this is the start of something more complicated with cowprint, I can feel it

Caught me bein a good boy 😜

Bark bark bark!

I'd better see you all there!!

😘

Explain your username I'm like the riddler, except instead of giving you a riddle, I fucking bite you

ok, I haven't been dicked down in 2025 yet and it's homophobic

Woohooooo!! See you there!

Just discovered an unexpected side effect of swimming at the gym. When I sweat, my pits smell like the pool showers 😛

Go do the thing that makes you happy ❤️🐾

Nosferatu mamá también

brought the north pole here

“I’m married” and? I was obviously inviting your husband too I’m not rude

Happy pup-mas!

me: “hey sorry I’m late” also me literally 10 minutes before:

Call me crazy, but when I'm watching pup porn, I don't want it to sound like regular sex with hoods on. You're an animal, act like it.

Lounge Wear

a work of art

I'm not into fisting but my favorite hot librarian is sporting a red hanky today so maybe I could be persuaded

Been a while since I've been locked up and I woke up extra horny this morning so I'm caged for the day.

Behold, my first #fcf contribution

Whoops, showed up to the karaoke bar to try a new song (The Joke by Brandi Carlile) but everybody here is doing a gift exchange?? I'm really about to change the vibe 😅

Laurent, Berlin

Some favorite photos from the last time I saw one of my favorite pups @alphapuprolly.bsky.social #pupplay #queerphotography #queerart #photography

Currently deciding between getting myself a new mattress or a new tattoo for Christmas

Yeah I have an MBA (MasturBation Addiction)

Doggo doodle

My gym is right next to a taco bell which complicates things for me

This pup is finally back in the gym 💪

Woke up thinking it was Tuesday and rushed to the office to make my meetings that I don't have today. Shoulda stayed in bed 🥱😴

Always a pleasure hangin with one of my favorite dogs!! One of the best boys I know 🤍

Reskeet a favorite pic of yourself in nature 💦

Who wants to come over and do this

God, grant me the faggotry to accept the hets I cannot change...

We're signing for the next PLUSH Party date in 2025! Stay tuned for the official announcement! Photo: @nibblemethis.bsky.social

It's #Chastity Chewsday, innit?

The phone I skeet from

The loud, drunk, straight guys in this bar are more obsessed with dicks, balls, and cumming than I have ever been.

You barked?😏

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

Look at me I’m a work of art Now give me $6.2 million please

Cookies turned out delicious 😋

Backwards hats and these shirts 💛 #nsfw

This year, for our annual polycule tradition of making a dessert together, we're making Christmas sugar cookies!

adhd is so crazy cause people will really think you’re ignoring them when your brain is just cock blocking you

4 pics from your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies

🔐🤭🥰

Ok well Wicked was amazing