Trying to wait until closer to my birthday to get this fresh cut but idk if my mental health can last that long tbh, like… make me pretty now or I’ll scream.

Idk how to really explain it but I feel like my life is like a video game I let my friend borrow for months and they overwritten my main save file and I finally got it back and I have no idea where I am in the main storyline 😂😂😂😂

R⭕️MANT❣️C

Just found out like 5 people I know are cool with Keke Palmer.

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We gotta get this nigga out of here.

The African American urge to save a plastic bag just to put it inside a bigger plastic bag full of other plastic bags. #HappyBlackHistoryMonth

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Me to me...🥰😅🤷🏽‍♂️

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16: depressed, listening to Nirvana 43: depressed, listening to Nirvana

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

I’d simply perish if I saw a sub like this about me

Sundays in LA 💙

Find me.

Yall why I just find out my apartment caught fire earlier today? 😭😭 I am GAGGING

(There’s a certain kind of hug I’d like to give but I fear that would be too crass to express here)

This is basically how I ended up not having any matching pajama pictures to post this year. (Colorized)

Merry Christmas to this post

Why so serious? 🃏

“Are you a top or bottom?” I am a problem. 😂

I only threw this party for you

June gloom in December.

therapy is slowly bringing back the bubbly side of me that i thought lost from being jaded for all these years.

Complaining about seeing sex and nudes on here is funny because one, the app literally blocks it for you once you log in and you have to go through your browser to remove the filter and two, you more than likely thirst followed that person in the first place so where does that go ?

I’m determined to do anything I put my mind to after panicking first, during and after.

Tops that can twerk have the best strokes— I will not be elaborating further, goodbye.

I wonder where the reincarnation of Whitney Houston is… ugh what a lucky person that is. She was everything.

Show me you in a hat 🧢

Live from the rave: I never need to attend another one unless I’m with my friends OR I’m littttt beyond belief

Out at this rave alone and I wanna vogue soooo baaaad… they wouldn’t understaaaaaanddd!!

Red wine got me feelin like I could suck a dent out of a Honda civic..

Oh you hungry? 🌚

Oh you wanna do what?? No baby… I’m finna eat a whole burrito.

Suspect has nothing left to give 🧍🏽

I just be doing shit, it is a foooool

Me: I’m just gonna take a short walk, blow off some steam *timeskip* Me: Wait how did I end up at a DIVE bar?

Literally this amazing Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!

The way she nailed both reactions 😂

Catching up on Abbott and the plot just appeared

*hits blunt* So if this is Bluesky, and the feed is called a skyline…do we call the blocklist a No Fly list?

Come to find OUT… everybody ate.

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*attempts the iconic Wicked note as soon as the movie ends*