The way I’m going to get my seamstress to make these pants

Cowboy Carter Outfit

That Creole Lady was worth every single red penny! I would do it all over again!

My nails for the Cowboy Cooter Tour & the Rodeo Chitlin Circuit! Peep the Bees! 👑🐝

Because that’s a Corcajun.

When I be telling yall to faint your way out of sticky situations this what I mean

Fainting spell when you are wrong>>>>>>

He said ‘this bitch fakin! Chile. Anyway, sooo’

The isms short circuited her brain…what?! 😆😆

Look at GOD

This has been FRYING me all morning 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me after doing any kind of work for 20 minutes

The way I’m just gonna cater my favorite food so I don’t have to be bothered.

Maybe once per week. Twice if I’m feeling fancy.

Girl I still be burning my roasted vegetables by mistake.

Watching Food Network and trial + error.

Ribeye, asparagus and macaroni & cheese. Simple, flavorful and delicious.

Cooking hands down. You mess up baking? I’m gonna think you’re a bit tarded.

Onions, shallots, garlic.

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I’m screaming and singing in ALL my Flo videos. So those won’t get posted!

Not my mom sending me this picture talking about “It’s always a good day to slay”? Okay girl!

I’m staying at the Aria when I go to Vegas. The opulence that that has!

Give me 100 episodes

Chaperone or whatever her name is… that makeup… She’s Ray Cist.

Everyone hates Giada de Laurentis but her show was my favorite on Food Network! She knows how to season properly!

Id go to a Beyonce concert just to document the crowd.

I got my Cowboy Cooter hat! The shades really helps to tell the story.

I found a cowboy hat for Cowboy Cooter! It has rhinestones too!

The Blacksummer’s Night album was a treasure!

I’m probably gonna be a local and go to the mall to see if I can pick up some cowboy/western pieces. I don’t shop at the mall for clothes. Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.

Immediately! And she needs to get 10,000 pinches every time she attempts to oscillate a vocal.

Ashley Darby singing is exactly what Project 2025 wanted for this country.

That’s absolutely a flawed sense of character.

Stop whacking me sister! I really be forgetting especially when it’s a busy day!

You say move a mountain and I’ll…

No it’s really crazy how one day I just knew the lyrics to Spaghetti out of nowhere. I wasn’t even trying anything close to learning it.

About to be hopping all over SoFi Stadium again tonight! I’m geeked!

Someone is about to buy the Gucci Bee brooch I was gonna buy for Cowboy Carter. Omg I need to restart my potatoes!

The way I’m gonna ask my deddy for $1500 for Cowboy Corter

Wendy saying “Clap if you ever wanted to k*ll somebody…” and everyone in the audience claps will ALWAYS be funny 😂😂😂

Lemme take my nap in preparation of tonight’s festivities! 🤠

So apparently caterpillars sting? Since when?

Circuit City. Best Buy is so mid.

go wash out your emotional support water bottles/ Stanley/ adult sippy cups. Hot water soap a little bleach and remove that rubber ring. NOW.

I’m still waiting on my Nordstrom to get the Miss Z Louboutin heels in stock. I need to try those shoes on so bad. The 41’s are always the first to sell out too, it’s crazy. When did everyone start wearing 41.

Okay I actually LOVE Camel’s verse on Boss. He was talking his good sh*t!