A notice crossed my desk this morning from one of the big insurance carriers. They are changing their pre-certification requirements to prevent possible fraud. 1/2

As I was walking into the office this morning, I saw that it was landscaper day. Normally, there would be an army of Latino dudes zipping around cutting grass & blowing leaves. This morning it was just three old white dudes. 1/2

I was sitting in the breakroom with a couple of coworkers earlier, finishing up lunch. A third coworker came in. I called out to her to let her know that when a doctor came looking for her yesterday, I covered for her. 1/2

From Andy Borowitz

If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.

Today is my 21st anniversary at work. If I keep showing up, they're gonna start thinking that I know what I'm doing...

We have a new food truck at the office today. It's called "Ask What's On The Menu". Upon perusal of their menu, I see that one can order a "Big Willie" (or a "Little Willie" if you're so inclined). They also serve "Pimp Juice". I think I'll pass... #foodtruck #KeepinItClassy

I’m wearing my eye patch in the office today. Most folks are pretending to not notice, which is a bit odd. Everyone else is asking what happened. At first I told ‘em the truth. 1/2

Sooo, there might have been a teensy mishap...

The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 called for dismantling the NOAA, which provides warnings of natural disasters, such as the deadly floods in Texas. The irony is that Heritage wanted these cuts because it’s angry that NOAA helps prove the reality of climate change--the thing causing floods.

What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow? Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy? Our new concentration camps? Our dying economy? Our ditching due process? Our corruption? Our broken legislature? Our corrupt SCOTUS? Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly

Ruiz: Why did the report include citations that don’t exist? RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions in that report are accurate Ruiz: How can they be accurate if they did not exist?

So, I was asked to find a shawarma place for someone and was checking out Casablanca. It's probably the only "curated dining experience" THAT ALSO HAS MIDGET WRESTLING... #memphislife #KeepingItClassy

This MAGA farmer is *shocked* that Trump would do anything to hurt family owned farms like his. 🐆💀

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

Amazing!

Hi, welcome to Hel... um, I mean good morning! How's my day going? Well, to give you an idea, it took SIX ibuprophen just to be able to get out of bed this morning. 1/2

My office still still uses interdepartmental mail envelopes for items that can't be sent electronically. Today my boss got an envelope from one of the surgeons. He listed his department as the "Bad Ass Department"... #officelife #AGGRESSIVELYhealthyego

We can throw away $120,000,000 flipping fighter jets into the sea, but can’t afford to give the pilots healthcare when they retire.

Liminal space...

This.

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi says she is going against corrupt judges. In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.

George Santos was just sentenced to 87 months in prison. Anyway, what’s for lunch? 💅

I'll bet arresting judges will really lower the price of eggs

Democrat’s project 2029 part 1

Emergency Announcement youtu.be/U1kPW5MGxQQ

Trump is talking about shuttering publications and networks he disagrees with. He's talking about deporting and imprisoning Americans who dissent. This is unprecedented and undemocratic. Wake up America.

I was going to see a matinee today with a friend and got most of the way across town before I realized that I walked out of the house without my wallet. Aaarrrgh! 1/2

Soooo, apparently there's no parking in front of the elevator this afternoon.. #officelife

Taking my Trump derangement syndrome to new heights. (Stay for the finale.) 🧹🫧💚🇺🇸 #NewVideo #DefyDemocracy #Parody

I'm very late to the party, but I've been listening to The Magnus Archives this afternoon and I'm hooked. For those, like me, who were unaware, it is a fictional horror podcast. If you're a bit spooky, you'll probably like it. #themagnusarchives

Taking a break from mental health to focus on social media. Just really looking to be as unstable as possible with everything going on right now, thx for understanding.

Our system at work is very flexible. Maybe too flexible. I just pulled up an account and saw that someone had put in an appointment reminder that was set to go out SEVEN THOUSAND years in the future... #officelife #GonnaBeaNoShow

I got a records request for a patient today. The requestor wanted 73 years worth of records for our 72 year old patient. Sooo, maybe they also want his momma's maternity records? #officelife #TheMathAintMathing

No bone spurs detected.

Nothing sets the tone for the day like getting a 40 page subpoena from the DOJ... #officelife

To quote FDR: "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made."