On the one hand, we already tried this once and everyone went insane and a bunch more kids got run over on their way to school. On the other hand, learning from the past is for losers.

The shitshow continues

My nine’ll seem like it’s a time machine

New Gangrene with AH Mayhem Rome Ab Soul and Boldy. Nice.

Today is always the right day to tell someone you love them

Why would I buy an AI device for my home that I don't want, when every device already has AI that I don't want

Weird that the World Cup lets one team get an extra day off before the final

Remains one of the craziest things I’ve ever read. eBay, that’s right the company eBay, was terrorizing these people, sending live spiders, cockroaches, a funeral wreath, a bloody pig mask to their home, posting their address online inviting strangers to sex parties. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/13/t...

They can always kill themselves to hit the murder quota.

I'd rate it as unlikely but would be interesting if LeBron announces his next team while podcasting live with Haliburton considering they're sure to become instant rivals

I’m still not over the first one

Trump about to erroneously declare Ossof and Warnock stole their elections and are illegitimate senators?

'Pardon lobbyists' you mean outright corruption? Boosie is not the story here

Ehhhhhh

Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense

Sam Neil truthers know Dead Calm is where it's at

Lindsey Graham finding out the worst part of hell is having to listen to Charlie Kirk yap

I had to pause after the first 7 words

*longingly stares at the unopened 'He's Dead' champagne bottle*

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Ummmm

Revisiting this. Guy was healthy enough to give a speech against Russia one day in Kyiv and dies suddenly the next day from an ‘illness’.

Just FYI Kars 4 Kids now accepts real estate donations

I ain't saying anything about sympathy. He was a piece of shit. Just saying don't use his death to make bad jokes about being gay

Damn he was in Kyiv yesterday giving a speech. Did Russia tap him out?

Conor McGregor returned to UFC and blew out his ACL last night. This keeps up, I might get religious.

It’s already a great day but it can always get even better

Read a review of the new Jack White album that basically critiqued it for sounding just like his last album. Guess it’s good I didn’t hear that one…I’m digging it.

Gary Trent signed for what now

These days whenever I encounter an outrageous opinion, the odds are pretty good that it isn’t even a real person. And even if it is a real person, moving along as if they don’t exist is a pretty good approach. The rare tactic when being wrong is just as good as being correct.

5 am bonus morning run today for the culture

Marking myself safe from ‘Musicians’ AI-ing themselves into their own Tiny Desk Concerts

Young bloods can’t spell but they could rock you in PlayStation

Gilligan working with insane budgets on Pluribus…on Breaking Bad, they couldn’t afford to hire a chemistry consultant

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They're saying Bam hit Herro so hard that he believes in dinosaurs now

If a woman tells a lame dude he has a 1 in 10,000 chance he’ll just decide to approach 10,000 women instead of working on unlaming himself and improving his odds. Unlaming oneself takes thoughtful effort and self-reflection, approaching 10,000 women takes mindless effort, easy call for a loser.

Locked in an armed conflict with my muscles ligaments and tendons

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

‘How about you climb down outta my ass?’ is an all-timer line

*Starts dieting* *Gets bombarded with giant Chipwich content*

Just saw 20 kids playing pickup basketball on a public court in the year 2026…brings a tear to the eye

The only true expression of gratitude is to go and do something that someone else will be grateful for

Melting a king's statue down and making bullets out of it and firing them at the king's soldiers...we used to be a country

The sculpture, by an artist named Laura Friedman, is made of foam, wood, and paper. Aka an elaborate piñata. The real sculpture was gilded lead - which the rebels melted down to cast bullets to use against the king’s troops. Now that’s hardcore.