If you ever see me posting AI, you’ll know.

Just started another tv show about homicides and serial killers. ☺️

when he’s cute kind smart and hot >>>

Working seems to just be a series of ever-increasing challenges where I don’t act on intrusive thoughts.

you know what's super annoying? everything.

is it pronounced read receipt or read receipt

Why are straight men so LOUD

The only reason I know bluesky was down is bc you're all posting about it. sorry I was busy being disconnected from my phone (watching tv)

The charger is not charging…

English so goddamn stupid bc why do third, heard, word, and turd all rhyme

Sometimes I hide things from my colleagues at work just for fun.

Straight people are so exhausting jfc

I knew from a very early age that I would be antagonistically shitposting until I die

Raise your hand if this job market feels hopeless 🙋‍♂️

Unfollow that gay couple on instagram whose content annoys you. You’ll feel better. 🫶🏻

survived another 💩 Tuesday.

Today just needs to not.

Being versatile is a curse. the vers curse. What the fuck do I want rn

This is a cat checkpoint: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Survived Monday barely..

People still use twitter? In 2026? 🤣

This show feels kinda fake and staged…

Just woke up (5:30) and I have absolutely zero motivation to go to work today! I need your support team!

The urge to make an appointment for getting three new tattoos is strong today.

This new iOS pride wallpaper kinda slay! 🥰

Happy #IDAHOBIT everyone! 🌈

Original Spotify App icon is coming back next week! I can’t stand this green mirrorball!

This moght be my favourite song of the moment. open.spotify.com/track/6A331Y...

ngl I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow…

Berghain could wake me from the dead

2026 so far has been kinda bad in a challenging way.

Post an iconic movie image

QTP with your furry friend

Just started this docuseries.

I was literally thinking about this 2 minutes ago!!!

God followed jesus

Fuck #Eurovision 🇵🇸

Time to watch the latest episode of #DragRaceAllStars

Having some pasta for dinner. 🤤

Not watching the Eurovision Song Contest this year because of obvious reasons. 🇵🇸

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

small cut at the corner of the mouth

I love watching homicide tv series.

First #Flittle on #PokemonGO!

I’ll never forgive Gwen Stefani

Eww

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

nipples are the balls of the chest

It’s Friday. Be gentle with yourself.