Do you mind if I turn off the radio? Because the song that’s playing The sound that it’s making Yeah that trumpet is breaking my heart! I knew him well and I think about him all the time And I know that you don’t mind If we sit here and just talk about him A little while longer…

Like you haven't? Newb.

No.

We have the patio door open and wow it feels so much cooler tonight. I love it.

is there a timeline where Monica Lewinsky is president instead

Beyond pissed someone who gave up a puppy has another puppy.

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

Rewatching Fallout bc fuck yeah

Fuck. You. Tony. Romo.

This is a zone of judgment. And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.

HOW DO WE FIRE CBS?

The yellow flash on the hud every play needs to go.

HOW DO WE GET ROMO FIRED?

Omg, a TD 🥺

The yellow flash on the hud every play needs to go.

Well, at least Gotham took down Orlando.

Shut Up Romo Counter: 373

We aren't doing great, but also the officiating is crap. Both things can be true.

A rare call? Against the Chiefs? But they get all the calls!

‘that’s just what this game needed is some deep balls early’ jesus christ jim

Art Deco Letter Box, French Building, New York City

The reason why most women my age couldn't care less if Bill Clinton goes down with the ship is that we were teens & young women when the Anita Hill and Monica Lewinsky scandals happened. It's rotten to the core. All the way down. Your "lost" era is not ours.

Showered, coffeed, breakfasted. Ready for some RedZone.

This game is asssssssssss

well that answers literally my only question

i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

Sometimes a super basic dinner hits perfectly.

If I have to turn the AC back on I'm gonna lose it.

Sometimes you just gotta reorganize the bookshelves. I don't make the rules.

I am just about to stop a man walking down the road to ask him about the incredible costume worn by the baby he is carrying, and then I realise that he is holding a Philodendron wrapped in a coat.

I really should have had coffee at home before going out 😵‍💫

FYI fellow OP peeps: The Kansas Department of Transportation says it will close all 135th St., lanes under U.S. 69 at 7 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 14. The road reopens at 10 a.m. on Sunday

Pixel has the loudest farts this morning omg

Got to hold a baby for most of the evening so there's that.

What's everyone been watching lately? We just caught up on The Diplomat and finished All Her Fault.

The theme from 2001: a space odyessy.

🎶 Going to the gyno 🎶 (Carwash)

You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world

Just hanging out with the husband sharing sudoku strategy. We are SO COOL.

I took tomorrow off but it's gonna be a busy day. Appointments and errands 😭

I told my husband exactly what I wanted for my birthday. Things usually work out better this way. If anyone else cares to help me celebrate here's my venmo: amyp85. I'm trying to scrape together the cash to get a little free library for my 40th.

A boopable snoot for yous.

Very over Today.

GUESS WHO OVERSLEPT? dough still shaped up fine tho so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Taking a sleeping pill so I can go to sleep soon and wake up early tomorrow and make bread. This is my life now. I take care of animals and make bread. It's not bad!

Getting there. Making meatloaf tonight!

Bsky mod team wildin again

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