work would be so much better if we all did 10-4, 4 days a week

gym bro i met at a wedding and follow on instagram is now telling people he washes his hair with egg yolk

Morgan McSweeney won’t see your nasty skeets but your incompetent, corrupt, bigoted, right-wing friends will. So keep skeeting.

A group of hotel housekeepers went on strike for the first time in 40 years. And won! Organising works. Trade unions work. This is the story of @uvwunion.bsky.social & the amazing Doris. youtu.be/MyEH6W83kLI?...

lol haven’t seen 3 of my brothers now for i think 8 months. wonder if we will try and see each other before it hits a year

think about this meme weekly

bought a pair of crocs and now lowkey don’t leave them. do also get v weird looks in the gym while i do weights in my short shorts and crocs

all that data and google must still think i’m a small business owner with the targeted ads they’re giving me

because starmer is in a position of power and knowing mandleson was friends with a convicted peadophile. farage is named in the files but not as an accomplice. you don’t need to make things up to condemn farage

god i remember how weird some americans got when elizabeth warren lost the race for democratic nominee. one account said they needed to ‘grieve’, and then many went on to refuse to support bernie

seen comments that Farage is in the Epstein files. i think it’s important to say so far there have been no references to him taking part in the people trafficking, and he is instead mentioned as being part of an international far right movement. not good, but probably not criminal

glad i’ve replaced scrolling through reels with scrolling through vinted

whenever this comes on shuffle for the first time in ages, I’m blown away all over again. what a timeless bloody masterpiece

you’ll be having the worst morning of your life and suddenly get hit with ‘your outlook password is expiring soon’

very on brand and embarrassing that my phone is suggesting i go to m&s food hall

i actually don’t think i could stomach back packing or staying in a hostel now. i enjoy my creature comforts far too much to stay in a room with 15+ strangers ever again

was thinking about getting a car because it would be easier to get to my grandad than the current 3 hour journey i do every time he needs me. however, i actually just don’t think i can deal with parallel parking

the way my cat screams in the morning, you’d think she’d never been fed before

while playing my suduku on my phone, i got an ad for a hogwarts dating game. who is that for? like surely kids no longer watch it and i hope 40 year old harry potter fans don’t wanna play a teenage dating sim 😭😭😭

calling it now, she’s the one that dies

I can confirm that Sex Matters has been refused permission to bring its anti-democratic, exclusionary, and bigoted challenge to the inclusive space at Hampstead Ponds. More to follow.

he’s objectively one of the most gorgeous men in the world, but the pout does just make me think of boss baby

so like did they just not finish the god awful harry potter spin off series?

remember that horrifying period where loads of my mates came out as formula one enthusiasts

my arse is fully out at the gym when i do the leg press or squats

my friend and i have started doing danc-ecise and it’s bloody incredible

not usually one for photos where i don’t smile but the post swim glow was hitting different

Give Jade every ad campaign going - clothing, health insurance, moisturisers, makeup! EVERYTHING. Make her marry the PG Tips monkey if you must! #Traitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors

Dear BBC Please defund Mrs Browns Boys and divert funding to Winter/Spring/Autumn watch Thx ever so Signed Everyone who isn’t a wrong ‘un

At 8pm tomorrow, I want the nation to go out onto your doorsteps and bang your pots & pans for Stephen & Rachel #TheTraitors

My highlights of #TheTraitors 2026.

stephen and rachel did this for every gay man and their work mum who looks after them and tells them they’re great

this actually feels like the emotionally charged series

hoping rachel and stephen win together now. take back everything i said about stephen being weak, he’s a lover and his heart could save this world

I LOVE YOU, YOU LABRADOR THAT GOT CURSED WITH THE WEIGHT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Faraaz calling himself an idiot was the highlight of the whole series

she served cunt too close to the sun 😔 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

every year im like ‘i could be a great traitor’ and then i see how emotional the last episode is and realise i’d crumble

rip jade #thetraitors

One thing about Jade, she will ALWAYS serve face. #TheTraitors

well fuck the gays then

it needs to be said and acknowledged that jade is maybe one of the most stunning woman i’ve ever seen

how does anyone afford to live anymore like one meal out and i’m spending basically all my social budget for the week

almost said stephen handled today really well, but then he didn’t vote for rachel

getting the sense i’ve missed some important geopolitical news in my hibernation (don’t tell me)

after eating half a packet of biscuits today, i’m having some yoghurt and honey as my after dinner treat x

god every time i hear a right wing whack job speak i realise how doomed we are

hate saving money and being sensible. where are my fun mid week dinner excursions

someone at work yesterday told me they dont think adding onions and garlic impacts a dish mum when you cook, and i had to physically hold my tongue with my teeth so i didn’t start screaming

diarrhoea really should be easier to spell than that