I want to put a muzzle on Muzzy. #rhoslc ❄️ If you thought Mama Joyce was bad on #rhoa 🍑…

AND now she’s LIVING OFF OF Bronwyn and her husband. 🤯🤯🤯 The entitlement- no, the audacity- no, the narcissism- is astounding. #rhoslc ❄️

Archie, to the psychic, “Tell her to stop trying to kill me with her car.” #rhoc 🍊

DOG PSYCHIC??? Is this #rhoc or is this 30 Rock? I’m dying!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

She keeps declaring she’s quitting, but never follows through. Don’t threaten me with a good time! #rhoc 🍊

I learn so much from Ms. Rachel.

Being a parent is basically just being farted on all day.

Yes, I currently stay home with my children. No, I’m not the “makes sourdough bread at 5am” kind of SAHM. I’m the “my toddler ate a chicken nugget he found under the couch from God knows when” kind of SAHM.

I’m trying really hard not to judge Emily as a mom…but… Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲 #rhoc 🍊

I can’t believe Jesus Jugs and Johnny J actually went through with it! I thought their entire relationship was just to get under Shannon’s skin. Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄 #rhoc 🍊

I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius. #rhoslc ❄️

“Why are you making being Greek your entire identity?” Angie’s daughter speaks for all of reddit. 🤣🤣🤣 #rhoslc ❄️

Tamra started this all by coming after Gretchers for Bass Lake and then Gretchers came after Tamra for cheating with Eddie… this is 12 years in the making! #rhoc

CAN WE PLEASE LET GO OF BASS LAKE?????? #rhoc

Why does #peacock keep throwing #wwhl right after the latest housewives episodes? It’s driving me mad! #rhoslc #rhoc #rhom

Oh, is Angie Greek? I would have never known! #RHOSLC

My mom took tylonel pm while pregnant with me, so I’m only autistic at night.

People on social media want a cookie for having a natural birth (no epidural). I had an all-natural c-section!!! Sanctimommies are the absolute worst. 🙄

There aren’t enough makeover montages in movies, á la Miss Congeniality, nowadays. I feel a lot of our country’s problems could be solved with a simple montage… But, just like in high school, I’m being ignored in favor of someone with a bad orange spray tan.

Facebook reels: “Signs you have Austism or ADHD…” *proceeds to list quirks common of most people*

I should’ve gotten my wedding dress from SHEIN.

Are you wearing the- The 2025 Target sale kitten heel slingbacks with toe knuckle details? Yes I am. #RHOC

I still have all of my Naked eyeshadow palettes from like 10 years ago and I’m sure they’re a cesspool of bacteria. I’ll still use them though. Don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me.

Can we stop giving Gina’s abusive, POS ex-husband a platform? Thanks. ✌️ #RHOC 🍊

Everyone deserves a husband like Matt 🥰 #RHOC 🍊

Anytime there’s a pile on or gang up planned by a cast, it backfires tremendously. #RHOC Recent examples: final season of #VanderpumpRules w/ Ariana, #TheValley w/ Danny and Nia It’s a bad look. I’ve LOVED Jenn & this episode made me reconsider. I’ve BEEN done with Tamrat, Emily, Gina & Shannon

Katie about Slade - “Why does he wanna be a housewife? Maybe cause he’s unemployed. His job is to be Gretchen’s BITCH” Can’t believe they’re kicking Katie off the show when she’s giving the ONLY content of the season!! #RHOC

Dripping iced coffee on your four-month-old is character building. Not, as the barista said, “bad parenting.”

“The fake birkin bags and cubic zirconia rings will not absolve you from the evilness of your soul,” is the quote from Adriana that I never knew I needed. #RHOM

Also, you reading my journal growing up: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. @blakesberry.bsky.social

The summer before I left for college, @blakesberry.bsky.social and I watched Bridesmaids every single day.

I despise how people need to create gofundme’s to pay for funerals, medical bills, and basic necessities. Don't wanna be an American idiot One nation controlled by the media Information age of hysteria It's calling out to idiot America

Why are bangs used to convey the passage of time in shows/movies?

I miss Dr. Nicole so much! 😭😭😭 #RHOM

Technically, alcohol is classified as a drug so… #RHOC 🍊

To quote the morally corrupt Kelly Dodd: no wonder her daughter doesn’t talk to her. #rhoc 🍊

No new pictures, where are you mentally? #RHOC

Live. Laugh. Lenny. #RHOM

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I wouldn’t talk about having a Birkin this much, even if i had one. And this is coming from someone who couldn’t even afford a knockoff one! I just started this season of #rhom and Stephanie is already exhausting me.

And her competitors are LARSA AND ALEXIA!!! Julia seriously did a 180 this season. Something’s always been off with her though. #rhom

My toddler, with a cold, wiping snot on everyone:

TAMRA IS A BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #rhoc

🍊🍊 Tamra, not sloshed, at the NOLA dinner #RHOC

I’m unsure why I thought a jolly rancher would work in place of a cough drop… #pumprules #thevalley #vanderpumprules

🍊🍊 “Do you want to be friends with someone who commits a crime?” -Shannon Beador Also: #RHOC

28 Days Later

THANK YOU! Also, you’d think Emily would be more irate with Tamra considering her entire storyline last season was Heather putting her in some jeans. #rhoc

I dread #rhoc every week because Tamra and Emily are so vile.