i think i just muttered a brand new sentence to my husband: “oh damnit, i forgot to look for kumquats under the couch!” hashtag fucking cats @purplebears.bsky.social

I get pretty vocal when I cum

Good morning

Drenching myself like this never gets old 😵‍💫 #sundaycumday

Sundays are for edging all morning and painting yourself with cum

Home

Shooting that load.

Big guys shoot big loads

Shots fired

Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day

how I wish I was spending today 🥺😵‍💫

It’s 420; blaze it! 🍃🔥

Happy 4/20!!

and this is why we still use the child safety locks on everything 🤪 @purplebears.bsky.social

OOTD - hydrated, moisturized, and getting some steps in 😋

Mom was admitted to the hospital with dehydration and a UTI. After a day of IV fluids and antibiotics, she’s on the rebound. 💕 As you can see in this picture, she’s a fighter and doesn’t take any shit. 💪💜😋 I (Jonathan) am TIRED. In Mom’s honor, and for self care, I got a mani/pedi today.

💦haha I shoot a lot of loads in my car, but shooting on the windshield is a first! 💦🚙( I’ll show you the mess at the end) #carjacking @carjackingdude.bsky.social I thought you would appreciate this one

One last load an hour from home! End of a lot of road and hotel bating. We’ll see what happens when I get home! #TWT #carjacking

💦💦Also…💦💦💦 #FCF

I worked, I napped, I jerked 💦💦💦 (I’m watching myself on the laptop) #autosexual

#saturbate with porn and a cumshot #masturbator #bator #bate #beardedbator #penis #cock #boner #hairypenis #exposedbate #dadbod #cumshot #sperm

Bf said this was a great shot and I should post, yall agree? 😏

Whoops! 😈💦 #fcf

there’s actually cum allllllll over the place 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Bears n balls n kittens oh my! @furrycelt.bsky.social & Neshama

An extra piece of a cake…as a treat. 🍰🐻💜

Humps for humpin.

Hit 3,000 followers, so you deserve this throwback to what I’m pretty sure was an 11-day load that built up

Daddybear spent the afternoon gooning and humping this toy while thinking about your hole... #Dadbod #Verbal #Cum #Bigload #HumpDay

i am so out of practice and out of shape that even the simple yoga “happy baby” is a struggle 🙈🤪 📸= @purplebears.bsky.social

We’re calling it T’aint Tuesday.

And he wonders why I don’t find yoga “relaxing” 🥵

“Just uh being myself. uhh yeah… oh oh uh well this here? oh it’s just package, yeah. Just just uh just um my package. God delivered it. I signed for it. World keeps on spinning.”

i keep forgetting that i have stuff to upload. this pic is from a vid back uhhh… i don’t remember. i guess im lazy. pics are easy to snap and upload… bsky’s “processing time” is slow… and i got to edit cause of the 3 min limit. … yes, i am whining, i hear it. 🙈

The front of my briefs were stretching.

We always have the best time at The Werkshop! Thanks for including us in Raul’s birthday celebration!! 💜 @furrycelt.bsky.social @sevendoribear.bsky.social @technobaer.bsky.social

Peep.

Thick bear meat 🤤

couldn't keep it in anymore :p

Happy New Years Eve! I’ve got the fireworks ready

Come get breakfast

That Friday Feeling 💦

jesus christ I just kept pumping out cum 🥴🥴🥴🥴

💦

Bullseye. 🎯

Look what you did.

Good night 😈

Couldn't hold out any longer. I've been so horny and my body so sensitive lately 🥵