Excited to be phodographer for the night 😉 see you out there

Never finished the head on this one. Just couldn't get it right. But there's some horny vibe to it.

I'd better see some of you sluts there

Fuuucck! That throat slime is hottt! 🤤

this is the start of something more complicated with cowprint, I can feel it

Caught me bein a good boy 😜

Bark bark bark!

I'd better see you all there!!

😘

Explain your username I'm like the riddler, except instead of giving you a riddle, I fucking bite you

ok, I haven't been dicked down in 2025 yet and it's homophobic

Woohooooo!! See you there!

Just discovered an unexpected side effect of swimming at the gym. When I sweat, my pits smell like the pool showers 😛

Go do the thing that makes you happy ❤️🐾

Nosferatu mamá también

brought the north pole here

“I’m married” and? I was obviously inviting your husband too I’m not rude

Happy pup-mas!

me: “hey sorry I’m late” also me literally 10 minutes before:

Call me crazy, but when I'm watching pup porn, I don't want it to sound like regular sex with hoods on. You're an animal, act like it.

Lounge Wear

a work of art

I'm not into fisting but my favorite hot librarian is sporting a red hanky today so maybe I could be persuaded

Been a while since I've been locked up and I woke up extra horny this morning so I'm caged for the day.

Behold, my first #fcf contribution

Whoops, showed up to the karaoke bar to try a new song (The Joke by Brandi Carlile) but everybody here is doing a gift exchange?? I'm really about to change the vibe 😅

Some favorite photos from the last time I saw one of my favorite pups @alphapuprolly.bsky.social #pupplay #queerphotography #queerart #photography

Currently deciding between getting myself a new mattress or a new tattoo for Christmas

Yeah I have an MBA (MasturBation Addiction)

Doggo doodle

My gym is right next to a taco bell which complicates things for me

This pup is finally back in the gym 💪

Woke up thinking it was Tuesday and rushed to the office to make my meetings that I don't have today. Shoulda stayed in bed 🥱😴

Always a pleasure hangin with one of my favorite dogs!! One of the best boys I know 🤍

Reskeet a favorite pic of yourself in nature 💦

Who wants to come over and do this

God, grant me the faggotry to accept the hets I cannot change...

We're signing for the next PLUSH Party date in 2025! Stay tuned for the official announcement! Photo: @nibblemethis.bsky.social

It's #Chastity Chewsday, innit?

The phone I skeet from

The loud, drunk, straight guys in this bar are more obsessed with dicks, balls, and cumming than I have ever been.

You barked?😏

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

Look at me I’m a work of art Now give me $6.2 million please

Cookies turned out delicious 😋

Backwards hats and these shirts 💛 #nsfw

This year, for our annual polycule tradition of making a dessert together, we're making Christmas sugar cookies!