been replaying Luigi's Mansion and i forgot the plot point where Mario heard Luigi won a whole mansion in a contest and booked it to the mansion SURREPTITIOUSLY and IMMEDIATELY LOL

i love my dnd character because she has died at least twice chasing a bug

shrinkflation has hit the bulk flavor blasted xtra cheddar goldfish :neobot_floof_sad:

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

*adding reagents to a cauldron* and lact but not leaſt, addſt ye ſauſe of teriyaki, in quantity of 3 tableſpoonſ. thiſ add a neſeſſary kick.

i think that's the problem with kids today, it's always microplastics this microplastics that, just get lead poisoning. like a grown up

it's hilarious how the Romans were like "wow this material is just like so easy to work and so durable, you can even make sweetener out of it by boiling grapejuice in there, let's use it for everything" and then it was lead

My body is a machine that turns ![media-1] into ![media-2]

-people complimenting me on my silly jokes and funny posts- thanks they came to me in a dream

The measure of a man:

new hot version of ice orb for the summer, pina colada orb, soon coming to a libram near you

mutual hand-kissing

[big tit] Since apparently we can only post porn on wafrn now :blobfoxdetermined: I don't have much but I'm doing my part #it's-still-one-of-my-most-popular-art-on-tumblr #shoutout-to-the-person-who-reblogged-it-with-'in-honor-of-my-top-surgery-next-week'-in-the-tags-lmao #I-actually-do-ha[...]

cm punk vs gunther is going to be fucking LIT

underpass #film-photography #35mm-film

53 midge bites. there is no joke. im itchy.

slowly working my way into a cybersecurity position by virtue of being twitchy, suspicious, and being able to read really really fast

ah yes, i love blue app with white shape #there's-too-damn-many.-i-got-like-6-now

Hey all--looking for career advice. I'm trying to become a Scrum Master or a Project Manager and am currently a "Technical Support Analyst I," which in my case means that I do a combination of Manual QA Release Testing and ticket queue work. However, I've been leading daily Stand Up and [...]

#me #too-real

Organ-Harvest-Coordinator :asexual_flag: :sparkles_agender: :BhjFlag_Aromantic: asked: Arachiac wizard, do you have a favourite scripture? "As gold comes from the northern mountains, so a terrible beauty streams from God." Job 37:22 - big Job fan. also, it's not a specific verse, b[...]

#traumacore #memes

Mega Man Legends X My Life As a Teenage Robot.

-getting a new laptop and uninstalling copilot- fear not little machine, I will remake you

Angel Candidate

oops the beauty of the world has overwhelmed me once more. nothing to be done but weep in rapturous joy.

caribbean spices the rest o my days #this-rings-in-my-heart-as-true-as-anything

I am a simple woman. I see a jerk pork and my pupils get big like a cat's

#we-save-ourselves.-nobody's-coming-for-us-until-we-find-ourselves-in-another's-eyes.-that's-real. RE: https://infosec.exchange/users/0x00string/statuses/114814473348665968

I found a book I loved as a child featuring paintings by 2 Chinese artists who traveled thru Pakistan in 1981 and Jesus Christ the art is just as beautiful as I remember. I haven't seen this book in 2 decades. I want to cry.