i enjoyed the new lily allen album

such a clear reform defeat as well. just goes to show that most of the love for reform we are seeing in the polls isn’t as strong as it appears

That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.

thank god the people of caerphilly said no to reform. can’t wait for westminster journalists to bend over backwards to explain why this means labour need to be more right wing

have any other faithfuls ever been this bad?

stephen being ableist but also getting it right is kinda iconic

it’s also like such a joke because why am i attending a workshop on trans identifies while my office considers banning trans people from bathrooms??? like did the senior leaders not attend the bull shit session on “being a workplace ally”

not to be all anti woke but if i could get rid of one thing it would be corporate D&I events. like they all sound like twitter discourse gone mad

i actually think the biggest divide in society is people who have bought into hustle culture and the people who recognise hard work isn’t actually rewarded

The Alan Carr Machiavellian character development this season is honestly so compelling????

First time Cat has made a wrong move all series #CelebrityTraitors

cat shoulda snaked jonathan here and shown herself as a faithful #celebritytraitors

i feel alan has gone too hard here #celebritytraitors

frankly speaking, if i was in this castle i’d just assume jonathan ross was a traitor based on his sleazy ass vibe #celebritytraitors

can i admit i have no idea who charlotte is #celebritytraitors

it’s actually very nice to have a bit of hope in politics again now the green party are going full economic populist

hate to say it but my boyfriend was right. listening to lofi while working does actually make me concentrate better

they’ve given us copilot at work, and bloody hell microsoft is ramming it down my throat. every application i open gives me like 3 pop ups begging me to use copilot to start drafting documents i haven’t even planned yet??

one of my worst traits is if you text me ‘when you free?’ and i’m not free for a week or so, i’ll ignore the message for a week so i feel less bad about suggesting meeting in two weeks time

Wild that Betfred think this will drum up sympathy Sorry people who lose their jobs, but frankly they can shut down all of their stores and I wouldn't give a shit No empathy for companies who vacuum money out of the pockets of vulnerable people without paying back in www.bbc.com/news/article...

that cringe millennial woman who looks like a who and eats cake pops lives rent free in my head

Please remember if reform win the next election, it will be totally Labour’s fault, not the green party’s or whatever else they will try and tell you

that new york mayor guy Mamdani is so fucking fit, like i’m so attracted to him. anyway, im deleting bluesky until traitors comes back next week

British.

sorry they cannot be like ‘she was a fantastic faithful’ after voting her off??? like she clearly wasn’t good if you voted for her????

i’d call people a cunt if they voted me out

why are the americans tweeting about the collapse of their democracy while im watching the traitors? i don’t want to see that right now

i beg please get rid of jonathan

Celia Imrie. 50 years of stage and screen. *turns up to Traitors shrieking and farting* National Treasure. #CelebrityTraitors

stephen fry walked in that room like ‘i don’t wanna sit through this conversation let’s just vote’

CELIA IMRIE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE #CelebrityTraitors

i need them to get rid of stephen fry

PUT MY PUSSY IN IT

if they manage to catch alan out and vote him off, can he join claudia and do the commentary?

anyone else like heard nowt about the labour deputy leadership election? like does anyone even seem to care what’s going on there?

Really felt like Ruth was trying hard not to say “you’re a twat”

lol the biggest message here is the british public either know and hate a politician or don’t know who a politician is

i genuinely think alan carr is the funniest person in the world

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

I’ve never felt so old in my entire life.

an old coworker has messaged me to tell me she misses me, and she described me as ‘an inappropriate, unhinged sassy gossip’ which does feel like a well intended micro aggression, but i also once got my dick out and helicoptered at the christmas party so this probably isnt an unfair comment

you just know that there are some compromising grindr videos and pictures out there of jonathan bailey, and im so proud of the gay community that they haven’t been leaked

Woah! So Labour's position really is, 'telling us off for breaching human rights undermines the case for human rights'? Proper Trumpian stuff from Labour's answer to Suella Braverman.

thinking about the time josh took me to an LGBT awards ceremony and both Paloma Faith and Katherine Ryan were up for an award, but they both got bored so left before their spots. in their defence most of the sponsors were involved in killing the planet

they really should get dominic cumming into the next celebrity traitors series. like super problematic vibes but i think he’d be fun to watch

can’t believe celia imrie said she couldn’t be a traitor. like girlie has the energy of a bond villain, she’d be a great traitor

the fact the straights ever thought tom daley was straight just goes to show how willingly blind people are when someone’s hot

actually gutted paloma faith was the first to go on traitors. like she’s so fun to watch

feeling unwell and desperately need someone to come make a fuss of me like i’m a toddler

spent most of today travelling and on a plane, but still made a solid effort this morning cat spotting. istanbul may be the best city in the world