We need more games that select for rotational torque so we can have a Renaissance of swaggy fat guys

I uh... Got a problem with my phone line, wanna come check my uh... Jack?

"The brain is the sexiest organ" Okay, but have you seen dick?

Most people cannot name a single astronomer. If I could change that to one person it would be Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin. I've never read her thesis. I think I'll fix that.

dog doing dog things #furryart

✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured

The United States if Tylenol Actually Caused Autism

Life is weird when you trust a fake comedy tv dr more than government health organizations youtu.be/gD6olRJ8S3I?...

Pumpkin 🎃

What time is this rapture thing happening again? I need to run to the store and I'm wondering if I have time

Thank fuck most of these Republicans are gone after the rapture. It's almost over friends!

Fuck I need to stay busy

Okay, but the more you know about Newton, the more this one could be also be true

Was in DC for the weekend. They aren't even pretending to be subtle about who they're there to intimidate

ACAB includes the hot ones. ACAB includes leather daddies dressed as police at bars. ACAB includes kids wearing Halloween costumes. ACAB includes douches who fly a thin blue line flag. ACAB includes police benevolence societies. ACAB includes your cousin just following in his father's footsteps.

No particular reason

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Trans people are people. Trans rights are human rights.

Me: hey dad, can we pick up this air freshener? Dad: we have air freshener at home. The air freshener at home:

Over the weekend, I groped a cute guy from Phoenix with a shaved head, moustache, pierced nip (at least one) visiting the DC area. We were at a Korean spa. Are you he? You were cute and I wanna see what you look like dry lol

“𝙃𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙪𝙥! 𝙈𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚’𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙧.” 🚙

Y'all, have I ever mentioned that I love taking a train? Everyone should take trains. Also, penis. #dickpic #public

Handsome!

Go ahead bro... give it a tug. You know you want to. #reachover

Heading out for the night, AWOOOOOO! #awooo #animalhaus #lightsoutbarksout

@kodeysbudhole.bsky.social asks if my grade school had a Zim (As in Invader). I answered no. Then I thought back to my grade school. It did. It was me. I was Zim. Aversion to food? Unable to understand colloquialism or euphemism? Strange speech patterns?Meltdowns? It me. #actuallyautistic

Careful, @kodeysbudhole.bsky.social, I know you like to slather this junk all over you

Oh, these are nice leggings. Why don't guys wear this more?

Would I still be able to consider myself an environmentalist if I decided I'm only going to wear an article of clothing one time and then just throw it away? I swear to fuck I am done folding laundry, but it seems like I have to do it every single fucking day of my life #adultingsucks

Fucking damnit, why I am I still awake?

Y'all, get me the number for Westminster or some crap like that, my puppy @subwooferrumble.bsky.social is such a cuddly pup(even if he pretends he's not), and is 100% pure bred good boy. That's a working category breed, yes?

I can't help but post Bolin when I see Bolin. I'm a simple dog

In an alternate reality, maybe I'd look like this *wistful*

You guys *whines* my head hurts so fucking bad. But there's a silver lining. Selene seems to have a sense for when I have a headache, she usually doesn't snuggle up with me and be patient with me wiggling and moving around so much. She's very patient with me when I hurt.

*sniff sniff* Woof, I can smell this video

It's my favorite title in the series!

I love when my Congressional delegation respond to my letters and emails. 100% of the time, their response is "I've already made up my mind on this issue, and I'm not listening to what anymore has to say, especially if they don't approve. While I have you, MONEY PLZ!" I hate them all.

Idk how to explain it but drawing myself as a big cartoon dog and looking at those drawings fill me with a mysterious (positive) feeling

Currently craving: buttery, salty grits with buttered, toasted white bread that I can dip into said grits. Maybe a side of bacon, but meh. Orange juice, no pulp. Coffee, three creamers, two sugars.

I forgot how long it's been since I posted dick. Have some dick! #heylookitsmydick #dickpic

I like boys that work on cars

Dad's has his morning drink and want's you to have a drink of him.

Rrrrrruuffff

dipped an apple cider donut into coffee

yearning

The way it should be