They already made an Odyssey movie and it was called O Brother Where Art Thou and it was perfect.

Everyone knows that riding a bike for transportation makes you cooler and hotter that other people. And, after repeated tests, I can now confidently state that riding a *Dutch bike* for transportation increases the effect by at least 2x.

After two weeks in Ireland my six year old son is now asking me to split the G on my nitro cold brew from my neighborhood coffee shop.

I have been awake for 25 hours, have had several drinks, can't sleep, and have no idea what day it is. Is this rock and roll?

Morning Dublin airport Guinness just hits harder

Rob Lowe is doing Irish sports book ads

I promise I'm out of country at the moment.

The house I live in is from 1896, does that count? Some of the floor and windows are original, a lot of the woodwork is. Not sure what "use" means I guess.

TIL Belfast has a hockey team

Yiiiiiiikes

Couldn't find my gate for some reason

Graham Rahal is such a fucking menace

This IndyCar broadcast has been world record level bad.

Is there anywhere in Indy to get a good, authentic chopped cheese?

Gotta be honest, I had no idea that Jay Penske was running a media conglomerate these days. Lovely.

Mushrooms 1000%

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

I guess the Spurs this finals proved coaching does, in fact, matter in the NBA.

<Witty Knicks Post>

every person who has ever worked retail for even a week has at least one song they can never hear again without being involuntarily transported back to the store

Gonna party like it's 1999

The Good Stuff™

Me today

Motherfucking github

Tom Carnegie was the PA voice of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway from 1946 to 2006, and fans still imitate his most popular phrases: “Heeeeeeeeeee’s on it!” (Or sheeeeeeee’s) — when a driver started Indy 500 qualifying or practicing “It’s… a… new… track… record!” — when a driver set a speed record

The #Reds bullpen is a thing

Bet MGM has Daly at +700, 3rd best odds.... 👀

Curious for anyone with race day experience of the bike parking situation at Gate 1. I assume they bring in extra racks but how early do they fill up? Last couple of years I've locked up on Main Street where I could but I'd like to get up to Gate 1 if I can. Or maybe by gate 7.

NEW COMMON SENSE WITH DAN CARLIN ALERT

OK this is kind of slick

Missed out on a chance to have an epic Alex-Alex-Felix front row at the 500. X gonna give it to ya

I made a reference to a classic Jim Rome bit and nobody in my family even got it smdh who's raising these kids.

Lmfaooooooo. Imagine willingly posting this for people to see, my god man

I had forgotten until I ran into it today that you now have to transfer busses at the CTC if trying to ride the Red Line crosstown. Definitely not ideal. Anyone know if this is temporary during Shelby St detour or this is a permanent change for on time performance?

come on kids, get off screens and go outside! get off the road it's for cars don't ride your bike on the sidewalk you'll hurt someone take your headphones off it's dangerous stop being so loud you're disturbing people don't just loiter around go to the park but calm down there's little ones

I hate baseball

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

Just realized I haven't heard the name Glenn Greenwald in a while and either he disappeared or I've finally properly turned my algorithm.

Can't sleep, have Jamiroquai stuck in my head on loop

Hasan Piker on today's Chapo *pops in ear buds*

Here I am Your pasta queen I might be a little young but honey I ain't naive

I have become the tennis player who grumbles at all of the pickleball players on the courts.

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

John Hinkley, Jr's music is really gonna take off now.

This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.

There's really only one breaking news story I'm waiting for involving this president so stop it now with this nonsense.

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

Sal Stewart appreciation post

Lolololololol