Just over here watching Bridgerton with my husband. Not at all ready to go to the bedroom for any reasons. 🥵

I've somehow gotten my right shoulder all out of whack and all I can think about is how much pain I'm in. 😭

The way she pops her head up after toucher her nose to the water about killed me 😂😂😂

So... Ya girl just got a bonus?

Live look at me during work for the next 3 weeks at least

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Yes, I will take Taco Naco for lunch. Please and thank you ☺️

Jack Hughes: “I looked on the ice and saw my teeth”

Okay I have been kind of salty about this whole thing but that picture goes hard, I can't lie.

For those unfamiliar with the district, voters have been clamoring for someone to primary Rep. Suozzi after he was one of just seven Democrats to vote with Republicans to increase DHS funding in January. Now Danielle Welch will try to beat him in the June 23rd primary.

Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew were riding their bikes home from their sister’s wedding rehearsal dinner when they were struck and killed by an alleged drunk driver. Johnny would’ve certainly been part of this team, but his kids are holding it down here 😭

That's a lot of sad Canadians 😢

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

Hughes brothers >>>> Tkachuks

Why haven’t they shown a sad Gretzky face? I want to see a sad Gretzky face.

Maybe the Oilers can finally win the Cup.

Canadians are so nice. Love you 😘

OH MY GOD!!! SPEECHLESS!!

They’re not Zambonis if they’re not from Italy, they’re just sparkling ice rink resurfacing machines

The only thing more powerful than hate is love! Embody it!

Often in my speeches, I say how the best activism rarely looks like activism. It looks like doing something you love and bringing it to others. When they connect with you in that way, it creates a sort of cognitive dissonance that can actually change hearts and minds.

I am not OK.

Stick to the motherfucking face

😅

DEEP BREATH

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Both posts 😭

Ahhhhh

😬😬😬

I'm awake at 7am on a Sunday. These boys should win!

More thankful with every passing day that social media was not a thing in my childhood.

Started Bridgerton.

Dayum. Just heard a minister say, as perhaps only Black ministers can, “We will fight until hell freezes over, and then we will fight on the ice.” I’m stealing that!!

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

How China is reporting on the Epstein Files.

Scott's parents got me drunk.

"AI is the future" The future:

Found street parking close to work!

Is it Friday?

Gonna get my money's worth out of the sleeping and anxiety pills I rarely use this month. I'm so tired. Wake me up in April.

Klonopin helps.

Squirrels are the jesters of the animal kingdom.

I'm not on a weight loss journey. I'm on a best shape of my life in my forties journey.

Love the music for Chiba's free skate ❤️ des'ree

Thanks to my neighbors I've been in an anxiety spiral all day. On my husband's birthday.

SPOILERS

When you can cite a specific code number, part, and section, it usually scares people.

My neighborhood is full of a bunch of cowardly jackasses.

Love it when the lawn guys show up on my husband's birthday while he's trying to sleep in 🙃