@bcantrill.bsky.social k8s didn't only shift negotiation power, it got AWS to finally adopt some standards that let them do other more exciting things too (I think)

I believe I had to read a book about this in high school

Huh, atproto seems basically designed to provide easy signal intelligence for ads, intelligence, etc.

I do actually really appreciate the hot take here

Amazon: "warning! This part will not fit your vehicle!" (It will fit, it's just a cabin air filter and it didn't change between 2024 and 2025) Also Amazon: "would you like to see these other vehicle parts that definitely won't fit your vehicle?"

@retrobytes.bsky.social any thoughts on making a Plan9 episode?

I find it ironic that this is one of the scenarios the electoral college is meant to protect against, and various states have been slowly working to eliminate that.

I hate how much I enjoyed this BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦

lmao

I can appreciate kids wanting to bring the #90s back, but fluctuating and high ram prices crosses the line

I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money

How I see a lot of people deploying their containers on #Kubernetes #devops

The true issue in the future for when we are unable to view ultraporn because we look too young #futurama

New pet peeve: when vulnerability scanners suggest updating to Netty 5.0.0.Alpha1

ChatGPT throwing shade at Apple "feedback" is accurate

@garydgregory.bsky.social there's a fix for COLLECTION-701 that could be backported to collections3 - spark and a few other things are still including that version (although not using it) - however there's some other issues related to the java version(would have to make some other fixes to maps/etc)

Hot take: "Vibe coding" is to developers what "playing with photoshop instead of gaming" was to kids with macs in the 90s.

I have now been informed of SOAP/SMTP and my life is no better for it

Amused that finally a portion of the US population that can't vote finally has representation

Essentially all arguments about software tools devolve to the point where they mirror gun rights? If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)? If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons? etc.

If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to find my high school teacher and inform him that not only do I have a calculator with me 100% of the time, I have multiple of them and they're all supercomputers by his standards.

Shoutout to all the places Henry Kissinger fucked up

And here I woke up thinking today was gonna suck

"What would happen if both slack and pagerduty were to go down at the same time?" "The internet would be too busy to notice we went down too?"

So based off of the events of Star Trek: Discovery, Everything Everywhere All At Once and ST: Discovery are in the same universe and timeline.

I'd hate to be the person responsible for the part of a progress bar dialog that is responsible for how much time is remaining

my kid bought me this shirt (left) after repeatedly sending me this comic (right) and telling me it's me

In that fun part of a test/release cycle where doing the ci/cd part takes several minutes to error out.

Tips for white people: - You don't have to argue with bigots or wishy-washy centrists, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and block them - BIPOC are not here to teach you about racism, we are not all sounding boards or civil rights leaders, we're just regular people trying to live

Elon found a new CEO; that person either has the best lawyer or is dumb enough to think he'll keep his end of the contract

8sleep pod cover leaked last night, happy to discover I bought a comfy enough couch to sleep on. 8sleep is replacing the cover no charge and out of warranty, which makes me suspect they knew about this since they also don't want the old one back.

Ah, prime weather in Vancouver that tricks people into moving here

this the biggest and worst polycule i’ve ever been a part of

Happy to see they're taking content moderation thoughtfully, it seemed like one of the important lessons everyone learned about birdsite.

Oh, now for what to write for my first post.. Wait, crap.