“I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”

New boiler fitting day. Straight after a 4-4 draw last night.

Went over to Liverpool last night to watch those Wigan rascals, The Lathums. Not a huge fan of big indie singalong anthem landfill TBH - my cousin has been insisting I go to a gig with him for yonks - but I really loved it. Blew the old roof off the Olympia a couple of times. Lovely evening. 👌💙

Maybe put the nationalistic right wing playbook down and you might start helping rather than fuelling that fire. 🙄

Dishwasher lads? How come they can get a bowl caked in dried-on wheatabix shiny clean but it’s absolutely hopeless if anything’s got salad leaves on it? 🤷‍♂️

Me playing Countdown.

Update on that Hac night at Mayfield depot: Place is fucking HUGE! Primals were ace. DJs after them played Fools Gold & Young MC back to back. 🔥 LOADS of people my age and older still take drugs, given the loosely hanging jaws. If this event was on in the early 90’s it would be WELL MOODY.

Went to sleep with the Aussies at 12/0…

Ooh, did that viral doner kebab fakeaway thing tonight where you flatten spiced up minced lamb / beef in paper, roll it up and cook it. A totally strong 8/10 which will achieve full marks with a few wee tweaks. 👌

Off to bed. Told Mrs I’ll wake her up on the sofa when I come downstairs at 3am.

Feeling the burn after getting up at 3:30am now. 💀

Just about everyone bar my mum had met Mani. No-one with a bad word to say about him.

Glad they wheeled John Robb out. Hardly hear from him when some indie/punk royalty dies.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

FFS. Beta Band AND Flaming Lips at the Piece Hall now? I might as well live on beans for the rest of my life.

Mate of mine was at the Boca-River Superclasico today. Bastard. 💙💛

Reluctant Nicko has had a nightmare on that other app. 😂💀

Anyone seen that St Albans mascot that rocked up pissed and ejected before the end of their FA Cup tie? The magic of the cup. 🤩

Can’t get enough of that shit Oasis tribute bands account on Insta lads. Roaring tackle.

Bit of Turkish theatre tackle today night at Etci Mehmet. Flames shooting out left, right and centre, dry ice and some pitch-perfect nosebag. Recommend. 👌

Can’t wait for tomorrow. The time on my dad’s car will be right.

Cracking read this, @neiltague.bsky.social @theparisangel.bsky.social @williamshuttoh.bsky.social www.mancity.com/features/fin...

Huge fan of a ground lined by 40ft fern trees by the way. Beautiful. 🥹

The addition of gnocchi, Parmesan and a blob of sour cream to Heinz’s cream of tommy soup might have the Eyeties going apeshit but it’s a fucking lush tea-in-five-minutes. Bit of fried chorizo over the top too to make them extra livid. 🇮🇹

Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack www.bbc.com/news/article...

Big turn out for Corrie at Hatton’s funeral (a). Leeds may have taken more, but still.

Done that thing where I put rice on to boil, forgot to put a timer on, and came back 45 minutes later.

That trio of young Tories in the Times article don’t half reek of ai to me.

Love this. It’s a selection of photos around Hulme, Manchester from the 1970’s. Not unlike Raymond Depardon’s amazing shows of Glasgow from a similar era. britishculturearchive.co.uk/hulme-manche...

Give Us A Clue (5th October 1982). Lionel has to tangle with Bohemian Rhapsody.

B&Q today. Felt like Snoop in the Wire. Turning up with my broken shower head asking if I can get one to fit. “Yeah mate. They all will. Universal innit”. My “you go ahead and handle that for me, man. And keep the rest for your time.” Didn’t work. It was £14.99.

Got Manchester Super Furries tickets relatively easily. Bring it on! #SFAOK

And now the Cure and flippin’ Slowdive. I’m off to rob a bank tomorrow. Out of office on.

Fucking Super Furry Animals tour now. Absolutely slaughtering my bank balance, gigs man.

To the gulag for those who swan out to KFC at lunch, and bring their filthy, but mouthwatering smelling tackle back, wafting all its sumptuous aromas through the office. The normal disciplinary procedures will be automatically bypassed. I think an 8 year sentence is about right, comrades, yes?

Love this time of month. Usually have £20/£30 sloshing round in our food / household stuff account. Little trip to B&M or Home Bargains after work and come home with a kitchen item that I use once and throw straight in the back of a cupboard. 😂

Weekend Michelin star food and drink poncing in that Mayfair Saturday. 🧐 #ladedacunts #patheticcasuals

Add Gunnar Halle to the list of good looking bastard old footballers who appear to be living the best life. Sigh.

@harrymcnally.bsky.social [public service message starts] New Hidden Cameras album is out and I like it a lot. [public service message ends]

Can’t park there mate.

First casserole of the season, lads. Dumplings and all.

Should’ve headed for the Ozarks, lad.

Ooh, love a manhunt. Head for the Ozarks, son. Live off the land.

Thought we’d look at a UK holiday next summer. You know, contribute to our own economy, avoid air pollution and that. Turns out the budget is going to need to be £1,000 more than if we just fucked off on a Jet2 break. This country, man. 😐

‘Omar coming!’

Wish as much energy can be put into the root cause of all this nationalistic bollocks. Elite classes & greedy corporations making the world a poorer place. Reduce that, redistribute wealth & you have far less disenfranchised working class citizens. It’s not a hard concept to understand FFS, lads.

I’ve had loads of shit haircuts and dubious sunglasses. AND I’ve been to Ibiza a few times too. I just got called ‘wanker’, instead of Ibiza Final Boss.