honestly think the main thing that’s put me off going out out in recent years is that i don’t wanna be hungover on my time and lose a sunday/saturday for the sesh. like i only ever want to be hungover on work time

so funny seeing photos of myself when i was like 18 because i now think i looked so skinny but at the time i would have told you i was really over weight

gay people LOVE having a green living room (im gay people)

can’t believe blake mitchell died in a motorcycle accident

me at 15: meeting this random 30 year old on grindr is completely fine and not dangerous at all me at 29: i don’t feel comfortable with the nice french lady i found on facebook marketplace to come round my house and take an old mattress of my hands for free

don’t wanna brag but i just got discharged from therapy, and my therapist told me i was her favourite patient and she was gonna miss our chats x

okay so i’ve read most of the heated rivalry books now, and like it’s basically bad tumblr fanfic but i loved every page

Bridget Phillipson knew her history, was told by MPs not to appoint her, insisted on appointing her, and in her first interview the Chair of the Equality and Human Rights Commission has ignored super clear and explicit human rights law that trans people are not a third sex. What a disgrace.

i do have a special interest and it’s called the m&s foodhall

you’ll never catch me falling for the ‘australia is so much better than the uk’ propaganda that has caused many of my straight friends to emigrate

so the government is doing an enquiry into grooming gangs, but they’re focusing on non white people doing it? we are truly in hell

sometimes a girl will post a topless photo of their partner on instagram and it helps me finally understand why they’re with them

i quote ‘get her jade’ almost daily and i’ve completely forgotten where it’s from (don’t tell me)

found out who bonnie blue is today and realised just how GAY i am

someone at work the other day questioned if i was blonde and ive never been more offended in my life

guys i actually need an intervention please, i can’t watch reels on normal speed anymore, i need it to always be in x2 speed

me logging into work: god i wanna throw myself off a cliff me at work: yaps all day and objectively has a delightful time

need to read 4 books before new year if i wanna beat my record. might have to delete instagram off my phone so i don’t go on reels

love that we’re watching trans people’s rights very quickly be stripped away while most media outlets seem to applaud it, like this is literally what Martin Niemöller was warning you about in his 1945 “first they came” poem

sounds like someone is having a party on my road, which like fine you do you boo, but why are we doing this on the wee hours of a tuesday morning?

i think we as gay people are too hard on ourselves, like yeah there’s a lot of problems in the community but fucking hell have you heard what straight people get up to

quite simply can’t be fucked with work this week

every time i see a cat you’d think it was the first time ive seen a cat

I find it weird that anyone would listen to Rory Stewart on anything, but especially economic policy given his support for austerity economics and the outcome of that being a tanked economy *and* hundreds of thousands of dead people

people will say ‘100k a year isn’t that much money’ and like they’re right, but also do they realise most of the country is on like 30k and would love an extra 70?

daniel craig is so much sexier in knives out than he ever was in james bond

do i really have to go to the gym for the rest of my life

really irks me that people can’t put the free weights back in the right order at the gym

i’m so excited to get into bed later

i’m so hungover today and unable to actually work

Yes the concerning thing is not how he behaved at school but that this is still what he clearly thinks but dressed up in a suit

i need someone to write a fanfic that explains how emma thompson is liam neeson’s brother in love, actually. like he’s there with his gorgeous and broody irish accent, while she sounds like she’s having tea with the queen later

work drinks are so funny like what do you mean i’ve done more tequila shots in my life on a random thursday in december

think i’m so disillusioned from work because so many of my jobs have essentially been ‘makes powerpoint for meeting’

i miss that tiktok girl who called british people racist cannibals because we say ‘i’m having a chinese tonight’

either i’m masc now or spotify got a lot less homophobic this year

as i approach my 30th birthday, the government needs to extend the rail card to 60 or something i can’t pay full price for trains

wanna do that clean sheet toilet paper thing to help contribute but i need someone to tell my how good the toilet paper quality is

someone at work told me i was being mean by hate following a fitness influencer i met at a wedding but i think they’re just not up to date with the modern age

lofi is now really helping me lock IN to my doom scrolling

one of the weirdest parts of british politics is just how willing senior people are to leak things to the press, like if i leaked half as much as they do at my work id be fired

will never understand how people have annual leave left to use like i had 38 days this year and still managed to get through it all

you need to stop watch you’re doing and watch heated rivalry now. it’s so hot

i know the prize of pints is getting ridiculous but we also need to talk about the cost of soft drinks, like why am i spending £5 for a coke??

making my bed

whoever said the creators of wicked clearly read the first few lines of the fascism wikipedia page and then made a movie was very right

got a meeting with my head of department at 9 and my manager has done the worst possible thing, decided to review the documents 15 minutes before the meeting

The mansion tax has been absolutely terrible for my productivity, in that I have fallen back hard into “looking at high end property”. Hate what they’ve done with the interior here!

i do feel quite vindicated for always hating hopper like david harbour is so fucking unlikeable

also i’m gonna say it, the D&D references are actually exhausting