The new #VanderpumpRules cast will never reach this level of fashion and style 🤣 Also, has anyone checked on Scheana since the new show aired? She is not okay lol

☺️ #RHOSLC

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Salley is sooo desperately vying for Craig’s attention, whilst Craig is clearly pursuing Charley. I’m here for it bc Salley sucks. #SouthernCharm

“Dorian Gray? Is that like from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’?” Craig is so dumb… I can’t recall, but did this dude ever pass the bar? How was Paige with him for so long??? #SouthernCharm #SummerHouse

Erika’s unwarranted Hardee’s commercial “washing” her car was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen… and I’ve watched a homeschooled church boy aggressively make out with his wife at someone else’s wedding. #RHOBH 💎

How is Dorit throwing around Hermès blankets as birthday gifts? This woman is as broke as me. #RHOBH 💎

I have glam everywhere I go too, just like Lisa Barlow. She’s currently doing my lashes (pulling them out - she knows fashion). #RHOSLC ❄️

I’m almost positive Erika is a sociopath. #RHOBH 💎

Shep has become Thomas Ravenel. Life comes full circle, doll face. Watching Shep go after Charley is revolting - he looks like he could be her father. 🤮🤮🤮 #SouthernCharm

I can’t fully hate Craig when he’s out here quilting like my nana from Kentucky. 🙄 #SouthernCharm

every time I have to listen to a Bravolebrity reference ChatGPT an angel loses its wings

I miss Kathryn. 😞 #SouthernCharm

It’s really not cute watching all of these 50-year-old men partying with 20-something girls. What has this show become? Oh wait… that’s what this show has been since the beginning. #SouthernCharm

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

I’m not sure who I despise more at this point, the “ladies” of #RHOBH 💎or #RHOC 🍊

Dorit’s a f*cking grifter. #RHOBH

Sutton drove away her only ally and now she has no protection. I’m here for it bc she did this to herself. Justice for Garcelle. #RHOBH

This season’s RHOBH promo is wild

I’ve fallen down a Law & Order: SVU rabbit hole these past few weeks and this had me choking on my coffee lol

My husband, kids and I were watching Beauty and the Beast last night and I said he was the ax with the eyebrows. I then asked what I’d be. A book? Glasses? He paused and responded, “a vanity.” 😑😑😑

I don’t need caffeine today bc I almost just accidentally shared the profile pic of a girl I was fb stalking from my graduating class……………..

OH MY GOD!!! The core value of momtok is stupid tik tok dances. They’re acting like they’re running a women’s shelter. #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives

I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks. Meredith Marks and I are not the same. #RHOSLC ❄️

As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming. Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism. #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives

I’m enraged that Demi has forced me to take this man’s side. #SLOMW #VanderpumpVilla

Lana Del Rey seemingly flummoxed by the Whitney situation and wanting the ☕️ was 👩🏻‍🍳💋 #slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives

How could Demi possibly believe she deserves to be paid the most when I didn’t even realize she and Jessi were different people the entire first season? #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives

Why is everyone doing lie detector tests á la LVP 2019? They literally don’t prove anything lol #SLOMW #RHOC #RHOBH

“Did you guys kiss???” Are we 15? Oh wait… we’re in Utah. #slomw #SLOMW

I’m performing very important scientific research. I’m annoyed that bluesky doesn’t have a poll option, so just respond with the emoji connected to the man child. Who is the worst #SLOMW husband/partner: Conner 🌽 Dakota 🤡 Jordan 🐀 Zac 🪳 Bret 🪱 Jacob 🧋 Jace 🍭

My feed centers around all things #Bravo and I’m obviously an art curator. #rhoc #rhoslc #rhop #wifeswap #rhobh #rhoa #rhom #slomw

I'm now at the part of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein where the creature, like many young men, has decided, "A girlfriend will fix my identity crisis"

Oh my god oh my god. The Church of Satan has entered the chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOSLC ❄️

My cat sits on the baby monitor in the morning bc she thinks I won’t know the baby is crying that way. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Mornings used to be “our time.”

Throw all of these men in the trash #SLOMW

Demi “avoiding the cameras” #slomw

The intro to #SLOMW is always straight up 🔥

#SLOMW Explaining to my daughter that Demi’s husband was married to Angie H from #RHOSLC… Daughter: Who? Me: Angie Harrington Daughter: Who’s that? Me: Her trollish husband had that Finsta account to harass the cast Daughter: OH YEAHHHHH! Imagine being remembered for how gross your husband is.

I guess I could become at least a “friend of” on #RHOSLC based on how many times my baby and toddler have already farted on me this morning. 🥰

I’ve never been so wrong!!! How are these women giving Gretchen grace for being a lying, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted POS and looking at Katie in disgust (racism)? I’m honestly repulsed. I might stop watching altogether after this season. 🤮 #RHOC 🍊

LOL - I love Katie! #RHOSLC #RHOC

This is complete and utter speculation (so don’t come at me for libel, Meredith), but I’m wondering if she mixed ambien and alcohol. I’ve done it before and I 1000% DO NOT RECOMMEND. I acted like an insane person. #RHOSLC ❄️

I wonder if he’d, all of a sudden, “commit” to Britani if she became a fulltime cast member instead of just a friend of… #RHOSLC ❄️

I’ve never wanted to cyber bully anyone as much as this man in my entire life. Can anyone find his number so I can prank call him? Thanks. (It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options) #RHOSLC ❄️

As frustrated as I’ve been with Lisa this season (and last), it’s heartbreaking to see the dissolution of her marriage with John in real time. 😞 #RHOSLC ❄️

Jenn Screaming at Katie “HOW DARE YOU” after Katie called out Jenn’s bigoted / racist video Jenn posted??? So Katie calling out Jenn + Gretchen’s racist post is the problem and not that y’all posted racist content?!?! #RHOC

Maybe someday someone will love me enough to fart whilst making out. 😩 I’ve never known a love like that. #RHOSLC ❄️

The conversation between Whitney and Bronwyn was so refreshing and more genuine than the last 10 seasons of #RHOBH 💎 combined. #RHOSLC ❄️

Maybe #WifeSwap shouldn't be on your to do list, Emily. #RHOC