Go to any pharmacy, and you'll see: We live in a country that does more to protect sticks of deodorant than it does to protect children

Just lovely. youtu.be/78ostiAXcq8

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

it ain't getting fixed on here

Look at this otter enjoying his best life :)

He who runs the media runs the message, and the message is clear: He hasn't washed his hands after using the bathroom in, like, 27 years

Some big news on the Northern Valentine front: Two new albums slated for release in the Year of Our Lord 2026: "A Slight Purpose" and "Chroma." Details on release dates to follow. For updates, stay tuned to northernvalentine.bandcamp.com and www.northernvalentine.com #Bandcamp #ambient #dronemusic

Convert rage into strategy

Bear witness, however unbearable

Laugh at the abyss

a quick doodle about two frogs

i nominate the city of minneapolis for the next nobel peace prize

Alex Forever.

Their playbook. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argenti...

Block Boycott Bankrupt If you can't use bullets, at least make the money useless

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Please think of the homeless

"You have no conscience, and that's your weakness." - Columbo

Just noticed that the posting is not fixing anything

No such thing as clean money.

“Thanks, man. Where was I? Oh yeah, so it was December, and I just wanted to get out of the cold. I knocked on some random guy's door. I’m tellin’ ya, dude was out of his friggin' mind! He kept asking me a bunch of super weird questions and whining about some chick named Lenore."

Y'know, I've been "letting that sink in" for the last, like, ten years of social media posts, and I gotta tell ya, the ground is really saturated

TV media is like, wow, this violent militant force has shot at and hit people and nobody has been charged or even put on leave… it’s like the secret police state is just shooting people in America. Let’s hear from four people with elite privilege sit here and bloviate bullshit. First up, in favor of

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: In the 1979 sci-fi/horror classic, the Xenomorph is *not* "bad"--it's simply following its nature. The real enemy is--has always been--the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. (thismessagebroughttoyoubytheAdCouncilandthisstation)

what's the point?

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Safety and love for all the babies of the world.

They never die. They just go to sleep one day.

And the wrong words make you listen In this criminal world Remember it's true, a loyalty is valuable But our lives are valuable, too. - #DavidBowie

the internet was much better when you went looking for things, instead of things looking for you

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Wishing you a New Year

Check out my new band, "Critical Thinker" Instablock It's based on a lot of true stories

Happy and Safe Holidays to everyone. Love to you all. Keep your eyes on the horizon.

IDEA: Pyramid scheme in which you throw the schemers into the fucking cement pit and *then* build the pyramid on top of them

ACQUAINTANCE (at holiday party): Sooo, there's this band called Geese I've been lis-- ME: (puts drink on table, leaves room, gets into car, drives away)

The first person to abuse a system is the one who created it.

SEEKING: Just one day without any notifications