"biathlon is such a weird idea" babe. biathlon is a finnish military exercise

An important reminder: art is not supposed to be perfect or even beautiful, it is supposed to remind you that you are alive ❤️‍🔥

New nails and while the normies think they are valentines day themed, you real ones know that is the Ace of Hearts for the Ace of Japan, Katsuki Yuuri ⛸️

I wonder, if the team event had existed when I was younger, if I would have stayed in my club longer 😂 Just coasting along on the strength of world champion and olympic bronze medalist Jeffrey Buttle 💪🤣

Ok, we have no hot water but we DO have all the evidence of my vacation shopping hubris. My only consolation is that @bnrlibrarian.bsky.social is in Thaliand for longer and thus, will commit more crimes.

No hot water in the condo today but a northern girl can take a northern country shower 😭

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

My daughter owns 82 pairs of designer sneakers and one (1) set of going out heels 🥹

Get a man who, etc.

NuNew already broke Daou's finger shooting running man so everyone on this list gird your loins 😂

In the little arm of the Hong Kong airport (gates 5-9) where they have scheduled midnight flights to vancouver, san francisco, and frankfurt. Sequestered White People Nonsense Gates 😂

RICH

Waiting at the airport to enter the long travel serpent home... 🥹 As always Thailand you are the Land of Dreams 🙏💖

Presenting my horde of jellie packs to the Cashier Auntie at Top's like "I'm sorry, I'm in Nong NuNew's FC", and she was so kind about it 😅 👩🏻: is there something inside? ☺️: yes, photocards 👩🏻: oohh ok, discount then! ☺️: 💖💖💖

Spending my final night in Thailand with a cup of tea and fried snacks purchased by Tul Pakorn because my life is a fever dream 😂

I am not quite sure how we went from visiting Tul's cafe to having lunch with Tul, but,

Just saw Tul himself wandering around looking handsome as fuck ☺️🥹

Supporting gay rights and wrongs 😉

In the gay club watching two dudes rub one out to Celine Dion: WE ALL FAM 😍🤣

ZEE PRUK NOOOOOO

Many trip advice blogs for Bangkok will tell you to take the BTS because the traffic is bad, but actually, paying $12 to sit in an air conditioned car for 45 minutes is the REAL life hack 😉

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There is a not zero chance the prime minister of canada has read your fic 😂

Economist in the streets, fujoshi in the sheets

Chiang Mai, kind of in love with you

Thailand continues to give: the sold out adidas taekwondo mei ballet flats are coming home with me ☺️

Gel boys! 👻

Lest you think I did no damage,

For our first full day in Bangkok I have taken @bnrlibrarian.bsky.social to the 6 floor vintage mall, Bangsue Junction, and it only took him 10 minutes to purchase a Stussy t-shirt 😂🥰

I am HERE there is a twenty foot tall NuNew ad and I have a mango passionfruit smoothie, all is right once again in the world

Kaki's Pro travel to Bangkok tips! Absolutely brush your teeth on the plane! Book a four hour layover so you can use the free shower at Hong Kong International! EAT SOUP FOR BREAKFAST 🤩

At the vancouver airport salmon and bannock restaurant like "auntie is there sweet bannock? With jam?" And that is why I get a fresh one 🥰

The sun in shining and very soo I'll be on my way to Thailand. I hope the weekend ahead has something nice or important in store for all of you ❤️ youtu.be/lLikCHwbEzU

Hey friends! You are now into hockey so maybe you want to watch this new netflix show, but please don't. This is based off of a real bus crash in 2018 that occurred about an hour from where I was living, and to use the immeasurable suffering of those families and that community is horrific. Thanks!

Guess who has two thumbs and also forgot time is not in fact a construct and you have to be at the airport for a midnight saturday flight on FRIDAY EVENING?!?! 🤣

Ohkey

Ok, the fact that apple will not let me call the Air Tag I am location sharing with mr. k while I am in Thailand "Cute Little Wife 🥰" or "Ungovernable 🔪" or "Gay Hockey Ambassador 🇨🇦" for security reasons is valid but also, extremely un fun nerd behaviour...

And now we come to it: the point before vacation that is just a mix of "why am I doing this work bullshit" and ABSOLUTE PANIC I WILL FORGET SOMETHING 🤣

Heated rivalry canadian algorithm so strong that a completely unrelated tweet from my irl best friend from University, who is a national news anchor, appeared in my secret authorsona for you feed 😅🫣

They should say it, because it's true. provinceofcanada.com/products/mon...

Hey look it's my book cover! Is it not BEAUTIFUL? @isthiseva.bsky.social did a simply incredible job capturing the characters and the vibe. Pre-orders are open now! books2read.com/citizenofeas... has all your store links.

In the office today like regarding my big bad mistake 😬🫣 but also there was cheesecake for a meeting and I am having cheesecake for breakfast so null neutral, right?

Ugh

An important PSA I am crossposting, which is, do not use "eh?" If you are not, or have not consulted, a LICENSED CANADIAN PROFESSIONAL

Ok now we see 😅🙃 If I have any work advice to impart to small office youths it's this: you will occasionally make a mistake, and while it sucks and may be uncomfortable for a little while, it's temporary! No one is going to care about it in probably 2-3 months. No one will remember.

About to deliver bad news that will likely get me in trouble to one of my bosses. Everyone manifest for kaki 😬🙏

Lets all go to Europe this spring with Mother (me)

Who would win, custom oscar de la renta skate costume or one yuri plisetsky cosplay

What delights me most about Polcasan is not just her immense talent, but the adoring way Tay and New treat her in comparison to the way NuNew treats Nong Zon 😂