Small birthday present for myself. Not much but necessary as my kindle has zero volume on it.

Well I wonder what Mel Brooks and I are going to do on our birthdays today.

You know what I want? A High Fidelity type TV series set in a video store at their beginning run by a lovable group of movie loving misfits.

Hear me out: A gender swapped Rocky 4 but the Russian woman wins. And after her victory, the two women reconciling become friends after learning they'd been manipulated to hate each other for no real reason except greed.

10 years ago #OTD

If you don’t like comic book/superhero movies, fine, they’re not to your taste, no worries. But if you proudly present your disdain as a sign of virtue, an indication of what refined cinematic taste you have, well, then you annoy the fuck out of me.

You know, Danger Island is really just a G rated Cannibal Holocaust TV show.

It's cute that Dolly Parton threw a little shade at Bucees but anyone hoping for a turf war will be disappointed because Bucees sells Dolly merch as well. Just not as much as the mascot. But wouldn't it be cool if they started selling stuffed Bucees beavers with a blond wig and Dolly sized boobs?

My Dad and Bruce Campbell share the same birthday. And both have been known to use chainsaws and boomsticks.

My favorite movie Dad. Last Crusade is still, IMHO a perfect Father's Day film. #cinema

Good grief Tennessee has an absolutely necrophila level of lust for charlie kirk. I'm half expecting the state senate to rename Davidson County as charlie kirk county at this point.

Superman and Spider-Man by @skottieyoung.bsky.social

Done deal my ass. Impeach.

Tennessee devoting a portion of Vietnam Veterans Boulevard to charlie kirk is a new low for this rotten backward ass state.

Sometimes I regret not having more of a social life, but then I remember the 2 or 3 times I went into a bar or a club and how being there made me want to eat a shotgun.

I have no idea why people drink energy drinks. Just eat a bag of sugar and food coloring simultaneously

1961: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. 2026: Let the oil flow!!!!!

My dog Spike's best bud, Handsome Boy patiently awaiting his breakfast.

I’m sorry, but Donald Trump’s name should be prominently displayed. On a list of registered sex offenders.

When I pass away, everyone's invited to my funeral. Because I have no will. Everyone gets a bunch of medieval weapons and the last person standing gets all my money and possessions.

No human being should own a trillion dollars.

People are cheering as they’re removing the mark of the beast from the Kennedy Center.

My boy, so proud of his latest accomplishment: Scaring off a turkey vulture.

Poor Marsha Blackburn. Looks like cheeto hitler didn't think her boot licking was up to standard.

There's something more than a little insulting about being on hold and hearing the songs "Hold the line" and "Hold On" playing while you wait.

Hello. My name is Iguana Monitorya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

He's done nothing for the people since getting into office that isn't for his own ego or benefit. And when his bullshit was called out, he ran away just like he did when he heard the word Vietnam.

Do people really hate talking on the phone that much?

Watching Godzilla (1954) and I sometimes wonder what it would have been like if Godzilla was stop motion and the original King Kong was a man in a suit.

82 years ago, America's best and bravest men stormed the beaches of Normandy and began a great campaign to liberate the world from the greatest evil ever to exist. Their sacrifice and suffering must be told, retold, and taught to every new generation so that this evil never walks this world again.

You know what we need? A National Month of Sleep. Where everyone rests for at least 10 hours minimum.

My boy Spike and his best friend Max.

The fact that Weird Al Yankovic hasn't done a song parody called Raspberry Bidet is a crying shame.

The Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital in Knoxville has unveiled a new lounge that features a kitchenette, showers, sleep pods, workspaces and washer and drier facilities for waiting families of children in intensive care: www.wate.com/news/knox-co...

I just want to live to see the day that orange skunk fucking toad isn't on social media anymore.

June is officially fuck andy ogles month

If an attitude was carcinogenic bro culture fits the bill perfectly

A little positivity. My aunt recently gave me this. It belonged to my grandfather who, I only recently found out, worked for the TVA for 30 years. He passed away while I was taking finals in high school, so I couldn't attend his funeral. I always loved and respected him. RIP Grandpa.

youtu.be/NisBq02HbkQ?... Last one I promise. The opening act of Freedom 250 has been confirmed.

Are Spider Noir and Black Noir the same person?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to tell you, because you didn't behave yourselves, the Honkytonk Man won't sing or appear at Freedom 250.

After careful consideration and under advice from Warner Brothers, I have decided not to attend Freedom 250. Bugs Bunny

This just in: Cold Slither had pulled out of the Freedom 250 celebration.

I don't want to alarm anyone, but Carrot Top, Ron Jeremy, Bill Burr, Gene Simmons and Bill Maher have pulled out of the 250 Freedom Show.

Maybe I'm old fashioned or just old, but to this day, I've never streamed anything via my TV. I still don't have Netflix, just a ton of dvds and Blu-rays I don't have as much time to watch as I would like. Still on my physical media bullshit after all these years.

Sharon and Jack Osborne are fucking despicable for trying to profit off of Ozzy's corpse using AI. How much money do either of them need?

Happiest of Birthdays to our dear dear friend and famed film critic extraordinaire: Drew Augustus Beauregard Montgomery Agincourt Hasenfus McWeeny The Third. You rule sir. Happy birthday @drewmcweeny.com

Today we honor the brave men who gave their lives fighting against everything Donald Trump stands for and believes in.