Tell me you’re in the waiting room of a suburban car dealership without telling me you’re in the waiting room of a suburban car dealership.

Reading “The Final Days” and just came across this passage. Maybe I’m jaded by recent events but it seems really, really weird:

Just watched the Biggs Cut with my wife. Deeply satisfying. I completely get why 80% of Biggs was cut from the final film, BUT if you don't care about pacing and are just interested in character development, SO MUCH ABOUT LUKE ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BIGGS 1/x 🧵

Four years with the Phillies, four midseason appearances on the Replacement Level Killers list. Can't believe he didn't get a shot to go 5-for-5.

We, the Union 🔔 Honoring the birthplace of our country for its 250th birthday. Introducing The 1776 Kit. #DOOP

@jmcgnn.bsky.social psst….something to keep an eye out for for new music next week! :D @wxpnfm.bsky.social

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Seahawks punter just became favorite for Super Bowl MVP #SuperBowl

They got the big game on at the bar

Used OpenAI to code an app during that last break

Tauntauns. Tauntauns! #StarWars #SuperBowl

Joe Montana going full Joe Cool with the black long sleeve T #SuperBowl

BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA: “Stand with us.  Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH” Please share everywhere!

Andrew Rick? Pretttttttry good at this goalkeeping thing. #doop #usymnt #usmnt

I’d like to think the people who groaned did so because of how excessively, overtly political he was being, but, ironically, I may be putting too much faith in people.

It’s wild. The Repubs coulda re-introduced the Border Security legislation trump torpedoed, under a R admin and R Congress, and taken victory laps for years. But no. Instead, we get the Jackboot Nightmare. It wasn’t always about the cruelty…it was the timing of it. And also always the politics.

It’s an admin that gets off on being edgy, so it plays into their wheelhouse.

@congressmanboyle.bsky.social Monday isn’t soon enough to bring articles of impeachment for Kristi Noem.

Bought my first Eagles jersey in a while… Tank got the call :D 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds

Not one more cent for ICE.

Acting Field Director David Easterwood.

A year ago, a MAGA dude commented on a post of mine about conservatives liking trans porn saying I shouldn’t fall for propaganda and I’m smarter than that. That same person posted something today that I could use that response for, but I won’t, because I really don’t think he’s smarter than that.

Just saw a guy in the grocery store wearing an ICE hat. Called him an *sshole. He spun his cart around and went in the other direction. #Resist

Yes I did see this week’s episode of Abbott Elementary… :D #PetHead

The Eagles lost.

That was very disappointing. Very. I think this is a good time for some introspection. Still…Go Birds #FlyEaglesFly

They need more pressure on Purdy and to get the pass game working. Also haven’t seen QB1 running.

No Lane Johnson. Harrumph.

Go Birds 🪽🦅 #FlyEaglesFly

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News

“That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Does this look like a “domestic terrorist”? @KristiNoem needs to resign. @JDVance owes her son an apology. Shame on everyone.

Meanwhile, bros everywhere yell at people to not record themselves in the gym

The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.

New Washington game plan: throw the ball deep in the general direction of a receiver and take the inevitable PI #Eagles

Tank Bigsby is a maniac, I love it 🦅🏈

I may have to get a 37 Eagles jersey now #Eagles

Cmon McKee, ya gotta run for that there #Eagles

16 hours in, my guess this was all intended basically as a coup to put VP Delcy Rodriguez in power (likely without her knowledge but 🤷). At least for democracy & human rights, that might be even worse than the "opening shots in a war" scenario. All speculation, but let me explain:

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

The president unilaterally decided to attack a sovereign nation and kidnap its leader, and now he says he's just going to run that county himself for a while too. Call your representatives now and demand they impeach him.

NEW: The anonymous "researcher" in Nick Shirley's viral "fraud" video--treated as a concerned citizen on Fox News and elsewhere--is actually a Minnesota state lobbyist and political activist who worked with a GOP House staffer to provide Shirley info/ theintercept.com/2026/01/03/m...

Both of the homes Trump claimed as principal residences in the ’90s were used as investment properties and rented out, according to an interview with his longtime real estate agent — exactly the sort of scenario he’s pointed to as evidence of fraud.

Damn glad to meet ya :D

The guy who famously crosses every border in one night without documentation?

Comfort food FTW

🪽🪽Fly Eagles Fly🪽🪽 #GoBirds