legal expert on Canadian citizenship rules to advise me on getting my application 100% right, if anyone has suggestions.

Hegseth is a violent psychopath who sought his position because it offered a semi-legal way to kill lots of people. He fetishizes violence and death. This is the mindset of a serial killer, not a warrior, and when you start to think of him that way, he makes more sense.

Nobel Peace Prize, my ass

I really shouldn't search symptoms that could arise from totally harmless to totally devastating conditions, but I did. And I didn't find a likely diagnosis. But I did tangentially find a fantastic word: Bullous pemphigoid Beautifully balanced phonemes, and a briiliant insult.

Does polymarket have a betting pool on exactly WHICH debilitating conditions are causing him to decompose before our eyes and WHEN he will collapse into a puddle of goo on camera, or not?

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled: Voters as “Votors” Emergency as "Emeregency" United States as "United Staes" And, it included a non-party in the caption. These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

I'm hearing reports that the elderly despotic leader is now afraid to reenter the capital and is attempting to establish a functioning government in a gilded palace located in a remote southern part of the country.

Hey Siri, do you know anything about these Polymarket accounts I don't remember opening?

A TMZ exclusive on an ostensible national security breach is a rotten cherry on top

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.