all I'm gonna say is that these posts are hours apart

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

Maybe he means indoor sports facility.

Oooooooohhhhhh shit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preside...

The blast radius of how much this is going to suck is going to be huge. Best practice for creatives in Hollywood, for crude self interested reasons alone, is to stay as far away from whatever the fuck is going on at Paramount as possible

This is going to absolutely rule.

This is some Sears portrait studio magic.

The finches are numerous.

just when you thought he was gone… vampurr returns, determined to stay until halloween! 🎃 www.makeship.com/products/vam... 🎃

God I love the Timbers Army so much.

Enough time has passed that I can definitively say that the “everyone is 12 now” post is THE load bearing post of Bluesky. The hall of famer Bluesky post. It commands respect even from Bluesky skeptics and haters

Share if you agree

"How do you expect to win over white people if you won't excuse racism?" Y'all sound crazy.

By popular demand: I've opened a Kickstarter for a HOP T-shirt! If I get 50 preorders I'll do a print run! www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...

It has not broken down for the Nazis. It HAS NOT broken down for the Nazis. If you're an accidental billboard for hate the best thing to do is, y'know, erase that hate from your body. Cover it with a smurf. Whatever.

SKEET #1: HOKAY so listen. You got a tattoo while drunk in Croatia. Did you intentionally choose the SS symbol? If yes go to skeet #5, if no continue reading. Did you later learn what that particular skull meant? If yes go to skeet #2, if no go to skeet #4.

🔥 Two major garment factory fires in Dhaka and Chattogram have once again exposed the urgent need for stronger building and industrial safety in Bangladesh’s RMG sector. “Workers’ safety must never fall outside regulation. Binding agreements like the Accord and RSC save lives.” ⚖️👷‍♀️👷‍♂️

Welcome to BEAN YEAR BOX 5: soybeans (and peanuts)

🎶The witch, the witch, the witch is back!🎶

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All of the esoteric folk instruments that become people's personality are hella expensive and so you truly are making a life choice. Hurdy gurdy? $1200 Concertina? $300 entry level Dulcimer? Plucky is lucky - $200 for a good one. Hammered? $1000 and up. Fuckin' Autoharp? $100 plastic, else $500.

I'd love to see focus on what machine learning can actually do to make things better (including identify birds and plants) rather than trying to replace human creativity.

No Kings chants! Rhyming couplets! Get yr fresh hot No Kings chants! trimptromptrump.com/2017/01/29/12/

Drop everything and read it lpeproject.org/blog/movemen...

It’s been a while since I devoted much attention to baseball but I’m beginning to think that pitching wins games.

Real Q - do we get a huge volume of “cooking oil” from China?

Chili makin’ time soon for the lunch hour.

Bluesky, I would really appreciate y’all showing out this Friday for my show premiere! 🥲🩷 I’ve been working on #ProjectSuperCrush for the past three years and this audio drama is the culmination of so much hard work. And my cast is absolutely stunning. Support indie Queer art! Boost! Link Below!

It is so unsurprising that this ended up being a Dover book. Absolute treasure trove. Still available for like a penny a puzzle. www.abebooks.com/978048623895...

Black Phoebe just popped up onto the fence outside my office window, fully befrumpled and looking very grumpy about the rain. I figured it was there to grab a drink from the pool gathering in the little alley that runs along the side of the house, but it just preened for a bit and then flew off.

Ah.

rt if you are the founder of antifa

I want a Mariners/Brewers World Series. Get someone a first ever championship, as a treat.

Last season of Game Changer, we did a cool activation with LinkedIn in which they helped us give Jacob a prize of $100,000. This season, I have a similar opportunity for the right brand willing to give us $50,000+ worth of their product. Hit me up ASAP if you're interested!

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

If your crazy uncle starts ranting about how Portland is burning, send him to this handy website.

What middle and upper class cis het white people need to understand is that they only have as many rights as the most vulnerable do. You have only the rights trans people and immigrants do.

Psssssst, I need your help! My partner and I designed a game, programmed it (!), and some rad creatives (f*ck AI) helped flesh it out... and the demo is live! It would help the tiny team SO much if people would play and review! 🙏 store.steampowered.com/app/3701990/...

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

I remember answering a Unix sysadmin question in Usenet alt/sewing. The asker knew that a female coded group would answer the question faster and without hectoring. She got multiple correct responses within 10 minutes. Early 1990s

Well, I am days at most away from launching bean box 5, soybeans and peanuts, and the timing could not be better I already have the instant miso soup with tofu packets to send

Late to this one but "The Mushroom at the End of the World" by Anna Lowenhaupt Tsing has some interesting things to say about assemblages in the ruins. Something I've been thinking about. press.princeton.edu/books/paperb...

Clicker training but for the bedroom.

I don't make the rules but I will goddamn enforce them: If you don't get your cat a three-stripe zip track jacket you will be banned from my feed and my heart.

FYI I deleted a post that incorrectly cited to terms of service with the Hive AI that does not relate to how Bluesky uses the Hive's labelers. I was wrong/assuming how it worked and kind folks explained what was actually happening. Apologies!

Important for your working and/or crying softly needs: kellymoran.bandcamp.com/album/dont-t...

Here I am, talking about how the second wave became TERFy, why it didn't need to, and how feminism can be better for everybody.

The Swift pendulum seems to be swinging back to "wait, this rules actually." Still haven't listened (I'm in a weird fusion hole at the moment thanks to the Rush tour news).

My style is the chomp-diggy chomp dee chomp dee chomp woops I dropped it