discord just decided to not take my money and tbh i can't really afford nitro so after trying a few times i let it go but now every day i gotta get by without blobpensivepray or lolsob and idk how i managed to communicate before them

I LOVED THIS

Certified Canadians have returned with pt 2: the player lifecycle which includes a very extended bit where i try to fit Shakespeare's ages of man around hockey team cycles www.tumblr.com/phneltwrites...

intro to hockey for people excited about heated romance written by two certified canadians: www.tumblr.com/phneltwrites...

i entered a hyperfixation mode so strong 2k of hockey primer coming as soon as this tea boils

ok actually does a true beginner's guide to hockey already exist in a fandom shaped form? definitely seeing some incoming buds based on heated rivalry and idk if i have to do this myself

im not a buddie hater, many of my best friends etc but this siken situation is SO unbelievably popcorn to me. imagine trying to say your guy is in a car with a beautiful boy and siken appears at the window to be like NOT A BOY

how "am" i """doing"""? just started crying thinking about the mary ellen carter rising again

📸 Omar via his recent instagram post (officialomar) - “See you tonight Dublin 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭”

Also speaking of Tay, he posted a video of him cracking up at Off's ass in the Burnout Syndrome trailer 🤣

ok burnout syndrome trailer how we feeling. me? im ALIVE.

#svsssspoilers screaming and howling. i love mxtx so much

PIPER PAUL TWIZZLES I LOVE YOU THE MOST

what's everyone's favourite edith piaf song?

sometimes you have an image in your head and you just have to get it out

really having a mushaboom friday

Frothing at the mouth for Burnout Syndrome

i love writing and not posting. as long as i write and don't post i can imagine that if someone did read it they'd like it. all the fun of writing none of the downside. is this why people like having unrequited crushes

the best eye creams are the ones with little rocks in them. they're like we're going to make you so reflective and sparkly no one can tell you're tired. like sure why not.

sometimes i think the events of my childhood were devised by one of those 90s writer's rooms on a show that didn't care about consistency or logic

📸 Omar via his recent instagram post (officialomar) - “MIDNIGHT SUN TOUR SHOW 1!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH @zaralarsson 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯”

i used to be like 🙄 if you're stat tracking get into sports instead but now im like. there's competitions... there's movement sets... training... regular seasons... i dunno. it's not less of a sport than say, formula 1.

i think i've convinced myself kpop is a sport

Close enough, welcome back to the madness, Yuri Plisetsky

wild news but i responded to a couple of rude comments and they apologised so like. idk what that means exactly but something positive about humanity!

Chasing the rabbit? But he’s not in the Drift, he’s dreaming. Black is curling around the edges of the world, clouds going dark except for where lightning is flashing. All he needs to do is— Wake up. #art #ficart #mdzs

sometimes i read otp as one true password

mdzs fic in 2025? More likely than you think! Finished a wip? Apparently possible! Avatar Wei Ying / Jaeger Pilot Lan Zhan 🌊🌊Thunder's Coming Over Me🌊🌊 archiveofourown.org/works/29003601 (art by lanzhanqilai)

EXCUSE ME ZEE PRUK?!?!

i express some similar sentiment to this a few times a year when it comes up on my shuffle but 'kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight' goes so unreasonably hard for a lyric

FOR SALE: GOOFY STICKERS to help me pay for my top surgery this winter!!! I made these as silly as possible just for you. xoxo ko-fi.com/brofisting/s...

when the writing is going really well

📲 Omar via instagram stories (officialomar)

heLLO!!!!!!?????????????

ok getting a number of dcu fic recs so im just gonna re-up this recslist of batfic i love

my recs for this is 'we two alone' which is kirk and mccoy survival whump+competency: archiveofourown.org/works/462930 retrograde by ltlj which is a stargate atlantis au that is also same archiveofourown.org/series/455

ok 20 hour ao3 downtime ahh. great time to share any long, plotty gen fic recs? anybody have any they like? any fandom

i was at the bar with some buds and i checked discord and was scrolling through some nunew pics and my friend leaned over and was like who's that and i said 'oh that's my niece' without thinking. NOT a possible thing to explain btw @kakikaeru.bsky.social take responsibility

#aplethorafic: "Velocity" || Minsung, 13.2k, Explicit, femslash. 👭 Compulsory heterosexuality! Porn as plot! 👭 Never Have I Ever turns into a different kind of first 👭 When the “I’m straight” defense meets Minhee’s patience—and her very persuasive mouth link: archiveofourown.org/works/71026926

Wanna play a cute #TheUntamed / #MDZS dating sim? I was part of a group of extremely talented artists and podficcers that made one! 🍇 Possible ships: #xicheng, #chengqing, #chengyao, #sangcheng and more! 🍇 Rated T 🍇 Playtime: 1-1.5h 🍇 Playable online or offline archiveofourown.org/works/69256561

Friends boyfriend absolutely clocked me at dinner with: which of your hyper masculine niche interests would you say you know more about, Vikings or WWII? 😑

I did the sprite work for this project, with some additional surprises for the expanded edition! Check out the game and have a good time 🥰

As Omar said: WET

OMARRR THIS IS SO BEAUTIFULLY DONE

hhhhhhhh omar

this prayer thing is making me feel genuinely deranged. i am jennifer lawrence hot ones right now like what do you MEAN what do you mean. thank u all for the informative responses i am learning lots and also. what do you mean.

hey so question about christianity, when people pray do they always have to kneel and/or put their hands together? i guess anglican if the denomination matters

my church youth group leader was a druid and he'd spend sunday school whittling his staff and idk i thought adulthood would involve a lot more whittling

ive decided the purpose of race weekend is a chance to get to see my special boy. let's not concern ourselves with 'winning' or 'points' sports only hurts