Rockin the don't give a shit dad look today with the backwards ball cap and the cozy cardigan

I don't wanna get up this morning, why don't you cum give me snugs

People are very scared. They're scared that their loved ones will be hurt of killed by their government. And they're scared that democrats don't Get It. It's as simple as that.

And I'm only happy when it rains.

YES! THIS!

I actually agree with this statement. Getting off is fun, but have you tried the dopamine rush of making a cock pulse and spurt in your hand/mouth/face/ass. Not a submission thing for me, but a "yay! I made you feel good! Am good boy, gib belly rubz nao"

Sensory issues prevent me from really wearing a thong, but hot damn if I don't love to see a man in one

I think he kinda likes it though

Missed opportunities like this to catch my older bro growing up as an only child.

On the bed?? 😳 #PissPig

I'll drink to that

A wild werewolf approaches your campfire… not to attack, but as the memory of everything the forest lost—come to see what you’ve become.

Y'all, today I would like: To be showered in cum Get peed on Smell some mildly musky lowhangers Rub my face on a hard cock Give my bros pit checks Get belly rubs Like, is that so much to ask!?

Lots of loads💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Walz: "They're unwilling to stand with Melissa Hortman's children. And I want to tell you this: for those legislators who went and shed crocodile tears at her funeral, shame on you. Shame on you. Her children are asking you to do one thing in her name: tell the president to stop doing this."

A facial a day keeps the dermatologists at bay

Oh no. I left my pants in the upside down. The new #dbd chapter is 😍❤️

We're watching Kaiju movies all night long!

New #tism fashion gear to show off! This is the inner workings of a hard hat. I bought it from a home improvement store, it can be dialed in to produce a really satisfying pressure over my entire skull. No texture issues, gentle or firm pressure, inexpensive. #actuallyautistic #stimming #aid

Literally, can this me?

Feeling a little Chase Jarvis in my pocket lately, and decided that the best camera really is the one always with me. So I've been learning how to actually use it instead of just pointing and shooting. A few nights ago, I got these of the moon after just an hour of practice, can't wait for two hours

Holy shit! Take a moment from all the political bullshit to have a piece of some really, REALLY good news!

So does this open up the possibility that a foreign power will unilaterally bomb us and take OUR president? Asking for a nation.

They told me if I voted for Kamala Harris we would be involved in more foreign wars, and they were right.

You have GOT to call your Congress people today and express RAGE at this unilateral bullshit he's pulling. They have GOT to stop just handing him everything because they like being in power to abuse brown and poor people #venezuela #Caracas

Hehehehe, we're so mature With Rumble #furry #humor #knots

Hot take question thought up by @goodboyluka.bsky.social and I just now Is Santa a furry and his sona is just the easter bunny?

Fuck the progressive movement for deciding to leave anyone behind. That's fucking not progressivism

When Putin arrived in the USA in January, Trump rolled out a literal red carpet and then personally met him at the foot of the airplane steps. When Zelinskyy arrived today, not only did Trump not greet him at the airport, NO US OFFICIAL MET HIM. And yet Trump wants us to believe he is impartial.

Hey look, I'm famous! Awesome work by @shadowskygrygon.bsky.social of @kodeysbudhole.bsky.social and me

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Hey gang, it's totally cool to not be ok today, dog knows I sure as hell won't be. But I hope that you've been blessed with an amazing chosen family who send you silly memes in the group chat to get you through. I love you all, we've made it this far, we can make it the last few days to the new year

Nothing like asking career AUSAs who have been under assault for the last year, watched their colleagues get fired for no reason, and their offices taken over by incompetent boobs to volunteer their time to perpetuate a cover up of their boss's involvement w/a sex predator 🙃

Love has no gender🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Love is love❤️ love you all🤍 Merry Merry⭐️✨

That's a shame.

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

If refusing to comment is enough to kill a story, then the government now has veto power over journalism. That’s what CBS normalized last night — and it should scare everyone. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

You guys, look what I picked up from the station! Also, the conductor says she likes my hat, so I'm fuckin stoked

I'm on a train today!*happy tism noises*

@kodeysbudhole.bsky.social and me when we imagine going on vacation and the first thing we imagine is what kind of mosses or bryophytes we could bring home and put under glass #fuckinnerds #imstede #butsoishe

GOPers, watch as Dems absolutely eviscerate other Dems who appear in the Epstein files. At least the left is comfortable with the fact that sexual predators are unfit. Dems, don't make a fuckin liar out of me like you fuckin love to

Malicious optimism @acollierastro.bsky.social

Fucking gay-ass freaks flying their gay flags with gay lights on the Jesusman's birthday

Hey look! It's what happens to all my joy

Every Christian at some point in their "faith journey" has cast that stone at someone in the name in their savior. I've been hit with so many first stones by folks who just wanted to show me the way.

SHAKEN WOLF SYNDROME

DON'T LET DISNEY ROMANTICISE GASTON OR ANY ABUSER. WE DON'T NEED VILLAIN BACKSTORIES. WE NEED NEW STORIES WITH QUEER HEROES LIVING AND LOVING. TELL GAY AND TRANS FUTURES, NOT EXCUSES FOR TOXIC MASCULINITY. LET'S WRITE OUR OWN FAIRYTALES AND SLAY THE PATRIARCHY.