my liege, i understand the party is 'littie' and your new codpiece is 'popping tf off' but the Muscovites have captured Smolensk. it will become 'sacked' and 'part of Russia.' please focus.

got my professional wedding photos back. about to HOWL TO THE MOON FOR 2 WEEKS IM SO HAPPY

that is the most hilarious and terrifying thing i have ever seen 😵

people who have a fatherland instead of a motherland are pretty sus. its like wow, we get it, you hate women and/or your mother. #this-is-a-joke-please-don't-kill-me.

i’m fucking crying 😭 this guy installed a malware that keeps redirecting his queries through Yahoo, and vibe coded an extension that redirects Yahoo to Google, probably not understanding that he has malware 😭 😭

its april 13th

yeah im inventing a new store for the mall called Build A Twink. goes right next to the Build a Bear. so they can find each other without getting lost in the mall.

you can make your stuff quantum proof by decrypting everything beforehand

it's great. it's just gonna be great. i've got my dress, my cloak, and my 10th century viking sword. I'm so ready to unite our houses.

getting married in 12 days. EXCITED!!!!!!!!! #positively-abuzz.-my-dress-got-here-today.

April is here, which is time for Earth 2.0.26-4, and with it come new patchnotes: - Servers located in Northern Hemisphere are now fully in Spring season, while Southern Hemisphere welcomes Autumn - Due to that, animal mob activity is increased in North, while in the ... see complete post

need to revisit cruelty squad

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

**Notice to players in Europe servers** Reminder that on the night between March 28 and March 29 all clocks will move one hour further to align server time with the game's day-night cycle. While most items displaying server time will update on their own, some legacy ... see complete post

recently got a historical viking sword for my wedding, and let me tell you, I am obsessed ! #its-so-beautiful.-just-straight-up-in-love-with-this-thing.

pondering the economic implications of the events of Monsters Inc on the greater geopolitical Monster landscape. wouldn't a sudden massive influx of cheaply available energy cause supply shocks ? assuming they have a petrodollar-esque scream economy, what happens when they switch to giggles instead?

pondering the economic implications of the events of Monsters Inc on the greater geopolitical Monster landscape. wouldn't a sudden massive influx of cheaply available energy cause supply shocks ? assuming they have a petrodollar-esque scream economy, what happens when they switch to giggles instead?

in my restless dreams, I see that town. Raccoon City. #this-joke-has-probably-been-done-before #resident-evil-and-silent-hill-are-two-different-series-that-fill-the-same-niche-in-my-head-somehow

saw this meme shared in a chat.

softlaunching a new Spice Girl named "Wretched Spice"

might fuck around and cultivate some ancient cave beans later #i-found-some-on-a-rare-seeds-website-and-im-honestly-enamored-with-them #they-can-go-right-next-to-my-roman-garden #i-need-a-new-job-desperately-before-i-start-doing-more-historical-reenactments-for-No-One

decorating my future home with rich tapestries, bones, and boar spears

Don't let it slip away.

awooos wistfully

me getting medicines for free that i previously spent $500-$600 for in the US :neobot_sign_what:

anyway, here is 'mortgage face'

sometimes when I'm going through something, i make silly art that encapsulates my current feelings because i can laugh at it later, and I don't always label it in a comprehensible way, so when I found a paint file labeled 'mortgage face' in my computer, you can imagine how mystified I was

i'm sure it's fine

Diversity win! The worst person you've ever met is bisexual #obviously-its-hard-to-say-if-it's-true-but-it-would-be-soooo-funny

man with sundial in pants have hard time

why is it that every time I have to use a printer it gets 10x harder with each passing year. I just want my fucking documents!!!!!!

mr goodbar good me a bar make it the goodest that i've had so far give me peanuts like i'm at the circus then tell me that my hungry nights are over mr goodbar i'm so hungry don't got no peanuts to fill me stummy please turn on your gooding beam mr goodbar bring me a bar

been replaying Luigi's Mansion and i forgot the plot point where Mario heard Luigi won a whole mansion in a contest and booked it to the mansion SURREPTITIOUSLY and IMMEDIATELY LOL

i love my dnd character because she has died at least twice chasing a bug

shrinkflation has hit the bulk flavor blasted xtra cheddar goldfish :neobot_floof_sad:

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

*adding reagents to a cauldron* and lact but not leaſt, addſt ye ſauſe of teriyaki, in quantity of 3 tableſpoonſ. thiſ add a neſeſſary kick.

i think that's the problem with kids today, it's always microplastics this microplastics that, just get lead poisoning. like a grown up

it's hilarious how the Romans were like "wow this material is just like so easy to work and so durable, you can even make sweetener out of it by boiling grapejuice in there, let's use it for everything" and then it was lead

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-people complimenting me on my silly jokes and funny posts- thanks they came to me in a dream

The measure of a man:

new hot version of ice orb for the summer, pina colada orb, soon coming to a libram near you

mutual hand-kissing

[big tit] Since apparently we can only post porn on wafrn now :blobfoxdetermined: I don't have much but I'm doing my part #it's-still-one-of-my-most-popular-art-on-tumblr #shoutout-to-the-person-who-reblogged-it-with-'in-honor-of-my-top-surgery-next-week'-in-the-tags-lmao #I-actually-do-ha[...]

cm punk vs gunther is going to be fucking LIT

underpass #film-photography #35mm-film

53 midge bites. there is no joke. im itchy.

slowly working my way into a cybersecurity position by virtue of being twitchy, suspicious, and being able to read really really fast