I feel bad for the poor neighbor who just pulled their two overflowing recycling bins to the curb when the truck already went by this morning

People eating in their cars for IG reviews stress me tf out. The ants in the car are all off camera laughing at their continued good fortune

*gets a mulch bag pile delivery* “Here comes a shit load of trouble”

It’s not Sir Pizza. It’s Señor Pizza.

I normally get the Jurassic Park song stuck in my head at random times but now it’s accompanied with sadness 🤝 an appreciation for life well lived #grief #griefsky

TOS is all remastered and while it looks nice you can tell whenever they switch out the actor for a stunt double

SLUGGO’S TUESDAY

The crows brought their kids to the bird feeders

The teens apparently made a cancel list of old lady names and my name was at the top of the list… because it begins with A

The only Broadway show I’ve seen is when the Simpsons went to The Planet of the Apes musical and that was art™️

pausa de hidratación

I’m making sugar cookie dough with sprinkles because I can

Merlin just heard a duck

I never had time and money to take a history class after high school and this sad fact bums me out

And now for a wholesome workplace romance #WhiteHouseRobotRomance #DSTLRY #comics

Red cards to whatever creatures were fighting near the bird feeders last night

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein 1818 text but it’s a dog groomer constructing a new dog out of a husky’s brushed summer coat fluff

I feel like I need to remind people that part of the original me too movement was to emphasize the simple fact that most women, at some point in their lives, have been the victim of sexual harassment, assault, rape or other types of gender-based violence. Hence, the “me too” part.

Big joymaxxing plan later today with tacos and comics

Not more fireworks

I definitely probably spoke with Mitch McConnell today for 20 min and he said support local comic shops

pausa de hidratación

I pull my summer endorsement

I can't believe people are openly rooting for england considering He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

I only rig lowkey BINGO events when all the kids get a prize even if they lose so I am unsure which is harder to rig – the midterms or the World Cup?

The fireworks were for yesterday. And yet they persisted…

My parents had this stone tool buried in their yard and bonus points for when my late sister and I wore matching outfits to school picture day

I missed the controversy over setting the AC to 78°F because mine is set to 80°F so I tuned out on accident

Does anyone make pickles? My dad has a lot of cucumbers in his garden

Clans of Scotland A C Zimmer May I proudly present the America 250 Tartan designed by Kaci McEwan, a student from Heriot-Watt University’s School of Textiles and Design, to celebrate 250 years It will be officially presented to America, registered in the Scottish Register of Tartans on July 4, 2026

Happy Independence Day to all who celebrate! 🛸 💥

Oh no the fireworks

My comics shipped! Shoutout to @dstlry.bsky.social for the hookup while I’m without a LCS

I do love a summer thunderstorm

The dead skunk pup WOKE UP when we tried to clean it and scurried away

Leverage: Resurrection would be a cool show, no? screenrant.com/leverage-red...

THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN OBLITERATED BY AN ATTACK BY THE SPACECRAFT OVER D.C. FLAMES ARE HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE AIR. THE CAPITOL BUILDING HAS BEEN FLATTENED.

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

Happy 2nd of July, John Adams

video game company sony has announced they are discontinuing their popular product, the video game

Cats have a sharp sense of justice

Ran a cold water bottle out to the mail lady

Spider Man

I saw this headline and I went digging for Milly Alcock's 'bizarre' comments only to find that she was calling out the abuse she was taking for playing the role. Just calling that 'bizarre' is doubling down on the attacks. It hurt my soul to read that.

I’m bad with heat waves and yet I live where they also live so here we are together sweatily forever

Konami tried to warn us

Baking ginger snickerdoodles before it gets too hot

It’s morning golden hour that beautiful time where you can see all the cat hair and dust around my kitchen