it can’t be said enough how much Ken embodies the spirit of what it means to be Player of the Year and to live up to the mantle of the man whose name lives on through the title

the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.

not gonna get me this time!!

it’s important to bake cookies for your wife

lightning bolt knows what it does but not to whom

it is impossible to miss the difference between the names you see in newspaper headlines and the names you don't see in newspaper headlines

so don't get too comfortable. #art

inescapable conclusion is we have no laws, just cops

clinging on to it with a desperate strength

in 2025 i saw the tv glow, in 2026 i'm seeing my money grow

girl whose apartment is really coming together: yeah i feel like the apartment is really coming together

*pain land into swiftspear* “we’re at 19, go”

what a calling

thinking about the loving gesture Sam made in the Oops vid: buying the win con cards to play act the finishing moves

you can turn a hoe into a housewife but you have to forcefem him first

daily battle against overcaffeination

If you get there before me, will you light us a fire? And if I never show, will you watch the embers glow? Would you keep the fire burning?

wife has converted me into a certified honey mustard enjoyer

to trace the perfected world beyond the shore

you better come over with a crucifix

New art for Lorwyn Eclipsed: Glen Elendra's Answer AD: Deborah Garcia

departing the realm to analyze my spreadsheets everyone stay safe

it’s nine deathly wails btw

a new haircut and switching to a midrange deck will really light up a woman’s life

unfortunately I have already purchased one (1) magic the gathering card in 2026

you have to be careful not to grab the greasy cheese

sesame with scallion, no toast.

first tea of the year is a Sunskate mini that I received with my recent order of loose leaf hongcha from @white2tea.bsky.social

make it.

2026 year of the trans atlantic accent

she and Adeline are girlfriends

nothing beats the vibes of faeries is what I’m saying

you think “maybe it’s elves instead of Gruul” but it just doesn’t matter anymore

Some things you do for money and some you do for love love love

for 2026: do it on purpose.

GO ALL OUT IN ROMANCE AND LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY

reversible downshore advection

“is Marty Supreme worth the hype?” what a boring and soulless question. one might as well ask “is it unironically based to reflect on the meaning of dreams?”

imagine getting hassled by cops for a little cunnilingus in central park

So many so-called friends Working for the government

yellow line skokie, illinois

Scream when captured, arch your back Let this whole town hear your knuckles crack

But I've gone feral, and I don't speak the language anymore

bellmawr new jersey here I come

art, music, movies, sports, community, education; something you cherish is made by or made better by trans people inventing it, teaching it, and loving it

@stitcherssupply.bsky.social 🖤