Isn’t this exactly what @osullyville.bsky.social said Gotti did? Killed people for making him look bad? Another reason to listen to The Outfit, folks!

You know, maybe Jordan did play against janitors, but damnit, those are blue collar workers and I salute them. MJ reclaims the goat title

Holy shit this is evil

Eeeeeeyuck 🫩

No the fuck it does not

Incredibly @jessefarrar.com coded

lol come on

Such a fun game

Apparently there’s another Venus For Men but instead of written testimonials, we get user submitted videos of what people are doing with it.

Whoops! You forgot “stupid” and “hare-brained” to those adjectives @papapishu.bsky.social

lol owned

Well!

I’m the trombone player holding it by the bell and subsequently losing my slide mid-song

me seeing Trump activate some axions: I gotta hand it to yku, sir

Liberals are such fucking rubes, man I can’t

Governor I was not familiar with your game

Don’t act all high and mighty like you’d go into work today

Wow

A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say

They always look like an extra in the Tim Burton Batman movie

Look at this jackass go Tom Cruise Mission Impossible on my shit

I love when white people say shit like “skadoosh”

Polling must be an absolute landslide

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular." Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect." Do y'all hear yourselves?!

Walking my boomer parents through how to clone a repo to jailbreak their bed.

Get a load of this guy, he’s never been in b2b

Money is fake to these people. A concept.

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

Watching someone lose themselves in power hits too close to home. I see the mistakes I once made. The arrogance, the blindness, and I feel ashamed all over again. I hurt people that didn’t deserve it. It breaks my heart to see it happening to someone else now but on a much larger scale.

Customer: CLASSIC DMV: GASSER COULD MEAN FART Verdict: ACCEPTED

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

It’s gonna have to be a fresh face, or one that wasn’t there to vote. That makes me kinda optimistic, if it happens.

Earlier this week, Sinclair said it would replace "Jimmy Kimmel Live" with a documentary about Charlie Kirk during the Friday time slot that Kimmel occupies on its ABC affiliates. Friday evening, Sinclair pulled the documentary and aired "Celebrity Family Feud" instead.

Cishet man, Christian, father is a cop, goes on frequent hunting trips with family, parents both registered republicans, dresses like the groyper meme. Yeah we’ll never hear about this kid again. They’re going to sweep this guy under the rug.

I’m gonna @ Mr Must and say “sir! Uh sir!”

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

I had Chinese for lunch

I don’t know

I’m sorry but this just isn’t even fun to watch. I really hope the new car fixes this.

Washington's speculation about Trump's health is at a fever pitch. We've seen multiple reasons this summer to ask questions — and the media doesn't seem to care. What's really going on? www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...

“You know what this dying media brand needs? A conservative” - Wintour, apparently

Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...

Hawaii beats Stanford on a FG as time expires

MY HAWAII RAINBOW WARRIORS HAVE DONE IT!

I swear to god I thought Christopher Lloyd was AI the entire time boxd.it/aLJz0j

Feels pointless to quote tweet since anyone following me knows who Dan is, but damnit, he deserves the praise and engagement. This was so interesting and if you haven’t heard it, give it a listen.

Streetwear version of a red hat with white letters that says something other than “make America great again”