I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Oh right, he’s not taking Palmer either…

Stoked that Thomas Tuchel has been reading my blog! www.30yardsniper.co.uk?p=1334

Haha, fucking hell. I hope the Greens win that by election.

“Why should anyone care about reading something nobody cared enough to write?”

Hah, must be weird to win the title without playing a game, hah

“Student loans are fair, actually.” FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF TO FUCKING FUCK YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This reads like Man U is a rescue centre for unwanted goalkeepers

Shocked at Shay Given’s whataboutery on MOTD, shocked I tell you.

Starmer: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF RACISM WE NEED

I DO NOT WANT TO 'CHAT WITH MY FILES'

I’ve really got to commend anyone who can be arsed to do anything

Statistically, we always lose when FLEEEETCH is commentating #ATLARS

looking forward to it so much, I turned off replies apart from the people that already agree with me

While we’re on the subject of CBeebies, Moon & Me gets shitcanned from the weeknight schedule but The Clangers stays? Get in the bin. Obviously Night Garden is untouchable but both my kids immediately zone out when Clangers starts.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: COLOURBLOCKS IS SHIT

Sky’s rules mean we will never hear @rodstudd.bsky.social and Dan Dawson commentate on TV together, but thankfully no such rules apply to floor events. Catching up on PC streams is always a blast when these lads are on. #PreBogey #TinaTurner

Shay Given wearing all beige on Sunday’s Match of the Day was just ridiculously on-brand

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

NEW | ‘Inspired’ by that editor castigating a journalism graduate for not wanting a job just feeding the AI… AI;DR: Journalism's quislings for AI and why I'll never use AI to write this newsletter brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/aidr-journ...

"Then there’s Jon Champion, a man so out of touch with the views of ordinary people he is actually trying to emulate the work of Barry Davies. Cham­pion’s commentary is the footballing equivalent of the chap next to you on a long train journey vocalising his investigation of the Times crossword."

I thought I'd get in on the action. You'll need sound up.

It can’t be a dry January if it just rains every day, can it

Something I love about Star Trek fandom is that, while it’s obsessed over story inconsistencies and continuity errors, it also finds incredibly implausible ways to retcon these errors by inventing hypothetical events that could have happened between episodes.

@rodstudd.bsky.social PRE-BOGEY making its debut at the worlds, you love to see it

I can never quite get over the fact that the British government embed spies in peaceful social justice movements. It’s so monumentally fucking sketchy, especially given how they carry on when in post. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Nice one, Spidey.

Mines going to be Jeff and Zuck talking about why billionaires shouldn’t exist and then they dial in Altman who talks about why the AI bubble is going to burst

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Do you remember how shit Star Trek: Picard was. Because I do. I fucking remember. It was fucking shit.

The letter from Farage’s school voicing concerns about his singing Hitler youth songs etc have been in public domain for YEARS. Nobody in this country gives a flying fuck. It’ll only be when he’s actually in power and the country is in pieces that liberal middle-Englanders will actually go “hmmm,”

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

I would just like to say to Russell Beland, Springfield, that your "John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met" entry in the Washington Post bad analogy style invitational has remained near the tip of my consciousness for 25 years and always makes me laugh.

Fuck AI slop and fuck all those that made it happen

Haven’t you heard? Being a dickhead’s cool

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

“We wish you a pheasant plight”

working at the nyt

We can’t cover the rover but we can rove to the cove

Geezer mime-busking the saxophone in Leicester Square really put on a smile on my face this evening. Just 100% pure grift, not even trying to get the fingers in time to the notes. Bravo, sir.

New awareness campaign

There should be some kind of effort to create war between pigeons and seagulls so they spend all their time fighting each other and leave us the fuck alone

whomst amongst us

Sora is a paper machete. It is low-quality, impossible to make consistent or reliable, while also being incredibly expensive to run. Every single “good” video you’ve seen is cherrypicked from dozens of terrible ones to make you feel scared that this can create entire movies’ worth of content.

Honestly, what's the point of saying they have to do this to prevent Reform, when outcome is effectively mass deportations by the back door and removal of rights anyway. More people becoming undocumented, which Labour's policies guarantee, lead, because of Labour's policies, to more deportations. 4/

Covid vaccines for anyone that wants them should be an absolute no brainer. Successive governments being so disinterested in the physical wellbeing of its working age population is a fucking travesty.