Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

my post-shift cigarette got squished in my pocket and broke so i had to hold the pieces together with both hands like a clarinet to smoke it. i'm like if squidward had a nicotine addiction

i found one of these in my inventory and brought tiktok back you're welcome

Another absolute classic.

my favorite video in honor of the tiktok ban

they just murdered tiktok in cold blood hours early i'm pouring one out for her

my overconsumption of caffeine and debilitating ADHD has caught up to me so now celsius is the only energy drink that works. this shit is like crack i can't wait to get $12 from a class action lawsuit in 2 years when celsius inevitably gets sued

Cuckwrap Supreme. Is this anything

Reposting this as we are still struggling — I still have slots open if anybody would like a fic commission! ❤️

bitches be making air genasi characters named gale like okay we get it you can do wind magic #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

HR28—the federal ban on trans athletes—is expected to get a vote in congress TODAY. it's the GOP's first step to making it a crime to exist as a trans person in public. that's not an exaggeration—they brag about it on the news. tap into the quote for info & resources. *please* call your reps.

Trans Stonewall icon Miss Major launches fundraiser for nursing care www.out.com/news/mis... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

my poison rogue #oc #ocart #portrait

wait oops i forgot to watermark my shit before posting it. whatever nobody wants to be me that badly for it to matter. unless you do then hmu we should kiss

speaking of old art. most of this is super old and also only caters to me because it's characters from my dnd campaign but i should probably post it instead of letting it rot on my ipad. can you tell i like characters with a braid #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

SENSHIIIIIII #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon #art

this is old as hell but i never actually posted it anywhere so. now imagine if chilchuck was named chilFUCK and he- *gets taken out back and shot behind the shed* #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon

Prosper Faggot United States, Census, 1900

Due to woke I shit my pants

obligatory comms post :p trying to get out of a bad housing situation so if u want anything drawn pleaaaaaaaaseee hmu #commissions

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

So many new people here so i feel like i should introduce myself properly, i’m todd howard and i invented video games.

last night was like a zoloft commercial