wrote about armand hammer’s beautiful and bruised new album for @pitchfork.com

🥲

“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”

Somehow America is incredibly dangerous and also so fucking corny

Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.

Ja Rule won

😭

Maga brains out here looking like you microwaved a hot pocket for 50 minutes

Cause he is

Feel like Mamdani is going to have a bunch of meetings like Carcetti did where they inform him some shit like ‘actually we are 50 trillion dollars in debt’

This is how it looked on the ballot. Clear and easy to understand.

There are so many wide open layups to be had if only Dems had chops or balls. Can I get a competent Dem under the age of 90 to absolutely lay wood into everything RFK has done over the past year? It’s just sitting there ripe for the picking and yet

My autocorrect better get used to the name Mamdani and stop correcting it

Had to start the day with Mamdani’s speech….sheesh. It’s been said you campaign in poetry and govern in prose…let the prose we write still rhyme 🔥

Good morning!

are you burning the network down for the insurance money

The strain of herpes known as the Cuomo family will never leave us

Make no mistake…a star is born

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Mamdani gonna win big big

When the scumbags aren’t in office it’s real easy for them to float dreams and bullshit and lies and get just enough people to eat it up. But when they’re in power and peoples’ lives are tough, all the propaganda in the world isn’t going to convince anyone that shit doesn’t cost too much or…

Walking around the house ‘who you calling a bitch?! U N I T Y’ latifah voice

ICE investigating criminals robbing raping and kidnapping people

My unpopular opinion is that Victor Conte should go in the HOF

This is blatant propaganda

Patting myself on the back for writing 'just wanted to esspresso how much you bean to me' on a bag of espresso beans I'm gifting my wife for her birthday

What a fucking joke of a country

Good morning!

Nancy Reagan 2 minutes after Dick Cheney got to hell

40x more potent than fent?!

If it's on TikTok I just assume it's AI

Humanoid robots in the home actually means slave labor in another country trained to remotely operate the robot for pennies, thanks for coming to my Ted talk

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

I miss the days when Dick Cheney was the most evil person I could imagine lol

My condolences to hell, peace dick

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pitch black at 4pm I hope you winter sickos are happy

Just coming back to say the National Guard are police too. They're all police. We live in a police state.

Mamdani reminds me a little of Zelenskyy

It's now week 6 of 'essential workers' like TSA agents not getting paid at all and still having to show up for work

Working for an entire month without getting paid to do so...listen...I understand if somebody snaps

In fact one of the benefits of a Cuomo-like strategy is that even if his attacks don't amount to an electoral victory, he's preemptively discredited and recontextualized Mamdani going forward. They did this to the Clintons for years, while losing to the Clintons...and it paid off eventually.

RBX doing the lord's work www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Not guilty

Trying to explain what's happening in this country to an oblivious idiot will have you sounding like an absolute lunatic

One of my best/worst decisions recently was to buy a loaf of bacon bread

I searched ‘sandwich’ in my photos and I’ve now never been hungrier