Happy Heavenly Birthday to Little Richard Happy Birthday to Lauren London Happy Birthday to Paula Patton Happy Birthday to Keri Hilson (walt disney too I guess) and of course, Happy Birthday to ME!

May I stand unshaken amidst the crash of the world?

Damn RIP Shang Tsung.

oh and it turns out Shanks really was a rat, just not for the group niggas thought it was

lady just walked in my job all jolly talmbout she volunteering for lockheed martin...

gone off the multivitamins, just awakened my byakugan

#ONEPIECE1167 WISHER WIGER‼️

I say we riot

guess who's coming to dinner

I'm thankful for Black people

SAY PIZZA, SAY NO 🙅🏽‍♂️ TO DRUGS, TO YES 🙌🏽

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I’m thankful for all my fine friends 🙂‍↕️

It’s people saying they agree with you and they need to get outta here

Happy Turkey Day

the way I would love for Zeff to knock the ever-living shit out of Judge while Sanji watches

yeah that shit crazy fr 😭 Eagles play calling was piss-poor after that lead

Oop nvm.

Nvm, Damn Eagles…

Cannot believe they lost this fucking game like this

I need a shot

I haven't seen a lead blown in such a crazy way since Zoom ate Skype's nachos

Sirianni, it's up to you whether I'm drinking in celebration or commiseration

Eagles forgot how to play football when the 4th Qtr started 🙃🙃🙃

It's okay Birds I too would've put an extra guy on the field during that drive

Eagles D has AWAKENED!

"Peter Thiel" has the name of a traitorous asshole from a 13th-Century period piece set in one of those almost-Englands

Curse you Peter Thiel and Elon Muskrat

Every time I hear Jazmine Sullivan go "Why do we love love, when love seems to hate us?" on that song, I feel the tears forming

LFG ♐️♐️🎉🎉🔥🔥

me every time my heart get a tad tingly

Jerry Jones commercial cameo jump scare

We don’t care. Yall still getting smacked lmao.

Easy Pickens ☹️

Defense asleep at the wheel 💔💔💔

Blankenship with a SILLY MF PICK!!! 😭

Jerry Jones hasn't looked this mad since Black kids tried to go to school.

this what the eagles doin rn

Jerry Jones purse his lips any tighter he gon grind em smooth off 🤣🤣🤣

The Brotherly Shove™

DEVONTA SMITH OMFG!!!!!!!

SMITTTYYYYY

That dont matter on the weekends

I would like some of what your mother made

I tune into Eagles v Cowboys and first thing I see is a cowboy enjoying a nice Butterfingers

The key to sexy skin:

we've got a poet on our hands

In honor of Sagittarius season, question everything and be the life of a party at the same time

me when I'm dating kingda ka