Really glad he eventually cleared this up

People will literally be on the computer and still ask you dumbass questions instead of simply googling it

Life is like the neopets lab ray. Some days you gain strength points. Some days you lose movement points. Some days your gender changes

it should be illegal to be tall

I don't normally advocate for violence, but the rest of the concert audience should teach people who throw shit at musicians that it's unacceptable

are there any careers that aren't evil

Remember like ten years ago when the Twitter discourse did a very fast very funny 180 from "talk about your mental health!" to "for the love of God shut up about your mental health"

i miss when janelle monae was about robots

appreciation post for the ikea biphobia couch

imagine real banks worked like the neopets bank. you have to physically go to the bank every day if you want to earn interest. The accounts are called shit like "filthy rich asshole". a skeith is there

anyone need their horse rotated?

this is going up there as one of the worst pizzas I've had in my life. You have to hit rock bottom to truly appreciate what you have and sometimes you dig past the rock to find hell. This is further still. The 10th circle of hell in its entirety is just one singular pizza. This one.

youtube subscriptions got me saying shit like 'fuck yeah, new mustard'

Buddy foraging. 🐣 🪶

Statistically, there's someone out there whose favourite video game is Donkey Kong Jr. Math www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXGG...

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

digimon world, screenshot, playstation (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/8232/di...

Please don't call it Boba tea, it prefers to be called by its full name, Roberta tea

Rekkuru, a long-tailed chicken, is the mascot for Yokohama History Museum. He carries a magic pocket watch that allows him to travel back and forth through Yokohama’s 30,000 years of history.

illustration, micombasic, magazine (1985) archive.org/details/mico...

obsessed with old magazine ads

You can tell when youtube deploys an update to the recommendation algorithm because suddenly they all suck ass

Had the strangest concert crowd experience yesterday in that there was reverse crowd crush? People kept backing up away from the stage?

I love live music but sometimes opening bands are a gauntlet of suffering you must endure for the sake of the headliner

Facebook groups are great if you want to read someone who supposedly has a Masters write the dumbest shit you've ever read in your life

Video game background texture ass restaurant

Tattoo ideas

Look at this sewing machine

has anyone attached a generator to one of those cat wheels

why does my ice cream maker advertise that it's "safe". were there previously dangerous ice cream makers

I took a snapchat of my dog and it suggested the song "Femboy Friday"

The new trend is wearing a cummerbund

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

Learned the term "friendslop" today and man people on the internet will find a reason to hate anything

granny's garden, screenshot, zx spectrum (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/29747/g...

Some rare kyg lore is that I went through an irl fishing phase as a kid solely because of ocarina of time fishing

For women in 2004 there are 3 men you can marry

Remember when everyone's mom was really concerned about "rainbow parties"

every forum for relationship advice is primarily advice given by people who do not love or even like their partners

If you long press and drag the space bar on my phones keyboard, it seeks the cursor, but if you short press and drag, it switches the keyboard to Chinese

Bleached too close to the sun now my hair is neon coloured

putting mister blue sky and mister bright side in a cage and watching them fight to death

saved you a click: only good things, nothing goes wrong

please watch this ad i just got shown. we need to burn down the data centres www.youtube.com/shorts/qjCVy...

Using the box hair bleach instead of just the DIY hydrogen peroxide shit and wow, this shit smells like straight vomit

misunderstood the phrase 'dragon half sleeve tattoo', disappointed to see it was not a sleeve tattoo based around the anime 'dragon half'

how annoying a guest would i be if i got a tattoo of each concert venue's stamp on the inside of my wrist

shoutout to the guy we met outside the concert hall last night who was clearly on multiple substances who was just going around high fiving everyone and screaming

(1995) archive.org/details/CoCo...

A Spanish idiom about daydreaming, apparently. I love it. And I’ll take any excuse to post a crab photo 🦀 🌿 #invertebrates