MAGA's false claim: "You liberals celebrated when Charlie Kirk was killed! We are not like that!" Donald Trump today:

"And I'm also ordering NBC to bring back my favorite TV show, 'My Mother the Car.' We have to protect our great automobile industry!"

Dow Jones Industrial Average on 1/20/25: 44,424. Dow Jones Industrial Average on 3/20/25: 45,577. So, 14 months after Trump declared this is the best economy ever in the history of economies (that's how he talks) the Dow has gained almost nothing and is dropping more. But he ended 245 wars.

My take:

Trump invades Venezuela and just now Venezuela beats the USA in the World Baseball Classic. Coincidence? I don't think so. In a couple weeks Iran will probably be the winner of the March Madness NCAA tourney.

So for the last year I've told salacious lies about my neighbors and told them they were useless and I was their superior. Then last week my house burned down and I asked if they would help me with money and a place to stay. Those ingrates refused! (This post is not about me and my neighbors.)

Trump and his "administration" have lost in court again. Commenting on the loss, Jeanine Pirro said, "Well, it's 5:00 shum-where! Happy Hour!"

Cuba will get whatever they want after awarding Trump the Fidel Peace Prize.

George Will with the pluses of immigrants - even those here illegally. Good statistics. Good read. wapo.st/4ru9rYo

Gee, I must be sleep-ordering on my laptop. I get so many of these every day, and I don't remember ANY of these orders!

Did this ever happen before Cheetolini put the big Muskrat and DOGE in charge of - of - whatever they were in charge of?

Trump told CBS in a phone interview that the war "very complete" and that the United States was "very far" ahead of his initially planned time frame of four to five weeks." It's pretty much over. Hey, did Iran "unconditionally surrender" when no one was looking?

MAGA trying to sandbag us with Trump-fluffing: "I bought gas yesterday at $1.98 a gallon!" finance.yahoo.com/news/dow-jon...

Trump said he fired Anthropic "like dogs." How exactly does that work?

I no longer have a 401k, I have a 911k. It's screaming for help. Stock market today after the miserable jobs report: -900 points.

Had enough winning yet, MAGA? wapo.st/4rSt4Kq

Trump said, "I fired Anthropic like dogs!"

Trump tomorrow: "Putin is a peacemaker! I like him! I can trust him! This is fake news!"

If Kristi Noem has been fired, that means to get off, Corey Lewandowski will have to sit in that big private jet's bedroom and masturbate.

I don't think the Kurds will take him up on the offer. After all, Trump betrayed the Kurds in Iraq and Syria. Better sit this one out, because Trump will betray them once again.

Trump said Iran was 2 weeks away from getting a nuclear weapon. U know, like his health care plan, a deadline for Ukraine and Russia to come to terms, evidence that President Barack Obama illegally wiretapped him...at this point, if Trump said 14 days from now was 2 weeks away I wouldn't believe it.

Watching Pete Hesgeth's statement and press conference now, I realize that unlike Trump, Pete can lie, lie, lie and still sound articulate. But then, it's a little early for Happy Hour.

MAGA: "We don't want new wars! We don't want regime change wars! Trump is our man because he ends wars! The world is at peace!" Trump starts a war with Iran, claims it's for regime change, and Pakistan and Afghanistan are now at war. MAGA: Trump! Trump! He's our man! He's making the world safer!

Yeah, those Trump tariffs are bringing manufacturing back to the U.S. Uh huh. Yep. Sure. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I can't decide: Should I watch Trump's SOTU address, or have an unnecessary root canal? Decisions, decisions.

So much for Dow 50,000. FAFO, Trump. Dow down 700+, and this: www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

The Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs! How can we allow unelected judges to read and understand the Constitution without recourse to social media influencer experts and Fox News' input? Oh, the shame!

Not only fiscally and medically irresponsible, but I'm sure that the Trump crime family will somehow make huge amounts of money from it.

1/4 Heather Cox Richardson: On February 13 and 14, President Donald J. Trump’s representatives filed three applications with the United States Patent and Trademark Office to trademark his name for future use on an airport. As trademark lawyer Josh Gerben of Gerben IP noted...

Went over to Xitter today to see what abominations are being foisted upon the uneducated. This is all I could get. Appropriate for a racist Musk site. A big white X over black.

Trump: We're bringing manufacturing back to America! Reality: www.theguardian.com/business/202...

The man is a moron.

Hesgeth's pitch to possible military enlistees: "Join the military. Risk your life defending our Constitutional rights. Then, for the rest of your life, you must give up those rights, because even after you leave the military or retire, if you say anything I don't like I'll throw you in prison."

She never would have prosecuted him.

Anyone else getting three follows a day from accounts claiming to be Gazans who need help? Until I hear otherwise, I'm assuming they're setting up scams.

Trump administration wants product made in U.S. by workers paid good wages, and not going to foreigners. However, they allow MAGA billionaires to ignore all that to exploit foreign workers and keep Americans' wages down. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The Metropolitan Opera is putting on Tristan und Isolde, and it'll be sung in GERMAN! This is America! Boycott it, MAGA! Put on your own opera! Kid Rock can play Tristan, and I'm sure you can find an underage girl to sing Isolde.

Right. Trump trying to have a sense of humor is like me trying to play basketball in the NBA. Ain't gonna happen.

I can dream, can't I?

Sen. Susan Collins is appalled by what happened in Minneapolis, but says she believes after three murders of innocent U.S. citizens the Trump Administration has learned its lesson.

Bovino should be in prison.

No, WaPo, the shooting underscores how Kristi Noem is an evil twat who doesn't care for law and order or if Americans die.

Gee, I wonder if Trump's new Board of Peace will give him its first Board of Peace Peace Prize? I hear he's a shoe-in,

Such a loving couple.

Ha, ha! (And good riddance.) Now, disbar her.

Denmark should give Trump Greenland. Well, a bit of it. Let's say a piece 2.5' x 8' x 6' deep.

Is there a whinier little bitch anywhere in the world? Spoiler alert: No.

This just in: Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, announced he died from his internal injuries after being run over with a steam roller by Good, but will be back at work terrorizing innocent civilians just as soon as he gets re-inflated.