I hope something tiny and unexpectedly good happens to you today.

Not to brag, but I can ruin a perfectly good day by thinking too hard.

Doing my best today, which may or may not be medium-level at best.

Sometimes I open my notes app like ‘what secrets have I left myself.’

Not watching Eurovision Song Contest next year.

Got coffee. No plan after that. Just vibes.

I dreamt that I was being chased through the city by someone in a car who wanted to run me over.

👇🏻♿📣🟣🟡🟢🔵👐🏼🧠🧑‍🦯👤

Nothing new… #SpotifyWrapped

Today’s goal: be gentle with myself and hope the universe meets me halfway.

people walking slow in front of me…

The gay & their top 3 albums of the year so far.

I love forgetting why I walked into a room. It’s like my own personal escape room.

My brain has two modes: hyperfocus or blank screensaver with the DVD logo bouncing.

It’s wild how 2020 was 5 minutes ago and also 30 years long.

Popular opinion People should not ask you questions when you’re on lunch

Just started Absentia on Netflix.

My biggest fears are snakes and someone watching me try to push a door that says pull.

Someone saying ‘can we talk?’ should be illegal.

Hello December!

I love people. I just don’t love being around them.

Rainbow Christmas Tree is set! 🥰

Just started watching Boots on Netflix.

Having a cup of tea and pretending that’s character development.

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 3️⃣6️⃣

I’v been waiting to evolve my 100% #Pikipek for so long! Now I have a #Toucannon evolved during #CommunityDay with Beak Blast! #Pokemon #PokemonGO

Countdown for Christmas. 🕯️

I can’t tell if I’m incredibly chill or deeply in denial.

It’s finally time!

I love when I’m minding my business and my brain goes ‘remember that embarrassing thing from 8 years ago?’

Being tired is my personality at this point.

Reminder: It’s okay if your progress looks like chaos. Chaos is still movement.

Why is choosing what to eat harder than filing taxes?

What if birds gossip about us like neighbors?

This is where I am mentally. What about you, chat?

I’m at that age where ‘going out’ means running errands.

The view from my balcony is so beautiful this evening!

It grows every day!

Most ‘life hacks’ are just regular habits.

The best meals come from chaotic, unplanned cooking.

Why does every day feel like both Monday and Friday?

That feeling when you open your messages, see the notification, and immediately close it again.

Combien a-t’il payé?

If I say ‘I’ll do it in a minute,’ please understand that minute is conceptual.

Let him rot

Another day, another ugh…

So where’s the files?

Why does my brain remember embarrassing moments from 12 years ago but not what I walked into the kitchen for?

I think my hobbies are just vibes at this point.