there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything

Every time Connor Storrie’s ass appears in screen #heatedrivalry

THE SEXY GAY HOCKEY SHOW IS ON HBO MAX IN AUSTRALIA

“But you had his number” So what the hell does that have to do with anything Ashley?!? #rhop

Why is K crying? She hates Stacey so she can’t be mad that Stacey hates her?! #rhop

K is exhausting omg #rhop

“When Charisse was on the phone with him” “Chhhhaarrrrisssseeee?!” #rhop

Know she’s a “friend of” but I want to hang this in the Housewives Confessional Look Hall of Fame. #rhop

“Wendy got the budget honey” Make. It. Stop. #rhop

“I am enjoying your money!!!” I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE HELPPPPPP #rhop

K’s mum does not fuck with Greg. #rhop

Wow ya’ll weren’t kidding about K’s brother. #rhop

Ashley giving train conductor in a Wes Anderson film. #rhop

We need a Michael Darby trigger warning #rhop

Gizelle saying she doesn’t trust Stacey around husbands and kids (also wtf why kids) but aren’t we gunna see Mauricio later this season? Stacey has about as much to do with Monique as Gizzy does with Kyle so… #rhop

K is so weird this season. Why is she so heated all the time??? #rhop

First day of summer in Australia

“You’re a pop star…what do you know about monsters?” IMPECCABLE WRITING #strangerthings

I’m VERY gay for Nancy and Robin in season 5… #strangerthings

The kid they got to play Holly Wheeler is such a delight #strangerthings

Me: I’m not competitive Also me: reviewing all the traffic figures company wide to see how we placed WE HAD SECOND HIGHEST INCREASE

Thank FUCK

Side note, we had to work together all weekend. Retail marketing is such a joy.

Crush update: he was weirdly friendly with a girl who I can only assume is in her 20s…he’s like 43. So the ick has set in.

This weekend’s charge: Pepper, who permanently looks like she’s having an existential crisis even though she’s having a great time

now why did they play a Jaws sound effect when Cookie walked in…. 😭 #RHOP

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Lady Gaga Dolly Parton Cher Fleetwood Mac Foo Fighters

The preview for next week’s #rhoslc. Whitney calling Meredith an alchie and a pill popper in that stupid fucking wig.

“We had to physically carry Britani to customs” #rhoslc

While we’re on the subject, can we please get Crazy Rich Asians 2 now that Wicked is done. #rhoslc

“What happened at the end of Crazy Rich Asians” “I don’t remember” To be fair, Meredith is permanently in that K hole 😂 #rhoslc

So Brett drinks Demi’s piss. Did not think that’s what fruity pebbles was gunna be but here we are. #slomw

The #RHOP women: Stacey lied AGAIN Me:

Oh this fucking catfish storyline. Angel leave the horse alone IT’S DEAD #rhop

Sabrina Carpenter arrested Miss Piggy at her last Short n Sweet tour stop.

Not the only one googling felching.

The internet is a wild place. Found out Osama Bin Laden was killed from a Lil Jon tweet and found out what felching is due to RFK Jr writing kinky poems about it.

I need to discuss how hot Minka Kelly is in Champagne Problems.

Stretch class so good I feel like I need a cigarette

Kim K has an elephant skin Birkin?! Is she fucking deranged?!

Pupdate: crumpet does not like thunder

When people talk about cricket

The US is going to ban cannabis?! ARE THEY FUCKING INSANE?! It shifted almost every part of the legal system. And healthcare. Australia is so fucking behind and I have been screaming about this for ten fucking years. But sure, travel back in time?!?!

I don’t need any more interpretations of Pride and Prejudice. I have BBC Colin Firth and Fire Island.

When your period arrives and you’re like “oh ok cool that explains the intense feelings of self loathing and dread”

The Percy Jackson movies slapped. We need more fun movies about the Gods.

Gabby is TERRIBLE #loveislandau

Why men deserve less summed up in one image #loveislandau

These girls making me feel bad for men?! FOR MEN?! #loveislandau

Gabby is…unhinged #loveislandau