Many speculations regarding the banger songs to come in episode six but I have this ace up my sleeve. youtu.be/8z_ROQaLJJg

I read a bad take about heated rivalry that is clearly from someone not stopping to consider Canada is a separate place. I bite my tongue. I read a bad take about heated rivalry that is clearly from someone not stopping to consider Canada is a separate place. I bite my tongue. I read a bad take...

Girl wake up it's time to livestream the winter solstice sunrise at stonehenge www.youtube.com/live/FEnQmoc...

Fixed it.

God fucking dammit

I have seen many takes about the way Shane says "better" and I need you to know that every man I know in canada (including mr. k) is quoting this college humour sketch youtu.be/Plfr2zkfSLk?...

Scott Hunter, these rye and gingers are for you babe.

I just think, if they could CGI Jabba the Hutt into A New Hope in 1997 they could also add him over a cameo in Home Alone 2 in 2025.

Ok 🙃

Not on our watch, Danielle. 💪⛸️ youtube.com/shorts/8ElXc...

I see your heated rivalry edits but baby Jacob Tierney and I are in the corner of the club sharing a dart and we know what's good ❤️‍🔥 youtu.be/RGE-JRsJ2uo

Well well well if it isn't the son I birthed from my own body and that school prefect he's loved since childhood 😊

Palate cleanse 🩷✨💪

Why is this hockey show making me do a deep dive about the cultural significance of ginger ale and guest shoe etiquette Jacob take me back to when we were just two cool hipsters nodding to one another across the bar when a sick jam came on. Why am I out here explaining what kennebec potatoes are.

Why should everyone be excited about 10 Dance? Because unlike some *other* athletes bl currently airing, 10 Dance knows her place and comes to me with respect

Photographic representation of the Village's Boo Radley (me) on her way to end Zee Pruk's shenanigans for once and all

Just call me Cassandra at this point.

Completely on me because I knew I would find the online whirlpool around heated rivalry extremely annoying from a cultural and "hey this is my artistic community you're shocked and amazed about and infantilizing" way but Jesus Christ everybody. And a HOCKEY show no less! This is the worst 😅

SOOO SPARKLY

A girl is opening her new film!

🍁🫡

What in the freeskate is happening

Reporting in from Canada, the hockey is everywhere and you cannot escape.

That's my girl 💪☺️

Since Jacob Tierney and I both come from the school of impeccable canadian music taste I think he should throw this one into Heated Rivalry. youtu.be/C15KLDr6svM

Just a week in the village, festive edition.

Nu Nail alert!

I know Americans are going through are hard time right now but the surprise Canada can make a good TV show, as if we are not a separate country with it's own artistic cultural mechanisms, and haven't also been helping you make American TV for decades, a little not cute.

Just looked up why GMMTV 'Replay' trailer has gone and wow OK, solid choice, but how do my 3 couples hang out with inept sexiness now? Surely not too late to pivot to 'Middlemarch', Gawin would be a superb Tertius Lydgate

mr. k would not let me purchase the felt Joseph, Mary and Snow Cone Baby Jesus ornament set, I am no longer becoming catholique

For two months I have been politely asking mr. k to water our dracena more, because the leaves were turning brown at the tips. He was like "this random post on reddit suggests there is root rot and maybe gnats!" I don't think that is true, because the soil is very dry, but hashtag believe husbands

This is so true and also, investing in an art project means that the camera people get paid. The sound engineers get paid. The local art shop that stretches canvas gets paid. Not only do you get great art but also a robust artistic community. Investing in art means investing in Canadians 🍁🫡❤️

What I need all of you to understand about Heated Rivalry is that every artistic endeavour - film, tv show, musical album, many books and art projects - made in Canada is funded by government grant. All those butts? Those were my tax dollars AT WORK Judy. Fujoshis, you're welcome.

Fuck you heated rivalry you couldn't find a figure skating extra who wasn't FOUR HUNDRED YEARS OLD? IN ALL OF CANADA??!!

It is such a gorgeous sunny day today which is so nice, but the prolonged cloudiness and rain was hiding exactly how badly I needed to vacuum 😅

Merry upside down thanks holiday to all those celebrating today! If you don't have plans don't worry! I'll meet you at the apex of america: the combination pizza hut taco bell. youtu.be/c8qvo7CfEf0

The girl dinner your mother warned you about 💅

Come on.

Synchronized choreographic slide 💪😂

This is why I am built different because I was watching this like "too deep on the crotch hold so they missed the catch, he's holding Nu too low so he can't hinge his hip hold properly (resulting in two handfuls of butt), very declasse, very n'est pas 🤣

Am I... becoming catholique? Is the deep dish pope a long con by my father in law to get mr. k back his missing sacrament (wedding)? 🤣

"Heard you were all talking shit about my undergarments"

Everyday I wake up and win another fujoshi sweepstakes despite never having casted a ballot to play 🤪😂🥹

God fucking dammit

Ongoing pantygate just making me more aware that this still P'Aof tweeted from set is going to be behind (heh) the most expensive dvd boxset paywall he can cook up

Breaking the girls hearts on twitter by telling them what a dance belt is 😅

They are also just tweeting about their sushi date like they didn't lob a grenade into the village square; this will no doubt be the best week I ever experience online 🤣

Absolute mayhem in the Village today 🤣

I can now bring you Lara Naki Gutemann's JAWS program, and yes she is the shark and yes her fish eyeliner but also! Please note that Lara has chosen spins usually reserved for the men's discipline, which are less about elegance and flexibility and more about POWER. 🔥💪 youtu.be/UujHX0suG7c

👏let 👏this👏weirdo👏cook👏 youtu.be/QkDv25oHn7o