how your email finds me

“13? Gross. Get that number down as low as you can.”

absolutely breathtaking how many people still don't realize that you don't capitalize letters in an email address

Oh yeah, I love gaming.

I’m surprised the software subscription culture hasn’t found a way for my Procreate pens to run out of ink

Nobel Prize winner

seems like a solid investment

From 3/10/2026

Reviewbrah giving a whole new meaning to 'running on empty'

no shade to Bernthal but only call me when Tom Jane is back as the Punisher

Can someone put these in that “they’re the same picture” office meme I’m too lazy

Challenging myself to find a way to work minions and Dr. Oz into a single panel comic

Add to the list of things millennials will never get to do: move to the country & eat a lot of peaches.

Mandalorian Whopper

You knew I would

Happy Mother’s Day to me.

StarFox is back and this time, he’s a furry

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.

Is that Burger King Mandalorian burger made of Grogu meat or what I can’t get a straight answer

I can pinpoint the minute the catholic church lost me and it's when my CCD teacher tried convincing us that this movie was actually better than Friday Night Lights (film)

ozzy and calvin's golden contest

Whispering at a Lena Dunham book signing: so when does she bring out the puppets

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It was nice knowing ya, koop.

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......I gotta delete Facebook, man.

hangin'

AMC Offering Overnight Sleepover Screenings For ‘Michael’ For Males Aged 12 And Under Guest scoop by @bwishart.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/amc-o...

Son of Eraserhead kinda sucks, man.

Cars 4

I've made it into a zine that ISN'T one of my own, and my page neighbor's art is sick as hell.

Operation: Hunty Hunty Hippos

Well it's finally happened: after years of putting it off, I find myself hooked on Eddie Murphy's claymation classic 'The PJs' from 1999.

Of course he's wearing Under Armour. Originally posted July 9, 2025

Damn Olaf, that's cold

but have you considered that number have to go up

I'm starting wars you couldn't understand to distract from files you haven't seen [redacted]

Catch me in my fly new HBO®️ Original IT™️: Welcome To Derry™️ snapback all Summer long

The Mario Galaxy Movie was worth the price of admission to hear the pink Luma say fuck.

Elaborate marketing stunt to announce the tortoise's new OnlyFans account

Olaf has overdosed on the streets of Disneyland Paris

Adam Sandler Removes Rob Schneider from Emergency Contact List

New Terminator sequel just dropped

I made this on January 22, 2025

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

There's been a lot of speculation lately so I just want to confirm that yes we are building a big security complex under burger stall 1