Remember to hydrate

Italian with the pork, with regalia on the fork

They denigrate the tether, I venerate the leper

As long as I can chew I’ma eat

Really rooting for everyone who deserves it and even those where it’s 50/50 lol

Still thinking about the friend of a friend of a friend I met last week who is the guy known for ‘Always being absolutely hammered from Rosé’ and what a distinguishing characteristic that is 😂

Really don’t know how the hell I found my wife, doesn’t even make sense

sacco & vanzetti - kill your own snakes rap lifers who go extremely hard every single time and combine firey political takes with satisfying rap pyrotechnics

list season is coming to a close so i figured i'd make another list in this thread i'll link to a bunch of records i really dug that didn't make it onto enough people's radars

Just randomly taking pictures and capture a couple getting engaged, pretty dope

Taking a little stroll

Good morning! m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0No...

Smithfield’s chicken fingers are 22 lbs each

If you had asked me I would have very very sarcastically guessed Nickelback

Executions should be banned but the day before they’re banned, Trump should get the chair

I love hitting a gym on the road, always find something dope

His analogy is that public health has built a temple, an Acropolis, but that will be destroyed. "You don't try to go back and put a scaffold around the Acropolis to fix it. You build the Sistine Chapel. So my advice is detachment from from Legacy organizations that are going to be destroyed."

Yooooooo, they putting out this 60 Minutes piece like it’s a Clue mixtape

Telling my grandkids about the Winter Warz of ‘96

Mondays offer the rare opportunity to set the tone for the week and this is precisely how it’s done

An entirely empty gym except us with 1000 empty machines and you have to choose the treadmill next to me? #TreadmillFartDiaries

Damn Ziggy Sobotka died

Americans & Europeans needlessly exposing African babies to preventable diseases just to see if they can find something that would justify their preexisting antivaccine beliefs is not only unscientific and actually anti-science, it is very much reminiscent of colonialist, racist human rights abuses

For the team

Decision time

Nobody getting over it’s all relative

Mmmmm

#2 with a bullet Nice to get some love for what will likely end up being the most fucked up song I’ll ever write

'It seem we've accidentally released the EINSTEIN files'

Current mentality theshah.bandcamp.com/track/w-i-t

It’s not ‘overpacking’ it’s being prepared

Happy Mail It In At Work And Lying That People Are Not Getting Back To You, You Know How It Is This Time Of Year Day to all who celebrate

I wrote about Prince's "Another Lonely Christmas" for Spin's Deep Cut Friday column: www.spin.com/2025/12/deep...

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

rise and grind

If you're doing last second Christmas shopping and want to get me a little something, you could always drive to the White House and redacted

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

Finally

If the Knicks don't make it to the NBA finals this year they should be relegated