People be SO negative then proceed to ask “why we don’t hang out”… you not about to talk my ear off. That gets old quick with me 😒

The spirit of gluttony is upon me tonight

Rideshare drivers need to start offering joints along with the lifesavers

The city is beautiful and alive today (I just hung out with my best friend, had a drink and felt the sun)

Ever have those days where you’ve talked so much you can’t wait to be quiet later 🫩

*hugs someone* “You smell good” I’ll send you my ring size

Getting stood up is still VERY humbling I fear 🙂

If you saw these already (no you didn’t 🙂‍↔️)

How to make iced coffee: Make normal, hot coffee. 👹🔥GetConsumedByTheHellsOfTheDay🔥👹 Remember you made coffee, add ice ✨

When all your friends are the funny friend >>>>

Just had a panic attack because my driver started forcing sports conversation on me 💀

They got me working working today wth 😭

Gets me to the gym every time unfortunately.

I wonder if the orgs have one long hit list for people they catch doing their dances. Like, you may not have gotten that ass beat in the moment, but trust you will be dealt with when they get to the ‘T’ section 💀

That uber ride quiet as hell when they taking you to the hood 😂

I’m so ready to clock out but the out is not ready to clock me

I love how everybody becomes a meteorologist the first 5 mins of the teams meeting

My baby wasn’t even 10. She wasn’t supposed to go out like this!

Thirst traps just make me want to go to the gym bc watch me squash this shit

I’m either hyper fixated on this app or I forget it exists. No in between

Liking men more than I liked my own damn self.

gonna keep blasting this till y'all finally like it 😂

A slightly different angle from the other socials, exclusively for the skyline

I just want to know what PSA did to her 😭

SZA… *deep breath*

You CANNOT tell momma/grandma everything smh

I’m definitely not a variety gamer, I love my action-adrenaline/fighting games (a lot were missing here)

The funniest thing about this is that you’d think her being in a wheel chair would lessen the hate I have for this *redacted* 😭

Mind you, I’m observing from the frontlines 🤭

Is this the unofficial holiday party weekend? Everybody outside tn it seems

Wazzled.

My new way to let my friends know I’m outside

Unliiimiteeeed

I’m overdue for a good movie night with my feet tucked in. I’ve been so on the go lately.

Right? Like let’s try not praying for a while and see what happens

People be like “I’m praying for you” the way life is going right now I’m like.. are yall praying for my downfall or?

You, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread 🤠

So tired of us going up for our own recipes being redistributed back to us 🧍🏽‍♂️

When people you haven’t told your business to are asking for updates..

Embarking on another self-hate journey (defining my abs again). Let’s see how we look by the end of December.

Hmm, fair.

Now that it’s actually cold, I need all of my cocktails with a little spice to em

Don’t step into this new era alone king ❤️

I was thinking this too, but then I was like “is that toxic to think that?”

Tbh, lying to an employer is not toxic at all lol. It’s survival.