party animals . . . #smalldick

THANK YA JESUS!! #smalldick

Along with Josman, Animan was another seminal artist for my development lol

By our powers combined...

@asherakita.bsky.social knows that posing with your dad can get a little exciting sometimes✨

Me, when the socks have the wrong texture #actuallyautistic

Hey, as the #Triangle begins water restrictions due to the ongoing drought, maybe we locals should be emphasizing how vulnerable our #water sources are here in #CentralNC and maybe now that water is scarce we can place some real limits on future #DataCenters since they love our neck of the woods!

The in-laws are here. The in-laws won't leave. Blegh

Watching the old lady across the street SCREAM at her dog because it won't piss on demand. I don't blame the dog

Why in the actual fuck am I CRAVING Taco Bell right now. Like... The whole fucking menu. I'm sober!

I love me some MAML action lol

I'm supposed to be working on chores. But there's so many dicks out there that need to be ogled

I kinda wanna go check it out sometime

In protest today, I got accidentally too high to participate in the economy, and instead accidentally got too horny scrolling bsky. Whoops

Hmm, maybe I should start working out nude...

It made me chuckle

I'm telling you @goodboyluka.bsky.social is so soft and floofy (Commission from @sipcyshepherd.bsky.social )

Felt silly in the shower

So as I understand it, the companies that collected the money that we spent on tariffs get that money back from the government, but we don't? But we're the ones that paid it in most cases... Right? Like didn't they raise prices to cover the tariffs? Was this all a scam?

I'm getting really excited for NASA's next big telescope. You should check out her namesake, too, she was pretty awesome!

Oh... Oh no!

At the mall. Too bright, too many smells, too many noses, too bright, music is too loud, everyone echos, too bright. Who the hell brings a wolf to a mall?

Did you know many people with autism have a strong connection to transit? 🚇🚍 Today, we proudly partnered with the Autism Transit Project for the 4th year in a row, hosting young transit enthusiasts and their families for a special day of fun with Metro. Thanks for joining us! 🫶

Happy Autism Acceptance Month! Starting TODAY and all month long, in-station announcements will be voiced by young transit enthusiasts with autism like Dante featured here! ♾️

Okay, but this ginger is about to be red all over for a different reason... *Eyes the bed of poison ivy he's standing in*

A-fuckin-men

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. If you have so much as the twitch of an issue with providing loving, AFFIRMING care and support to trans kids (and adults!), then may I quote David Lynch to say "Fix your hearts, or die." And I fuckin' mean it. #transrights #transdayofvisibility

All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.

Hey bro, mind if I squeeze your pecs?

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"

A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”.

My house is being painted, so everything is out of place and it's difficult to walk around and I hate it and the smell is wrong. I know I'm going to love the outcome, but oh my dog I'm constantly on the brink of meltdown the last few days #actuallyautistic #whatswrongwithyourdog

Man, if I had a dollar for every time I wish I had a dollar for every time something happened. I would have slightly more money than I do right now.

One of my favorite series by one of the greatest authors of our day. PLUS, a whole bunch of recommendations in the comments about other great books to read instead of actually not very good books about English teenage wizards written by TERFs

hi "gonna cum" im dad

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Hehehe, I'd have to think about that...

CW: Incest bumping sheathes with your dad is just a way to bond :)

Could be my pets

Chuck Norris is dead? One less homophobe in the world makes it a brighter day

*swoon*

I think everything I post gets immediately reposted by bots begging me for something. Anyone else?

Tried to take a sexy pic in the bathroom of the train but I was already frustrated and the carriage was swaying very roughly, so this is the best ya get lol

Beautiful views of the city of oaks from The Carolinian train with @kodeysbudhole.bsky.social

Amtrak currently running on time. Not sure what to make of these words... "On? Time?"

Got our faces did! @purplebears.bsky.social

Patsy gets it

I love a good heat pump, don't get me wrong. But I hate hearing all of my neighbors' blaring in my ears all night while I want to enjoy the naturally cool (and still dry and pollen-free) air. Get some damned mini splits, you heathens! #givemequiet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites. Yes. A MILLION. This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything: www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp... 🔭 🧪

He was rambling on about the war he got us into and veered off into curtain talk, then seamlessly continued on to discuss the men that have lost their lives. He did that so easily because he doesn’t care about the dead. His ability to pick curtains is just as important and must be mentioned.