Saw a store in soho called Boy Smells. I might hate this city actually

Forgot my comb on a rainy day….the hair shall remain Goofy

Rereading the Iliad in Emily Wilson’s translation bc I have her Odyssey on hold and was curious and man. I forgot how toxic Yuri Aphrodite and Helen kind of are in this

If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.

Me in my parents car while they play the classics station on the radio: haha. Who up Bozz-ing they Scaggs Marie: I’ve gotta train you out of this

Ok she is knocking over shit to wake us up the honeymoon is over

Obsessed with staring at my freaking kitty………

I never got the last nail upgrade on my last HK playthru so i never knew what happened to nail master. Unfortunately the animation was very funny!

Got home earlier and guess what little goblin missed us

CHOTINER: Demons don't really exist? RUMI: No, they're metaphors for boys. CHOTINER: In your song "Takedown," you use the line "A demon with no feelings don't deserve to live." What's the metaphor? RUMI: It's a metaphor for killing the...boy? CHOTINER: The boy as the demon. RUMI: Yes, yes.

Thank you Tom Stoppard for all your brilliance… how lucky we all have been.

being at square one sucks. i hope i don’t end up back here

This is such a beautiful answer

Liselotte making fun of a French guy at court for hanging out with his girlfriend in the bathroom while she takes shits

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this is the best christmas movie

i'm going to become the thinch (thanksgiving grinch)

it's just that amount of money, and it gets smaller until I die

DARKEST DUNGEON NARRATOR: SOMEwhere in our DOOMED ESTATE a CAT has thrown UP on the FLOOR

if only there was a story about a blonde amoral starfucker journalist from new york city who is proactive in facilitating the rise of fascism getting her just desserts that could provide us with some form of catharsis

in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it

Fuck white palace all my homies hate white palace

BEC, Celsius, amtrak. Let’s go

You can tell they are Protestant at heart because real Catholics who disagree with the Pope acknowledge his authority, say thank you Holy Father, and then just quietly ignore the guidance.

Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

ok i forgot late-game hollow knight fights just kind of suck. god i hate hive knight and gray prince zote. some of these hitboxes/teleports. brother,

Me rolling into union station tomorrow to visit the fam

food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble

anyway the more i play hollow knight and drill down into the later game im like. i remember now why i got fatigued on this and not on silksong. i did get a tiny bit fatigued by the end of silksong but i just find it so much better constructed

can i say something. grimm from hollow knight has always bothered me and i realize its bc hes giving Onceler

took way too long to get home but i remembered theres a halal guy closer to my stop than i thought so i got a chicken platter and now beer and i am home and no longer At Work (Both Managers Gone Edition)

It’s wild to watch people argue with super unwell weirdos on the site that has a nuclear block

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Since I don’t want to steal credit from my friend Charlie Pellett, I do want to point out that he is the one that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please.” I’m the voice that you were hear in the numbered line stations telling you how long before your train arrives.

Lady Vengeance is an amazing film with a truly agonizing last third but also there’s a shot in the middle that made me laugh so hard I had to pause the movie for five minutes so I didn’t piss myself. So anyway perfect movie

Lrt I’m going to be SO brave and actually get up to vacuum soon, please clap

sunday afternoon chores don't stand a chance when lying on the couch is the vibe

happy suletta sunday to some of my fav suletta expressions when she’s looking at miorine bc god she really was clocking in overtime at the yearning factory

Had what I think was honestly a good and not overly taxing workout pls pray my shoulder agrees

feminist icon

"the side quests in silksong feel time-wastey" i literally do not want to hear it after ive been collecting these dream essence tree bits in HK its sooooo tedious i forgot how much i hated it. god. i did like 3 tonight and each time i was like UGHGHGHHHHHHHHH

Anyway I know I am gonna stay out of the Nuzzi discourse but I do want to say that, especially with Lizza's ongoing revelations, the story seems to be straying from "this is a grotesque violation of the responsibilities of journalism" and into "look at what this WHORE keeps doing"

Fuck biceps tendinitis all my homies hate biceps tendinitis

This season of taz isn’t awful but it is kind of tepidly boring in a way that makes it a bit of a chore to keep up with. Going biweekly is part of it I think. Maybe I should bank up a month or two of eps to see if the problem is solved lol

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

i appreciate everyone being like 'wow ryan lizza is a jerk for not exposing this sooner in the public interest' but also its very funny how clearly only women are posting 'yeah its because hes a raging misogynist whos clearly bitter over his ex'

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