MORTIS

Watch this. www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontli...

I am unemployed and unable to work due to a neck injury. I am also dealing with the legal system due to my abusive father who I have been living with. I am planning to move, but I have no money. Anything helps. 💜 CashApp and Venmo- ladyasterianox

Please help I am actually wheezing

Imagine how many "Whoa, I'm not touching THAT memory of a thing I did/condoned/allowed" swerves a body'd have to rack up before finally settling on THIS as the feasible first, best, winningest takeaway from THE FUCKING #EPSTEINFILES Mf'er was *slaloming* past rational notions to end up here

"I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics" was - and remains - widely considered to be categorically insufficient defense for subordinate officers and even non-combat, non-concentration-camp Nazi personnel (i.e. propagandist clerks and media staff), echoing as "I was just following orders".

The one and only personal take I will voice regarding today's #MarjorieTaylorGreene discourse is to share the following singular excerpt from the #Wikipedia entry regarding the #NurembergTrials post-WWII. I believe it highly relevant history to consider. Full link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurembe...

Friendly reminder that I'm adorable and also broke. 🖤 I'd prefer you support my work but obviously will gratefully accept tips or contributions to my GoFundMe. If you can't support, reposts are appreciated 🫶🏻

Hey, neighbors. If you can do so without difficulty, please consider helping a very good-hearted and deserving mutual acquaintance of mine to continue feeding herself and her children. I've given what small help I can, but they're still a few hundred shy of their goal. gofund.me/99dd1c13b

Even just the first six words will do, guys. To literally any degree.

Does anyone out there want to boobs this fine gentlehuman? I'm told charity is good for the, uh, the shoes, I think it was? Or one particular part of them anyway, I dunno, I wasn't much of a church...er ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢᵉˡᶠ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳ⁻ ˢʰʰ ᶦᵐ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᵘᵗᵁᴾ

@ladyasterianox.bsky.social is a dear friend who is currently in an unsafe living situation! She urgently needs to leave but needs assistance. Please consider helping! Her Venmo and cashapp are ladyasterianox. If you can't donate, please consider sharing/interacting! 💜❤️

*sighs* 😑 PTSD sucks, neighbors.

<Returning to post after safely returning a resident to bed from a 3am bathroom fall alongside Sec-1 (co-worker)> Me: *radio blip* Flood here; all's well with [apt no.] Sec-0: 10-4, thanks Me: *blip* We did lose [Sec-1] in the effort, though Sec-0: ... Sec-1: ...? #AdventuresInNightSecurity

Preorders are open for the 2026 calendar my friends and I made! If you’re looking for a vintage pinup vibe with some egirl flair, this is for you! There’s no nudity. telephonegirls.com

Felt deleted; might be cute later

I've found I can no longer find even casual humor in comedy where the punchline in any way hinges on "women are defensive/wary/frightened of men" It feels like it comes from a "read the room" kind of place, you know? Except "the room" in this case is *gestures at everything*

Storytime 🧵

This is who runs this account

...This has created a troubling conflict of interests

My favorite doctor and companion

What can be said? The man's got *range*

The best part of social media remains the deep friendships it enables us to make along the way

At the risk of being too vocal about my work... can we get some more $1 contributions to the community fund for the artists and writers of Curiouser & Curiouser Vol 2? We're within $100 of paying an exceptional artist the deposit for a cool cover. I'd love to get that to him before the weekend.

I saw other moots doing this so I decided I'd do it too!

Looking to talk to anyone who’s had experience with puberty blockers, just looking for some first person experiences thx 🩷

I love this lady. She's starting a series exposing who is helping to pay for alligator Alcatraz concentration camp.

It's so important to do our best to make ethical decisions with our spending money. We can't always control the damage corporations are causing, but when we can - we DO make a difference when we choose to stop supporting them. Money talks. Boycotts are effective. Anything helps 🙇🏻‍♀️

Before you DM me, just know that I look like this.

hey does anybody of or about boobs feel like sharing them this morning no especial reason, just home after 12 hours at work and feeling a tad grey around the encephalon, you know how it goes

I am fascinated by my inability to know how this name would be vocally pronounced If you know, tell me If you don't, pretend you do and tell me anyway in a voice note reply with a solid 115% daily value of audaciously unearned confidence please and thank you kindly

"Why don't we put on a comfort movie?" 🎥 My choice:

If you see this, quote post with your first ever anime

IT WAS NOT IN FACT FINE

This is probably fine

If you see this, post a sword

Now I may be as autistic as the carefully-patted-back-into-symmetrical-piles snow, but Even I feel like there must be about a billion more socially acceptable ways to first correspond with a stranger, yet strikingly few more awkward ones but hello @hellomisscass.bsky.social nice to meet you

back to the future is different than i remember it

They... don't, I guess Do they?

I heard they're planning one where all the investigative and courtroom actions are accomplished exclusively via chess puzzle metaphors

Pretty scary isn't it, NOT being the one who could suddenly change the "rules" at any moment for a purely arbitrary/emotional/neurotic reason and cause potentially irreparable lifelong harm to another. You're 🤏🏻*this* close to a real, genuine breakthrough of understanding and perspective, neighbor.

Oh, they are.

guys do you think it will help

danny trejo in movies he wasn’t in: thread

If you see this post a beach photo from your phone

Your everyday DM chats with your friends: "- haha love u bestie have a good day at work! - u too" Meanwhile, in mine:

Digital *backup* of information, I could at least understand some argument for... though I anticipate the immediate and obvious #cybersecurity rebuttal of "Congrats #DOGE idiots; you just rendered fourteen thousand 100% secure archived intelligence assets vulnerable to all modern #espionage"