Sure the pool here hasn't been open in 7 years, the playground is falling apart, they had to remove the surface from the basketball court, and we lost a chunk of the public green space, but at least the mayor has a vanity project to distract everyone from his serial sexual harassment enablement.

Mamdani is so damn good.

I know managers don't make a ton of difference in MLB but that doesn't feel like a game the Reds win under David Bell.

Gonna be another night where I remember at 2am that I had asparagus with dinner

The Allbirds AI thing is ripped straight from the 30 Rock writer's room.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

I love looking at MLB team transaction pages on Jackie Robinson Day

Watching guys assume the people they're being condescending to have failed in life as miserably as they have, then having their ass reality-checked, is one of my favorite pastimes.

Excuse me

Happy "Will Power might never have had a shot at a Penske seat and become one of the best racers of all time" day to all those who celebrate.

But not a real green dress! That's cruel!

Just one?

You think you can hurt me? Trust me, nobody hates me more than I hate myself.

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

Look, I despise Kristi Noem and anyone associated with her as much as the next guy but a lot of you fuckers are awfully comfortable with kink shaming, just saying.

Geeeeeeeeno! Welcome the fuck back. #Reds

Slept in my Killers t-shirt and came out of my cage and did just fine

Chuck Schumer likes to imagine how his politics play with an imaginary middle-class middle-aged couple on Long Island, but I don't think he realizes that couple is currently constructing a guillotine in their suburban backyard and stockpiling Molotov cocktails.

CB Bucknor having a real piece of shit today eh? #Reds

Because of course. This is the way the Democrats have always operated and will continue to operate. Shameful.

Joey would’ve had a .470 career OBP if he’d had ABS

man what

I do like Bert Kreischer but honestly it's enough

MacOS: When I restart, would you like me to re-open all these apps? me: no MacOS: hmm well that's a shame because I am going to do that. me: ok MacOS: Should I open them all maximised on the same desktop? me: no MacOS: hmm well…

Over 40k people die a year due to cars in the US and that isn't even factoring in environmental damages. Instead of acknowledging the harm that cars cause to the populace cyclists continue to get demonized by people who can't even conceive of an infrastructure not centered around cars.

Love to see the remnants of car violence in the locations where I take the most vulnerable members of my family

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Gonna get a pineapple tattoo so everyone knows I'm that elusive "swing voter" NPR keeps talking about. Think I've got that right.

Don't look at the 10 Day Forecast what the fuck

The hottening of the takes will continue until morale improves

idk, feels like an honor to kobe's legacy not taking 'no' for an answer

It ain't a hit till Nate Dogg spit

Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

This generation could never understand peak Vince Carter

Using "civility" as a way to shut down "telling people when they are dangerously ignorant" has done tremendous damage to society

I am polyangerous

I dozed off what did I miss in tech news.

OK this is good quality transit agency social content

Grown men in flip flops smdh

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Just so perfectly of an era

What the fuck happened at the Central Library? At first it was closed for a couple of days for "interior repairs", now it's gonna be at least a week and a half?

Keep going I'm about to c-

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

My early 2026 ranking of pitchers who sound most like early 70's British lead guitarists: 1) Mick Abel 2) Ian Seymour 3) Hunter Greene 4) Hunter Brown 5) Paul Skenes

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...