Spiked back cherry limeade slush 😋

Going to Winstead's on a Friday night for a shake and steak burger. Yes, I am Old.

Scott keeps thinking they are going to announce Persona 6, and then they don't lol #summergamefest

@amypinkc.bsky.social has been showing me these and Giles as an american womanizing sleazebag magician is so great 🥲

Thinking my first meeting is at 9:30 and then realizing it's not until 10:30 - wooooo nice

My ttt posts are also ads for @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social 😂

Welcome to the team, Rojas!

Heyheyheyhey! Extra innings

TFW you have to tell your boss to log off Teams and enjoy his vacation and he responds "LOL yes ma'am"

I mentioned this to my husband tonight and that was a mistake.

It's ridiculous how much more intense it all is when your team is in it, too. Sadly, not the case for me this year.

as always

I try not to care, but I'm 6 followers away from 2k and for some reason I just really wanna get there. Gah!

I'm so annoyed with the Midwest and its stupid fucking weather. LET ME WATCH HOCKEY. If my house blows away at least I'll die doing what I love!

Feeling very thankful for my people and pocket friends. 🥰 And happy I'm able to pay back a fraction of the kindnesses they have shown me.

When a tree falls on someone's house you send them some money. I don't make the rules!

Do we need to revisit my undergrad psych research about how spanking is bad? It's pretty simple.

I know this is a total gimmick and no one needs one, but I plan to be annoying about it.

Sure, technology is great, but it's also infuriating.

Happy Pride to nerds with honor.

Gotta have a lot of caps. Don't worry about it.

I need a shower cap bc I gotta take a shower but there is no way I'm dealing with my hair tonight.

The only thing sustaining me is my theraice cap. If you get headaches at all you absolutely need one.

Fuck. This migraine is lasting way longer than usual. 😭

It would be cool if anyone in the lab tried adjusting the criteria on their reports before emailing me 10 times about it.

Having a migraine day, but luckily I have this little angel watching over me 😅

I rule at Pop Culture Jeopardy. The only Jeopardy that matters.

I took my embroidery project to the allergy office while I had to sit and wait half an hour after my shot. It was refreshing to not be on my phone.

Not a great start to the week, but I took a nap and Scott brought me wine.

*Logs in with 50+ notifications* Ah, I see a really dumb skeet made discover.

happy *quiet, chill* pride

Planning to finish backyard prep this weekend so all we* have left to do is get the pool fixed. For some reason we moved a lot of trash and inherited a lot of trash when we moved into this house and it's just been moved around to different places in the backyard for 6 years.

Happy Pride, fam. The flag is up!

There's a cool art nouveau exhibit at The Nelson. If you're into that sorta thing (and why wouldn't you be?) nelson-atkins.org/art/exhibiti...

Art Nouveau entrance of the Spitzer House in Budapest, Hungary, designed by architect József Klinger in 1912

thank gd

at this point the NYT is basically a paper bag labeled "dead dove do not open"

This is definitely one of my favorites to date 🤩

Just me and my heating pad on the couch... And at least one cat and two dogs at all times 😅

The way I just inhaled that burger.

I'm so hungry. I need a cheeseburger.

BANANA 🍌

I knew this would happen, but I still think it's funny Scott winds up spending half his paycheck at his work lol

Give your people flowers.

The Ass Dispensary is around back

seeing big active fan groups show this support and solidarity is one thing, but having these messages amplified by the clubs themselves is so important. attacks on trans women are attacks on all women, and the more women’s sport pushes back against anti-trans rhetoric, the safer we will all be 🏳️‍⚧️

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

I'm going to look back on these years as some of the happiest in my life. I just know it. Despite all the obstacles, I'm alive, thriving, and so fucking happy. We did it, bbs

Date night in with my favorite person and The Martian.