Blonde Ira with Bianca Del Rio.

My GOD Pippa is an asshole #tellmelies

Literally the most unhinged #mafsau dinner party in history. The editors are having a field day.

Why do I watch this show? I want to fucking rage on 99% of the cast. #mafsau

Karen Wheeler? On SVU?! And brunette?!?

I was at my local shop tonight buying a bottle of wine (because of course) where I met 2 year old George. We shook hands. I got in my car and started sobbing. I’ve read so much about Epstein and associates abusing children lately, I just can’t fathom how anyone could actually do it.

I hope Bre and Nick Cannon NEVER break up…

Kevin McCloud from Grand Designs was literally across the road from my work about two hours ago and I don’t know how to act!!!!

I appreciate Ryan Murphy using his latest series to sledge Mark Wahlberg.

Love Story: JFK and Carolyn makes me want to speak in a mid-Atlantic accent, smoke a pack of cigs and wear loafers.

And this isn’t to defend Lucinda at all but Harrison is an absolute hypocrite. #loveislandallstars

Absolutely need Harrison to shut the FUCK UP when he’s talking about Lucinda. We remember what you did last season you bellend. #loveislandallstars

How these women aren’t climbing Whitner LIKE A TREE #southerncharm

Roses are red. Violets are tender.

The way Craig lit up when he found out Austen broke up with Audrey. He’s so fucking weird. #southerncharm

This woman should represent Australia at the Winter Olympics because the way she pivoted from good guy to villain in the space of one episode #mafsau

Ahhhhh so Mel is NUTS #mafsau

“I was at the Playboy mansion every weekend” Girl NOT A FLEX #mafsau

Oh Johnny and Kerry were freakin adorbs. Glad we get to remember them! #mafsau

I’ve stated #mafsau. And holy shit Gia is the villain of my dreams.

The cunt montage 🤣 #rhobh

Amanda is 100% a cult leader #rhobh

“a signed copy of your self published book….i’m thrilled” Erika is killing me with these asides. #rhobh

Erika revealing on the show she’s dating her MAGA man the same month she’s going to be pussy popping for the queer community at Sydney’s Mardi Gras… #rhobh

The nights are starting to get chilly again…and I’m delighted

Belle’s victim complex is actually pissing me right off #loveisland

“You’ve done the same as me, which no I haven’t because I wasn’t your friend” Does Belle think that makes her look…better? #loveisland

Another grim bastard set to take over the Libs. Joy oh joy. #auspol

BREE WHAT THE FUCK #tellmelies

I love ice skating commentary “oh no he had a twizzle problem!” #olympics

This bunch of fuckers just YAPPED during the halftime show.

They’ve got an anti-establishment band opening. A lesbian singing an iconic patriotic song. And a Latina doing the half time show. The really said “fuck MAGA.” #superbowl

“Dittmeyer…do it and die”

Category is: satirical comedies that still slap

Is Amanda comparing her grift to Boz’s career with the “talking about entrepreneurship” ?!? #rhobh

Oh god Mauricio is back #rhobh

Fucking Kyle and Amanda making me side with Dorit. #rhobh

“You disagree, you sit, you speak” Amanda that would be the most BORING FUCKING SHOW IN EXISTENCE. Where do you think you are? #rhobh

As soon as things get sticky, Kyle bails on her friends. She’s so whackkkkkk. #rhobh

I’ve said it before but holy shit Kyle’s lips this season #rhobh

Same girl. Same.

Adrienne. Girl.

“Millie Woodworth” Millie ma darlin please get a grip #loveisland

Curtis you’ve been here three times?! How are you crying?! #loveisland

I need Ponies renewed immediately.

I can’t explain it but Barry Keoghan looks like an Irish Olympic gymnast right now.

Oh Violet. Go on girl. #bridgerton

The colours 😍 #bridgerton

Brill.

Ok phew Jesus I was SOBBING #bridgerton Their relationship is truly my favourite in the holy show.