Sack Wes Streeting and then resign Bitch

hey girls do you like my new beanie

“As an android, my positronic brain is not affected by the psychoactive chemicals in ‘marijuana’. However, I have written a new subroutine for my personality matrix that will *simulate* the effects of tetrahydrocannabinol temporarily, so that I may participate in your ‘dream blunt rotation’”

i use ubuntu because i want the linux girls to hurt me (sexually charged) but also not to have to use windows

Lock the taskbar or whatever The Clash said

need someone to tell me to do my damn job because i have a staying in bed with girl addiction

used to hate this but love doing it now bc they will pay more attention to the question this way

I lived too hard yesterday and am paying the price today

starmer resign bitch

*performatively* being a white rapper is soo hard

I am so cooked chat

millennials telling you the most concerning fucking childhood memories anyone's ever heard:

Ah here we go, the “Greens are antisemitic” screeching begins

Love this guy deciding for me that i've removed myself from my own community. What a bizarre thing to say. That's before he even gets on to defending John Mann! 🤣

wouldn't be anyone with connections to mossad whose name rhymes with Jeff green

My world, my Earth is a ruin. A planet spoiled by the human species. We multiplied and fought and gobbled until there was nothing left, and then we died. We controlled neither appetite nor violence; we did not adapt. We destroyed ourselves. But we destroyed the world first.

Time passing simulator 2026

Yeah all this estrogen makes me so angry 🙄

:/

star trek needs carpets again

We live on twitch.tv/pickle_bee playing more Cairn!

Did not know Hitler stars in the Bible but makes sense in retrospect

My private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum are raising a lot of questions already answered by my private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum

knuck if eunuch

:/

Love to see Prue getting in on the general strike

lmao

in need of repairs..

to the new girls, i just want to say, it gets better... you wont listen to against me anymore

COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.

went here and everyone said they love and support you

tell me why god should be so insecure that she cares if I believe in her

Liberals saying that ICE doesn't have the resources to steal the midterm like: Listen with the resources of the entire federal government I think they can find a solution

what to do if i have theories?

greater los angels is simply one of the best places in the world for food, sorry not sorry

John Watkiss, “Relax, It’s Only Death” (2008), pen and ink, 41.9 x 59.7 cm.

My most controversial opinion is that AI cars are actually safer

W!

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

fuck it we doll

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

Let's not jump to conclusions. Some of these emails are pretty old. Elon Musk may have been going to the island as a child.

I sucked jesuses dick!

bbc reporting this through absolutely gritted teeth. the figures are beyond decisive. 84% of respondents to the consultation had used the pond and a full *90%* opposed separate changing rooms for trans women. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Being transphobic is racist, being racist is transphobic. solidarity ✊

My browser just asked me if i want to "see more with AI..." 🤢