about sums it up, though i'd add "check blood alcohol level to determine if you should call 911"

i guess?

the post has switched allegiances. bad post!

finally

mikel's definitely getting sent off before this is over lol

based on this, we'll be fortunate to lose by three sunday.

welp.

not a pen, but those have been given before...

mmmmmmm

save us, young padawan

this is better

let's just stand and watch the ball go back to ... no one.

all right. let's do this.

HAIL POST

CAN WE NOT DAVID

why did zubi not play that forward

errr noni

declan, would be a good time to activate UCL mode.

great work gabi

first 5-6 minutes were way too exciting — this is more like it, arsenal. 🫤

quite the torrid start in münchen, eh?

shoot that eberi!

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!

everyone ready for 90 minutes of agony?

if we "cannot stop where the species is going, only how fast it gets there," the prior question would be, "where is it going?" how does ms. dee define "progress"? only time advances linearly. — It's Too Late, Techno-pessimists. We Are As Gods. open.substack.com/pub/defaultf...

can we get that under oath and with reference to your immunity privilege?

"we're not a shoe company anymore, we're uh... something something... AI!! you know, AI!!" ::stock soars:: we are so cooked. www.theverge.com/news/912484/...

Its not always easy to say thank you ameliadraws.art/2026/04/15/s...

with that injury list (if all are accurate), we are so fucked. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

on the same topic. destroy the ring, frodo. — Why the AI backlash has turned violent open.substack.com/pub/bloodint...

i'm not either @edzitron.com, but am always appreciative of your work trying to inject some sanity into the "AI" discourse.

now, to see if we can stagger past sporting...

damn barca. wild in both legs.

Why the fuck should players be bothered about what rival fans say, well said Ebs, and same to the press too 🤲. Eberechi Eze press - pre Arsenal v Sporting

a huge let-"off" for atleti

absolutely this — vance is a corporate media creation, and the corporate media need him to be "moderate" for the 2028 "narrative." — The "Foremost War Skeptic" open.substack.com/pub/readtpa/...

what the fuck are we doing? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

@renevelation.bsky.social happy birthday mate! wishing you a lovely day!

seems a pertinent question to be asking of society as a whole these days... @petchary.bsky.social "What if we awake one day, all of us, and find ourselves utterly unable to read? I wish you to gasp not only at what you read but at the miracle of its being readable." —Vladimir Nabokov, "Pale Fire"

can you feel the freedom? — How 51 Seconds at a Pro-Palestine Protest Could Send a Muslim Student to Prison for 34 years open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...

i don't cheer for player injuries, but this asshole deserves everything negative that comes his way. my loathing of him doesn't even have primarily to do with the club he plays for.

if it can happen in hungary...

Scientists propose dark matter may consist of two interacting particle types, not one. This could explain why gamma-ray signals appear in the Milky Way but not dwarf galaxies, since detection depends on the balance of both types in each galaxy

welp

this. habermas's statement was indefensible then and now — www.parapraxismagazine.com/articles/hab...

i can't explain why i'm about to watch this chelsea-city travesty, but here we are.

xavi simons looks like he's about to burst into tears

wow. never could have seen this coming... ... 🙄 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

the gods also say: "get fucked, spuds"

i wasn't going to watch football today to detox from yesterday's horror show and to gird my loins for wednesday's horror show, but....