guys pharmacy got medicine in... fingers in mouth monday face in bowl tuesday needles in head wednesday jaw pain arm tinglies thursday ACTUAL MEDICINE FRIDAY FUCK YEAH. 9 days and i can kind of function now yay

i do a little want people who liked hr to watch shoresy... just experience a bit more of the range jacob tierney has... see the chirps...

fingers in my mouth monday face in the bowl tuesday needles in the head wednesday

this is a vaguepost about f1 but i does apply generally, which is when there's a guy with a reputation for being hostile and angry, having the people he respects and likes say that he's a nice guy, actually!! is not convincing. world is full of men who are nice to the people they like being nice to

i have discovered that sticking my face in a bowl of ice water does help so now every hour or so i go hunch over the big mixing bowl on the floor of the bathroom. dignity. always dignity.

migraine for four days so i went for a massage. forgot this guy is an osteopath too? so he did a bunch of weird body rotation stuff and then when none of that was working he was like hey can i put my finger in your mouth. like sure whatever life is already so weird. sadly didn't work

I'm not sure if this is the consolation prize she wanted, but Kaori Sakamoto will always be famous for fostering a period of excellence, grace, and good sportsmanship in women's figure skating, something it was severely lacking. Thank you Kaori, figure skating is better for having you. ❤️

LEGO CARRYING FOURTH OFF THE STAGE TODAY HELP ME

one of my worst habits is putting all of the forks in the dishwasher and then having to say things to myself like maybe i can eat this enchilada with chopsticks

im so emotional

Get into f1 they said, learn lots of fun details about power trains and brake bias, they said. Reality: I've now learned the names of several Kardashians after years of working hard to know nothing

FIC UPDATE: A Marriage of (In)convenience (2 / 8) Fake Marriage canon divergence This chapter: Ilya arrives!! archiveofourown.org/works/78672856

happy anniversary

got reminded of a case of you by joni mitchell, started thinking about it, teared up. i wasn't even listening!!! the power that woman holds (and the kd lang version)

ha. haha

our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!

setting up my new dresser and hehe feels nice

They should say it, because it's true. provinceofcanada.com/products/mon...

i had to do a doctor intake and it was genai :(( lost my gold star

did someone say hockey romance

let's go, baby boy

i dont think im gonna make it

when i moved out west i trained myself so hard to say cabin instead of cottage that i am now consistently misquoting heated rivalry when i try to make my little jokes. 'will youuuu come to the cabin with me no wait shit fuck'

Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances

Superstition xkcd.com/3191/

one of the perks of super bad eyesight is when i get one of thos eheadaches where focusing on anything makes me nauseous i can take off my glasses and voila. couldn't look at anything even if i tried

I just remembered these cups that were real Russian merch for the 2014 Sochi Olympics and lmao hashtag Heated Rivalry I guess

despite being surrounded by the bounty of the hr tag what am i doing? re-reading stucky fic from 15 years ago. that was my main hankering post ep 6

happy new year everyone! this year for yuletide i wrote a midnight museum fic where khatha and dome are back in time and khatha maybe isn't the nicest to his 1944 self. archiveofourown.org/works/75508971

Sauropods xkcd.com/3185/

im at the point in this cold where i just want a device to slowly drip honey down my throat at a steady clip

it's a niche meme

when the government logos came up at the end of the credits my friend went let's take a moment for our tax dollars and then we all chanted gay tax! gay tax! (real thing that happened at friendsmas dinner)

im en familie so haven't been around but for yuletide i got this amazing Tay/Gun fic pls go read it it's so so good. archiveofourown.org/works/76121146

i still think svsss could have the best howl's moving castle au because it would capture the true spirit of the book: total loser in life whose whole family is like why are you obsessed with fictional magic stuff who gets to go to magic land and be pretty impressive actually

omg new spod fic!!!

Fixed it.

the cookies i decorated btw

eagles are a great conservation success story one of the major outcomes is that they've undone all of their propaganda. i can never buy an eagle as majestic after watching one fall off a rock it's standing on and into the ocean. just an absolutely ridiculous bird.

i just opened my fridge and there's no ginger ale in there. i didn't think that was possible. don't fridges spawn with cans of canada dry?

i, in mental health recovery, am living the same life as my friend's toddler. our chat is just a picture of her kid at arts and crafts and then a picture of me cookie decorating. 'child slept through the night' bitch me too we're doing great

Why should everyone be excited about 10 Dance? Because unlike some *other* athletes bl currently airing, 10 Dance knows her place and comes to me with respect

ok what's everyone's favourite christmas carol adaptation. i think mine is muppet christmas carol but Inception is probably up there

my goal this december is to watch the movie when harry met sally, a film i have seen many times but all before the age of 8 so I have no memories of it due to it being one of 3 VHSes that my dad had when i went to visit (also Blue and star trek first contact)

Hear me out: heated rivalry and each season focuses on hot gay athletes fucking from a different sport

it's my birthday! v glad to know everyone here and still get to chat about our shows!

here's my love meme thread! gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...

i haven't even begun to process gun's outfit from gmm 2026

pt 3 of hockey guide is up! Flow, playoff beards and naptime overview: www.tumblr.com/phneltwrites...