guys what do you mean charlie kirk was only 3 years older than me??? man looked OLD

shame is so funny like why am i sat here worrying about something dumb i did 6 years ago, like i did dumb things last week!!

properly embracing yuppy life today: did reform pilates in the morning, coffee and cake with a friend after, before deep cleaning the flat and doing a 9k run. now exhausted in the bath

i reckon all the geopolitical tensions are because we haven’t sacrificed a billionaire to the sea recently

could never be self employed because i’d keep giving myself the day off when i couldn’t be arsed

work have said i can get every other friday off but only if i become part time and take a pay cut. the temptation is real

i’ve very much clocked out of the growing geopolitical conflict, which is v privileged of me but also mentally i’m doing so much better

my grandma has knitted all of my siblings/cousins’ kids blankets and she’s done one for mine and josh’s cat. not sure what this says about me but my grandma clearly sees children ain’t in the future for us

seeing headlines right now and feeling like i want to unlearn how to read

lowkey would love to live in Athelstan or Attleeton, but reckon they’ll be annoying and call it Elizabethtown

remembering how at my work christmas party my lesbian colleague asked me if i was a trans man

our council tax bill went down….?

The tribes of Britain c. 540 in the time of Gildas.

work keep trying to teach me how to use copilot and without fail i just don’t listen

One of the biggest problems re loneliness these days is that it costs quite a lot simply to socialise (be that travelling to meet your friends being expensive, or it being difficult to find a space you can be in for free)

laying down > all other human experiences

is anyone else’s bluesky feed weirdly full of star wars stuff? specifically whatever the main woman from the sequels is?

didn’t wanna go to the pub quiz last night but my friend got a stunning photo of me???

keep turning off the heating, only to be faced with a coldness i’ve never felt before

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

in a progressive turn of events, i have a new op at work and she’s a woman. can no longer be accused of only hating straight men

doctor who and sherlock has a lot to answer for. they created a generation of twats who think sounding smart is speaking in an overly convoluted way so others don’t follow you

started today having brunch with a friend before training for half marathon. then spent the evening watching Miss Marple while doing a puzzle with josh. i am truly old

we have a king size bed and yet our cat seems to take up all the room

nothing more humbling than reading your posts from the last week, like why am i so cringe

i don’t need AI because when you add reddit to the search bar you get v helpful responses

Well, yes, but aren't there people more deserving of her advocacy? Rather a lot of them? Like Epstein's victims?

had such a 30 year old day in that i trimmed down some trees in the garden, set up a new washing line and then went for a run. loved every second of it

WHY IS THIS A NEWSNIGHT TOPIC

Winston Churchill's Otter Fursona is the best compromise.

tinnies in the park could cure my mental illness right now

Number two of the year babyyyyy

left my glasses at home today, and wow i cannot work without them. got my screen zoomed RIGHT in

nah sorry someone needs to arrest these right wing nut jobs

watching the Louis Theroux documentary and you know what, middle age women are right to be worried about their young boys!! they’re insane!!!

Events becoming so prevalent they’re really eroding past my stance of Not Monitoring The Situation

Maya Forstater paying for admission to spend time in a venue full of people she's convinced are dangerous perverts. Ok, diva.

look im a lone voice defending the british weather, but the whiplash from yesterday to today is a bit much

Love this so much! 💚👏🏼

im stuck in such a crusader kings 3 hole it’s unreal. not even sure how many other people play what is likely the nerdiest game in the world but it’s all i think about

Our dependency on fossil fuels makes us vulnerable. Wars across the world are pushing up prices for households in the UK. Why keep waiting for the next crisis? We need to transition to clean power as fast as we can to protect people and our economy. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

me and my daughter

The NHS has now stopped all medication - puberty blockers and hormones - for trans minors. For most, unless they get drugs from other sources, this means a lifetime, in an increasingly violent and transphobic society, unable to pass. Under Wes Streeting NHS policy is harm and death for trans people.

my cat has started biting my toes in the morning so i’ll get up and feed her

Tomorrow Wes Streeting will remove trans minors ability to access, and doctors to prescribe, cross-sex hormones. Try as it might Labour will never eradicate trans people. They cannot, and should not, change who they are. All Labour will do is make trans lives harder - with more harm and more death.

would you all cancel me if i retrained as a police officer?

This is the thing plenty of people are insisting we tie ourselves to

finally caught up to industry and like when did this show become about nazis 😭😭😭😭

could never do only fans because i wouldn’t be able to look myself in the mirror if it flopped

need to stop following every guy with a nice dick on here because i genuinely can’t open this app on the train anymore