I'm gonna have to do this and get my alt stuff off Twitter and onto here. Sooo... I guess you could say "I'm coming! 🥴🫠🤤"

This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek

Good directors never put their actors down... they pick 'em up! (From the episode "The Beast with Five Noses"... premiering on September 5th) @sitmonkey.bsky.social @antact89.bsky.social

you may be Fuckable but are you Tolerable

Seeing these images of starving children barely holding onto life while my own two year old sleeps soundly in bed upstairs is devastating. These poor parents; these poor children. I would be going out of my mind. I would hold a grudge forever.

Why is Zohran so handsome? 😍😍😍

An Afghan man who worked as a translator for the U.S. military during the war was detained by ICE after showing up for a hearing inside of a federal courthouse in San Diego, his attorney says. He fears that if he returns to Afghanistan, he would be tortured or even killed, @nbcsandiego.com reports.

Just hangout out in the hot tub at Disney Port Orleans!

Trump showing that he does not consider bribery and corruption as crimes. ICYMI, some other examples: - $400 million plane - $20 billion $Trump coin crypto - Presidential packages and Secret Service rentals for Trump Resorts - Trump Heights in the Golan Heights thehill.com/homenews/adm...

You're not alone! He's a jerk and even if he's not, he doesn't deserve a good date. @postsecret.com

It's #FCF but I don't have an alt here yet! 😢

Picture it: Boy, Balloons, Burlesque. And then nonsense!

Sooo... Does India need to get ready for their equivalent of the Conclave?

Pop my Top!

As Jerome Powell quoted Ferris Bueller, you know that he along with all other educated experts, understood this lesson and listened in class. youtu.be/yuOHbyuanbY?...

guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from? i went to the pit for y'all and brought back the screenshots with alt text

Here's evidence of me being alive in Washington DC!

"Give the power to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1850s -- and the pro-segregation argument in the 1950s.

Do you think bribing government officials should be legal? gizmodo.com/sec-drops-ch...

Imagine hiring an advisor for your restaurant who fired all your cooks and says you'd save money if customers eat Lean Cuisines instead of what's on the menu (which you also redacted)? That's what #Trump #Elon #DOGE are doing right now.

If the Republicans want to get rid of "DEI hires" and continue firing POC, they should start with Justice Clarence Thomas but you know they actually love sexual harrassers and incompetence so he's safe. #justice

The balloons don't put up much resistance to conquering. You should try me 😉 youtu.be/3CtinpOXR5Y?...

If someone won’t resist or reject a terrible request when it’s relatively easy, they will not do so when it’s difficult.

It is something, that’s for sure… #Clusterfuck #Pretengineer #ConMan #Elon #Musk $TSLAQ

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960s in order to sell more bathrooms

I’m in Munich and people keep asking me to decode Vance’s speech. OK: In Vance English “free speech” means “Let Musk run your elections” and “democracy” means “let Russia run your elections.” Now move on. 2025 is about what Europeans do, not what Americans say.

Elon Musk paid less for the United States government than he did for Twitter. Remarkable how low the bidding was.

They need to organize press conferences with fired govt employees laying out what they were doing for the public that’s been taken away. It will also put a human face on this for the masses, who instinctively take the side of workers against bosses.

Delaware is for tax evasion

Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

Here are the names of the USAID staffers who were killed serving our country. afsa.org/sites/defaul...

First mention of "enshitification" in my political fundraising emails inbox, from VoteVets today:

lol I want to be demure and cutesy but the country keeps falling apart

The community note 🤌😘

Facebook has been crashing for me all day. It's a bit of a relief. It's like having an auto reminder telling me that I should get off and do other stuff. I need that in multiple ways 😉😁

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Uranus needs #GayBears #Otters and #Twinks too!

This week, Trump and Musk thought that the USA was able to get $50 million of condoms shipped into Gaza past the Israeli blockade on humanitarian aid. Turns out that both of them do not know how to read or look at a map.

If you're wondering, I still love trains! Choo Choo!

a not totally inaccurate way to conceive of Trump is that he’s a pagan god of conspicuous consumption for certain types of americans. someone who you can appease with power and blood sacrifices in exchange for earthly pleasures

I obtained US citizenship by being born here So did my children So did my parents

🚨unpopular opinion: Calibri s*cks ...and serif fonts are not so bad🫣 Serif fonts are often discouraged because their strokes can be distracting. But after all, good communication should be unambiguous and sans serif fonts can lead to chemical misunderstandings (see pic) 🔗 rdcu.be/d5n72 #SciComm