Dear guys: is sitting down effeminate or something? Why do you always stand in front of an empty seat on the bus

Dudes will be like "yeah I practice chaos magick" then do some boring ass chanting alone in an orderly fashion. Sorry the real chaos magic comes from setting 20 5 year olds loose in a gymnasium

SmallBu is looking for a freelance BG artist for a new animated project! -multi month job -must have significant prior experience working professionally on animation/game BGs -must have several examples available online portfolio -no students Link your portfolio of BG work here if ur interested!

I can't explain it, but ACAB includes the office social committee

not to sound cocky but i think everyone except me is incompetent

Good news, balloonists. The City of Toronto is proposing an amendment to the parks bylaw that’ll remove specific restrictions on flying hot air balloons in parks. The city says the balloons are "outdated technology” but that sounds like a challenge to me. secure.toronto.ca/council/agen...

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Spent the weekend playing Runescape now I'm sad I have to do things other than playing Runescape

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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait. My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

tired of seeing the same alibaba slave labour crochet stuff at craft markets, but it's especially egregious to claim you made all these $5 keychains yourself

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

I thought this comment about the differences between western and eastern approaches to historic architecture to be interesting.

90% of Facebook notifications are "(Someone from your past) is a realtor now"

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Can't stop thinking about the witch with front row seats at last night's Lakers game. They cut to this shot briefly and we both screamed. She did not move or blink.

This is incredible. They took this picture down, not because its a nightmare ai monstrosity, but because "it looks like immigrants a bit. maybe." Like 2 different strains of insanity colliding and somehow cancelling each other out

Chiitan started working on washing the plan✈️Going well. 飛行機を洗うお手伝いですっ☆向いてるかもしれませんっ☆

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

But I'm a shoosh I'm a peepo...

"Gender". Anyone else notice this?

I think all I really want is to wear a sport coat

i want to be the 'good at chess and reads plato' type but i don't like chess and i don't like plato also i'm normal about women

This ifunny dot com branded screenshot is the sole remaining evidence of the walmart router box that contained a bag of dirt with the word PUTO on it.

petition for facebook to add 🙄 and 🤢 reactions

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Yes … meow meow meow … YES! Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos … @theonion.com

You ever so caffeinated you start seeing in 4K

Our bad movie club watched Norbit last night and my review is: this movie deserves to be lost media. Do not watch Norbit

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

my heart wants a beautiful, neatly arranged home like the ones featured in architectural digest. but my spirit wants to adopt as many cats and dogs as my living space humanely allows. very difficult dilemma.

Hello y combinator I am pitching a gig economy that's uber but for punching people. Hire a poor guy to go punch a guy you hate. It's an app. $200 billion please

It'd be so sick if my fountain pen didn't get ink all over my hands

KamSandwich poisoned my brain now I always think "NO! That is NOT chess!" every time something isn't something else

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

rollercoaster tycoon, unfinished build, pc (1996) tcrf.net/File:RCT-Ear...

ummm I missed that line in Flanders Fields

This is the future leftists want

Between the snow and the new Kirby Air Ride it definitely feels like Christmas

Mozilla deployed an AI bot that overwrote 20 years of volunteer Japanese translations, without consultation. JP community leader resigned, and the offer from Mozilla is to "hop on a quick call to understand why they're struggling". FFS. HN discussion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4583...

i think the Manx and Sicilian flag-legs should fight like beyblades

FINALLY, bluesky has added sensible moderation defaults

I haven't listened to a podcast since Oh No! Ross & Carrie disbanded, what's a podcast thats not shit from an ass

New Vulvodynia Vocalist Already Accused of Sexual Assault www.metalsucks.net/2025/11/06/n...

This shit is why I am the way I am

I set this to "warn" and I'm so excited to see which of my friends are canonically rude

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

They hated him for speaking the truth (XML is the superior markup language)

"oh no oh God a trailing comma at the end of a list I'm going to fucking kill myself" - json apparently