seriously considering getting a moustache tattooed down my index finger to quash the gen z allegations

the television industry is held together by a bunch of short tempered, highly strung, overachieving nerds and gaffer tape

TW: su*cide GP: you’ve been on venlafaxine for quite a while now, do you feel like it’s working for you? me: well i haven’t killed myself, so i guess so? GP: *uncomfortable silence*

figured it’s about time i updated my profile pic

Hello guys i really need some #mutualaid Please dont scroll past, your shares are appreciated

Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.

Influencers Are Being Paid $7K Per Post to Boost Pro-Israel Social Media Content truthout.org/articles/inf...

I've resisted the term "Ulsterification" cos it implies that NI's political culture is somehow un-British, rather than an entirely British weaponisation of Britishness, enabled and enacted by British interests. But the PSNI boomeranging back to London to round up protesters is really something.

Luxon says the abduction of New Zealand citizens by Israel is why they advise people not to travel to Gaza? We advise people not to travel by sea to Gaza because we expect them to be illegally abducted and detained at sea by our so called ‘friends’?

"Health Minister Simeon Brown called the strikes "deliberate politicking by our unions" Too Fucking Right e hoa THAT is exactly what unions are there to do, to make damned sure the political class gets its bloody laces tied together instead of kicking the working class Is he starting to GET it?

reading up on Colombia expelling Israeli diplomats and then looking at our own government like

The Commonwealth has signed a landmark economic partnership with First Nations leaders, committing $16.9 million through new policy reforms.

Jane Goodall: for International Day of Peace 2024: “And let us pray for the end of conflict, especially the genocide of the people of Gaza. And for those risking their lives to help the wounded and feed the hungry and care for the animals suffering as a result of human violence, cruelty and war.”

Toitū Te Tiriti distances itself from Te Pāti Māori over leadership and value issues, emphasising community-driven kaupapa and criticising centralisation of power.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Become ungovernable 😍

It says something when 467 citizens from 46 countries can be illegally taken into custody from International Waters and the worldwide media say nothing, absolutely nothing at all. Radio silence. And we all know why.

lmfao wtf was he thinking

Remember the Herald was founded in 1863 as Mouthpiece to Support Governor Grey and the NZ Land Wars into the Waikato Not much has changed since

so i’ve googled this and i’m still not sure i get it - what is coffee creamer? is it just flavoured milk? have north americans just been talking about milk this entire time?

how the heck is master chief an actual rank i thought that shit was made up for halo

can u claim ACC on a twerking injury?

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Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Trans people are people. Trans rights are human rights.

it’s the last day of te wiki o te reo māori! please enjoy this video of my smarty pants bilingual cat #kikorangi

idk why its so hard for so many people to understand - fuck around, find out.

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

My cartoon in today's www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3608... Erica Stanford & her ministry are axing Art History in Aotearoa for senior school students. This cartoonist wouldn't be the person I am without it. I thank all those who've come before me, who work now, and to future artists.

so proud of the turn out today. i also got to pat many dogs. great day all around.

Don’t worry guys he is treating us as a bottomfull ATM it’s all good you see

You know it's interesting how liberals will allow Palestinians to be bombed and tell us to support the parties enabling the bombing because its the "lesser evil" but as soon as it's a white fascist American gets shot it's "there is no justifying this" Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.

what the heck was going on in that house for half the community to be supporting a man who just disappeared into the bush for years with CHILDREN

Nau mai haere mai e te iwi ki ngā kohinga kōrero mo te Koroneihana tuatahi o Te Arikinui Kuini Nga wai hono i te po.

blasting Te Vaka as i pull up home so all my rich white neighbours know that a coconut lives in the neighbourhood

broooooooooooooooo honestlyyyyyyyy

Cis het men aren’t allowed to have friends but you are allowed to have several larger homies who would carry you on their shoulders and do your bidding because they recognize your superior intellect.

the brain just ain’t braining today, friends

dear god make me a moth I want to be invisible among dead leaves

before i die i’m gonna record a video listing off all of the people who have wronged me, detailing all of their crimes against me and leave instructions for it to play at my funeral and then also be linked to a qr code that will be engraved onto my tombstone

flew to melbourne today and i had to take my boots off at auckland airport security???

just got the staaaankiest up n down from an old pākehā lady who straight up did not hide her disgust when she clocked my malu my fault for existing while brown, i guess?

i am a 35 year old professional and i use emoji in emails and i will NEVER stop

my windscreen is covered in ice!? I am an aucklander this has never happened to me before.