Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

so... quintupleplusgood? www.axios.com/2025/12/09/t...

a second goal here would really be lovely.

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!

"We Are All Trump Steaks Now" has to be one of the most depressing things i've read today — and that's saying something. Your Country Is For Sale open.substack.com/pub/leighton...

as much as it pains me to write this as one of the @gaygooners.bsky.social, good on you @proudlilywhites.bsky.social and @tottenhamhotspur.com — fighting bigotry and for a more inclusive space is something that can even transcend the north london divide.

"Nobody, nobody wins a war:" Assembly of Caribbean People appeals for peace in the region petchary.wordpress.com/2025/12/09/n... from @petchary.bsky.social

can you imagine if any other US president released this kind of idiotic and incoherent word salad from his mouth hole?

yes! support your local libraries — they are a key component of whatever glue is still holding our communities together. lareviewofbooks.org/article/free...

my bad, missed newcastle-bournemouth as another all-prem FA cup fixture

pretty important stuff — www.democracynow.org/2025/12/8/ke...

portsmouth away, okay. spurs and united drawing epl opponents is lovely though.

cherish small victories and keep fighting. "the trans agenda is staying alive." — my sister today. — Trans Healthcare Coverage Ban Stripped From Negotiated Military NDAA Bill In Sunday Night Surprise open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

banger from @anntelnaes.bsky.social — Whiskey Pete goes caroling open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

😞 —

@petchary.bsky.social @susangoffe.bsky.social @erlkonigkid.bsky.social —

once you see it, you can't unsee it.

i had a major epiphany today. when saka takes a pen — www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fNm... what he's doing is the football equivalent of the cat butt waggle — www.youtube.com/shorts/m4VgA... @petchary.bsky.social @erlkonigkid.bsky.social @4jinxremoving.bsky.social @kellywood.bsky.social

The boat wasn’t headed to the U.S., which we would have learned with a little due process instead of murder. www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...

More of this nationwide please!

i would have loved to see the @nytimes.com remind these trump supporters that these individuals were not trafficking fentanyl to the united states, but cocaine to suriname. not that it would magically make them respect the rule of law. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/u...

thanks chelsea, needed that.

said it before, will say it again no doubt — tying one's mental and emotional health to the outcomes of football games [or any sporting event] cannot in any way be good for one

richarlison, guimarães on the scoresheet... means grealish is next and it's definitely just going to be one of those days, eh?

i hope this analysis is correct, and that this absurd document only leads to the EU circling its wagons and strengthening its mutual ties. — America has identified its greatest enemy: Western Europe open.substack.com/pub/programm...

over to you sunderland. do us a solid.

mood —

so glad i got up at 04.15 for that.

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

hincapié has had a really solid game — naïve me thinking we didn't need to sign another defender when we brought him in.

i'll take a martinelli winner in stoppage time for $2000, alex.

ok let's not do that

what a shot from martin!

i'll accept all forms of currency except crypto, or just applause. COYG!!

viktor going with the popped collar look. wouldn't have been a fan in the 80s, and was definitely not a fan in its 00s reemergence. but score a goal and all is forgiven.

nice for us to spot them a goal to burnish the trossard-as-savior narrative when he equalizes

yeah having seen the replay of the goal, that is a bit on riccardo for neglecting his defensive duties. i love how he's always looking to play forward, but every now and then it's okay to uh, not do that.

that was not "nearly a second goal for villa" — wasn't even a shot on target, chill out jon champion.

well, we conceded first at newcastle too. let's run that back, please.

remember yellows for kicking the ball away? we sure do.

declan, my hero — but you are not allowed to get hurt.

damn, that was some lovely arsenal football

thank you david. that makes up for the early one.

Raya getting his one near mistake out of the way early. Smart.

worst part about this ungodly start time is that i fully expect us to drop points — only question is whether it's two or three.

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!

okay arsenal, i'm up, i'm up. missed olivia's goal, now to split screen. signed, —sleepy in seattle.

good on you, mr. president — www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...

The winner of the #FIPA Peace Prize really does great work. 👏👏👏👏 #DRCongo #Rwanda @destroytime.bsky.social