Are we a bad audience? Why do they punish us with Julia singing?? #rhom

God Larsa is a twat #rhom

House of Guinness is like Dynasty meets Peaky Blinders. And I’m really fucking here for it.

Me sabotaging the first relationship with a cute, decent person I’ve liked in a long time…

I’m dealing with a toxic twat at work and finding it hard not to go all scorched earth.

It appears Zack and Lala have beef. Which will no doubt produce some absolutely ridiculous fights on season 3 and honestly here for it. #thevalley

I am at the gym and I just keep thinking about “gout dick” and cackling to myself.

Bronwyn had me clutching my pearls a few times during that fight. Holy shit. #rhoslc

Lisa Barlow is truly a Batman villain 😂 #rhoslc

I’ve avoided speaking about Charlie Kirk. But I’ve just seen the video of his wife walking out at his funeral…with fireworks going off?! That is some of the most batshit insanity I’ve seen in a long time.

The swifties have a new conspiracy on the old Tiky Tok

Also crying because Amber Riley deserves the entire world.

Just for an update I’m currently sobbing over the Glee episode where Mercedes sings ‘Beautiful’

My current state of PMS:

I am genuinely fearful for all of you American pals. Shit is already so cooked and it just keeps getting MORE cooked.

Gunna keep this as wee. #wwe

Christ Lesner is a unit #wee #wrestlepalooza

FUCKING CRONULLA?!? Really?!!!)? #nrl

Oh SUCK MY CLIT YOU PEASANTS #nrl

This is perfection. Disney found dead.

This is perfection. Disney found dead.

Every time Julia appears on screen #rhom

Co-star out here trying to get me to catch a charge?

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

Why was there no fanfare for #GenV?! That is some solid gold, ultra violent lunacy that I’ve waited two fucking years for?!

Brittani is nuts 😂 #rhoslc

Heather is always fucking wrong #rhoslc

Chef Jeremiah who is not with Belly is SEXY AS FUCK #tsitp

“I brought some camcorders for us” What?? You have a phone you twit! #rhoslc

Brittani is an absolute dimwit so it tracks Lisa would recruit #rhoslc

“Brittani don’t say anything mean about her business especially…don’t kick a one legged dog when they’re down” Heather what the fuck?! #rhoslc

The cut to the empty confessional with the crickets in the background. The editors are killing it 15 minutes into episode 1. #rhoslc

“What do you for work Brittani? Sucking dick??” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha Whitneyyyyyyy #rhoslc

Angie and Mary driving up to Beauty Lab and Laser in the RV. I love the fucking shit out of this show. #rhoslc

Our bird feeder ran empty while we were away for the weekend and I came back to it’s camera roll full of disappointed looking birds

Manifesting big hot girl energy today for my flight test. I’ll try flashing some cleave to see if that helps.

What happened to the Funky Bunch?

So camp.

Roman Reigns really is the best looking man in entertainment. Like how are you hotter than Jason Momoa?!

I appreciate that the Rock decided to dress like a cross breed of Wayne Newton and a Reba cover artist for his looks in WWE.

LFG RAIDERS #nrl #wearecanberra #weareraiders

Thank god Dakota is free from that pencil looking demon

Harry Jowsey is like herpes. Just popping up everywhere. WHY IS HE HERE?! #thewrongparis

“It’s just too big…even after three kids” Wow. Ok. Wow. #rholdn

Ok well now all the Republicans are moving on because it was a white kid, where are those pesky Epstein files?

One of my bosses called me a digital marketing genius and I’ve been walking around like an absolute dickhead ever since

Julia massaging these women’s feet. #rhom

Have Larsa’s boobs gotten bigger?? #rhom

Did someone challenge Julia to do whacky hairstyles?! What’s happening?! #rhom