Jokic Wemby playoff matchup would be nuts

Not enough people are aware that having their speakerphone on full blast while they’re parked in a parking lot means everyone parked within 30 feet can hear every word

So many of the worst blue resister grifters are always saying ‘he’s almost dead, it’s happening right now’ that I’m going to need quadruple confirmation when that sweet day inevitably arrives

Just saw the name Krassenstein for the first time in years and winced

Check it again in a year

If you’re white don’t you say a word, we built this system

Anything she wants

Damn if this isn’t a black thought-level display of rapping-ass rapping from @skoneezy.bsky.social skowashere.bandcamp.com/track/the-se...

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

All those damn truckers protesting in America and Canada sure are quiet as the cost of diesel fuel approaches an all-time high thanks to a reckless war. It’s almost as if their outrage wasn’t genuine or organic. Go figure.

Nah couldn’t be

That man will not be alive on April 2nd 2027

Girl you're so fine I'd drive 5 miles to see you

You ever smell someone dying? That worst wing of the hospital smell? I can literally see that smell on Trump

If I know one thing, it's that right now Nathan Fielder is somewhere doing something insane

😭

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Edward Scissorfeet

My thoughts on SCOTUS are what if redacted

America's nutrition/fitness/wellness discourse might be the most treacherous space in our culture atm

'Anywhere creativity lies is being borne down on by a hydraulic press, like in that disgusting commercial by Apple that reduces access to cultural fulfillment down to a goddamn iPad. '

We need a reverse April Fool’s where everything is fine for a day

Watching The Net. Sandra Bullock’s in a chatroom. A chatter named Ice Man says ‘No one leaves house now. There is no more sex. The net is the ultimate condom.’

Nipples out here looking like Biggie’s eyes

Look, all I’m asking for is for Trump to be put in the stocks, and for people to throw rotten fruit at him. Every day. For the rest of his miserable life. I have simple tastes.

Teammate of the year?? NBA needs to chill 😭

An E-Reader is so convenient that it drastically increases the likelihood of me reading, yet I cling to owning and maintaining physical books because ensuring their continued existence allows me to lie to myself about the inevitability of death, he said as he stuffed his face with arancini

Off with their heads

America really smashing every road in town and telling people 'Fuck off, I ride a bicycle'

World is an absolute shit show lol

Best guest-starring acting performance in the history of television btw

genuine crime that as far as i understand it, andre royo was not recognized for "bubbles."

I try to remind myself that many of the groups like Hamas and Likud are just other countries' MAGAs

What could go wrong

There are several words in this article that I encountered for the first time and wish I never had

For the very first time, the full network of nerves within the clitoris has been mapped--something that was done decades ago for the penis. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

The way seniors are talking to AI as if it's a flawless omnipotent God is starting to become a problem

Average price of a new car in February was $49,353. In February 2020 the average price was $37,876.

this is art

Chaka Khan shit is from 2012 and while there is never a good time to support IDF I think that makes the context a little different

If I wasn’t alive when this happened I’d never believe it was real

Cardio is for contemplating how systems that rob people of dignity teach people to rob their peers of dignity in order to accrue power and how white people are extended a pathway to power centered around whiteness so of course they go down the path

It’s dope that my phone auto-capitalizes GZA. Do all phones do this?

‘Business Insider found that the average price of a flight from one end of the United States to the other rose from $167 in February to $414 in mid-March’

Big Kahuna Hot Dogs; 76 Sherriff St, Georgetown, Guyana https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.8185272%2C-58.1350601&query_place_id=ChIJyXeyKvvur40Rum2d-QKgX9U

‘There’s so many people in here we had to use petroleum jelly to get them in the building - Hornets’ announcer

Real eyes realize real thighs